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September 17th, 2002, 08:56 PM
The law here states, that it is illegal to look like bin laden if you are a citizen of the USA....Anyone who violates it, will get their beard burned off...
aclu14
September 17th, 2002, 08:59 PM
That is religious bias towards a lot of Muslim men.
September 17th, 2002, 09:43 PM
okay....sorry....I'll amend the law.....If you are a cacausion who looks like bin laden, you will get your beard burned off......Is that okay....?
Dizbuster
September 18th, 2002, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Maderic
okay....sorry....I'll amend the law.....If you are a cacausion who looks like bin laden, you will get your beard burned off......Is that okay....?
How about, you are given a sex change operation and shipped to Saudi Arabia?:rolleyes: :p :eek: :p :rolleyes:
September 18th, 2002, 04:12 PM
How about you go screw yourself.............
Insulting with as stupid things as what you just said, makes you just look imature and ignorant......... Enough said.....
Dizbuster
September 19th, 2002, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by Maderic
How about you go screw yourself.............
Insulting with as stupid things as what you just said, makes you just look imature and ignorant......... Enough said.....
Dude, you need to adjust your attitude down a bit, I was not saying "you" as in you personally, but as int someone guilty of violating the law gets that done to them, as in, "if you have a beard and look like Bin Laden, then,,,,,
get it?
and I have found it is physically impossible to do your first suggestion, just not that limber!:p :D :eek: :D :p
September 19th, 2002, 03:47 PM
Okay......sorry....I apologize...
aclu14
September 19th, 2002, 08:06 PM
My co-worker, who's Italian, was also accused of looking like bin Laden. Sad, really, how prejudiced people can be...
DV8
September 20th, 2002, 08:10 AM
You know, looking like Bin Laden isnt such a bad thing. I mean he could almost pass for handsome...
Good luck in arresting Eninem Madi :D :p :D
Serendipity
September 20th, 2002, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by DV8
You know, looking like Bin Laden isnt such a bad thing. I mean he could almost pass for handsome...I saw a dicumentary recently, by a journalist who has dined with both Bin Laden and Tony Blair. Apparently, Bin Laden is rather refined and cultured, with impeccable manners - quite a gentleman. And yes, whatever other faults he may have, he's not ugly. Please don't take this as any kind of endorsement, however...
Phreakmeister
September 20th, 2002, 04:51 PM
Bin Laden is a man with horrible beliefs (not talking about Islam, but about fundamentalism), but the biggest danger is not in his beliefs, but in his influence on other people. What makes Bin Laden dangerous is his charisma. People who have seen him, say that it was as though he was floating through the room, not walking. Bin Laden is said to be quite an impressive sight to see. And let's be honest, there are uglier men on the face of this planet.
aclu14
September 20th, 2002, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by Phreakmeister
Bin Laden is said to be quite an impressive sight to see. And let's be honest, there are uglier men on the face of this planet.
Like Dubya, Cheney, Rummy, and Ashcrotch?
kontulib
September 21st, 2002, 08:20 AM
I´m not shore but I think I just saw bin Laden in Itäkeskus library...wait a minute...no, It wasn´t he...it was somebody else ugly-face arabi with stubid beard :D
September 21st, 2002, 09:02 AM
Actually Alcu, I was thinking more along the lines, of, oh let's see....um.....oh, yeah....the worldiest most hidious thing....your favorite Atterny General: Janet Reno.....-(she should be caged, and feed bananas).....
Phreakmeister
September 21st, 2002, 09:24 AM
Quit insulting monkeys, Mad ;):D
DV8
September 22nd, 2002, 08:49 AM
Fed bananas! Bananas are expensive u know! I should think the caged "thing" should not be fed at all!
nacho cheese
October 10th, 2002, 11:07 AM
How about if we just bomb every muslim who might have met a muslim who might have said the word "terr*****".
nacho cheese
October 10th, 2002, 11:14 AM
Maybe that was a bit out of line but my I just heard that my Finnish friend -whose father is from Middle East- was on a vacation in the USSA (or was that USSR?) was 3 times stopped by the police and questioned without a reason (actually there was a reason: he looks like a muslim so he could be a terrorist) during a week.
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