Vermont

[Idnew]

In Vermont, it is illegal for women to wear false teeth without the written permission of their husbands.


Ok, I can just hear this.(wife) Honey I need to go to the store. Can I put my false teeth in? Here's my permission slip.(husband) Hell no you might see some good looking dude there.

You can sure tell men wrote most of these laws.

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[cleoeo]

What's the penalty for non-compliance? Methinks this law hath no teeth.

[Idnew]

Methinks your probably right. Some of these I find have a source and some don't, and this one doesn't. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[paulgro]

Well if it's not a law, it should be!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Idnew]

*swats paulgro with a wet noodle* http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[paulgro]

That hurt!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I dunno, personally i like the one that says "It is illegal to deny the existence of god." I might just go to vermont and start committing blasphemy, and quoting the Wiccan Rede on the steps of the courthouse to see if that law is still enforced, then get bookoo bucks from a lawsuit against the state for infringing upon my first amendment rights.

[paulgro]

Since everyone else is a sleep, I'll welcome you... Welcome The Sage!!!

[Idnew]

I'm not asleep just cat napping a little. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

http://www.zing.com/picture/p7ff12b5e7916b84599b0fc5a09c7798c/ffae7136.gif Sage You go The Sage http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Idnew (edited November 03, 2000).]

[RockBottomDLux]

Hi! I m new. i need some wierd vermont laws. dunno if u can help me.

I personally like the one, although they got rid of it, "At one time, it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole."

WHERE DO THEY GET THIS STUFF??

[paulgro]

Welcome to the board! I'll see if I can find anything tonight when I get home from work.

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[RockBottomDLux]

Thanks! The reason i ask is cause i doin a assignment in skool. I need 7 but only got 5.

Just tell me them all. Ill use the ones i don't have. Also, i didn't sign up just for this, ill talk wit u about.........well, wutever ur talkin about.

THANX AGAIN!

[paulgro]

Here's one I found.

Did you know you could serve time in jail for going down
the wrong side of the aisle in a supermarket?

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[RockBottomDLux]

Hey, thanx.

*gives paulgro a high-five*

Just need one more, if anyone could help, please do so.

[RockBottomDLux]

HEY, ANYONE HERE????? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/confused.gif
this board is asleep, so ill give it a little awakening...... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
WAKE UP EVERYBODY!!
WAKE UP EVERYBODY!!

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COME ON, TALK! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/cool.gif

[paulgro]

This board is actually pretty active. Some boards right now are kinda dead for some reason.

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[artsmass]

Not a weird law by any means, but Vermont is the only state that you do not have to have a permit to carry a concealed weapon. Coincidentally, they have very low crime rates. Hmmmmmm.......

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[RockBottomDLux]

hmm.....shouldnt jinx that one! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[cleoeo]

My Granny had some hilarious stories that only she could tell correctly. One of my favorites was about her sister Francis who was widowed and had no children. Francis found solace in the Catholic Church, and never missed Sunday Mass even when she was sick. Her one vanity was that she had false teeth and didn't want people to know. One time she got cold sores in her mouth and couldn't wear her teeth because they just hurt too much. So she sent word with my Granny that she was too sick to attend that Sunday's Mass. The Priest was very concerned, thinking my Great Aunt must be very ill indeed. Later that day he came visiting to check on her. Auntie had her teeth in a glass of bleach water, and seeing the Priest at the door she just jammed them in her mouth and let him in. Naturally she was in great distress, the tears rolling down her cheeks. The longer the Priest tried to comfort her the more distressed she got. She finally asked the Priest to go get my Granny, which he did (to her great relief) and when Granny heard her sad tale she had to keep a straight face so as not to embarrass the gentle soul.
Granny always told this story with a twinkle in her eye so I don't know if it's true, but it sure was funny the way she told it, even after hearing it dozens of times. I wish I could hear it from her again!

[~wildangel~]

lol@Cleo...thats a cute story, poor aunty!

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[RockBottomDLux]

After looking and looking, I finally found the first thread I posted in! Woo!

[aclu14]

Cool! Lemme find mine...*lurks over to Fake Laws*

[aclu14]

*lurks back to State Laws* Hey, it was archived!! :mad

[RockBottomDLux]

I sounded like a 5 year old back then!

[aclu14]

LOL

[weldordave]

Back then?????????????????????

[aclu14]

As in a year and a half ago, a timespan in which teens are likely to change a lot.