K-libs Finnish local bar

[kontulib]

Noniin, tervetuloa vaan sisemmälle...*coughs*...oh, excuse me. I didn´t remeber at most of you don´t understand Finnish.

So, welcome to K-libs Finnish local bar.
We have couple of different drinks, a billiard table, darts AND Karaoke every wednesday and saturday beginning 9 pm.
Well here is jukebox too...

Here is price list (they are Euro-prices, but 1 euro is about 1 dollar)

Koff III 0,33 liters, bottle: 2,50
Koff IVA 0,33 liters, bottle: 2,90
Koff III 0,5 liters, pint: 3,30
Koff IVA 0,5 liters, pint: 3,80
Karhu III, 0,33 liters, bottle: 2,50
Koff Portteri IVA, 0,33 liters, bottle: 3,00
Lapin Kulta III, 0,33 liters, bottle: 2,50
Kossukola (mixed Finnish booze and Coca Cola): 3,40
Kossuvissy (mixed Finnish booze and Vichywater): 3,40
Salmiakkikossu (Finnish booze with salmiak): 3,40
Hartwall Perry Cider 0,33 liters: 3,00
Hartwall Apple Cider 0,33 liter: 3,00
Lonkero (Gin+grape juice), 0,5 liter: 3,80

Cheese toast: 2,00
Ham+cheese toast: 2,30
Chili nuts: 1,50

Playing billiard: 3,00 per hour

So, have fun!!! :D

[FTale]

Hi, I'll have one beer...let's see...I think I'll go for Karhu this time. And give me those chili-nuts also. *gives k-lib a ten euro bill* You can keep the extra for this great idea of virtual bar.

And since I'm the only customer here, how 'bout a game of pool?

[RockBottomDLux]

....wierd how the cool smilie is really a reading smilie.....

Oh, another bar?

[kontulib]

Ok, FTale...but let´s play "kasipallo".

And bottle of Karhu. It´s 2.50.

[FTale]

Thanks. *takes the bottle and sips from it*

mmm...great beer, k-lib!

Okay, let's play kasipallo. When it comes to kasipallo, I suck, but I never learn if I never try, huh?

*tries to do the opening strike (or whatever it is) but accidentally rips the fabric of the pool table*

Oops, sorry..:cry

[kontulib]

Perkele FTale! You ripped my pool table...:mad
Ahh, what the hell. Let´s take a beer and be friends again :)

[FTale]

*sob sob* Okay, thanks... *takes a long gulp of his beer and gets an idea*

Hey, why don't we steal a new pool table from that Hott shop?

*grins*

[nacho cheese]

When I look your avatar Kontulib I feel like you're in a need sleep...

[kontulib]

Steal a pool table from the Hott Shop...I think it is not a good idea...haven´t you seen that text on the shops door...There reads at "Thiefs will be shot. Survivors will be shot again"...

[Lish2oo6]

k-lib.......y do you hate me!! i want a beer and i want my stuff back! if u really want it u can buy it! GOT IT???:cry:cry

[kontulib]

Oh Lish. I don´t hate you...I was only joking when I took candy from your store...here take a beer...costs nothing to you...
*offers kleenex to Lish at she can dry her eyes*
Everything ok? No hard feelings? *gives a big hug to Lish* :)

Oh...I pay for the pooltable. How much it costs?

[FTale]

*starts to sing karaoke*

"I'm a lady! Whoa whoa whoa I'm a lady..."

[kontulib]

Originally posted by FTale
*starts to sing karaoke*

"I'm a lady! Whoa whoa whoa I'm a lady..."

Aaaargh...please FTale, stop that! I give you a free beer if you are NOT singing...

[ILENSER]

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you go girl...

[FTale]

Originally posted by kontulib


Aaaargh...please FTale, stop that! I give you a free beer if you are NOT singing...

*stops immediately*

Did someone say "free beer"?

[kontulib]

*drinks 8 hot shots in ten minutes*

Oh, here is your free beer FTale.

*gives a pint of beer to FTale*

But now it is my turn to sing....

SWING LOVE, SWEET CHARIOT...COMING TO THE CARRY ME HOOOOME...!!!

[FTale]

The more I drink, the better you sing:D

[FTale]

*drags in the pool table*

Ah, finally, a new pool table...who want's to play?

[kontulib]

I can play with you, FTale.

*puts his mug of beer to corner of the pooltable*

Can I begin this time...AND don´t rip that table, please...

*accidentally pours mug of beer to the pool table*

OH $HIT! :eek: :cuss

[FTale]

*stares the situation, first being unable to say anything*

Friends, this is a day of a great tragedy...:cry And it is up to us to make things right. Me shall defend our local bar. We shall never surrender. And then they'll say of us: Never have so many owed so much to so few...

C'mon guys, let's get another pooltable...it's OK k-lib, I know how you feel...

[kontulib]

:cuss *starts to throw chairs allover the bar*

CLIR CRASH!!!

Ooops! That WAS a window...:eek:

*takes bottle of 96% spirit from refrigerator and drinks it*

GAAAAAAGHFFFFAAAARGH!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

*takes the nearest bottle what he gets on his hand and drinks it BUT don´t notice at it is Tabasco*

WHEEEEEEEEYEEEEERGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

*falls down to floor*

[FTale]

Oops...this CAN'T be good...

Wait...k-lib, if I can drink as much alcohol as I like for free, don't say anything...

*silence*

Oh, thanks, man! :clap

*starts drinking*

[DV8]

Can I have some peanuts pleasE?

[FTale]

Oh, helllo, Dv i realli wuld lik to heLP yu but yu see k-lib is nut fiiling gut and I THINKIDRANK tuu mucho.... so help joorself...

*drops to the floor and accidentally breaks k-libs arm*

[kontulib]

Originally posted by DV8
Can I have some peanuts pleasE?

*still unconscious*

[FTale]

*has a nightmare, screams and waves his arms and accidentally hits k-lib REALLY hard to the testicles*

[DV8]

Originally posted by FTale
*has a nightmare, screams and waves his arms and accidentally hits k-lib REALLY hard to the testicles*
I have always thought u were a girls lol. Sorry. Apologies. [why do you have a pic of a girl as an avatar?] *finds the smelliest sock possible and places it under K-lib's nose.* :lol

[FTale]

WHAT???

Ok, I know that in forums one doesn't always know the sex of others but that's my picture in the avatar... Do I look like a girl? Well, it's OK, quite funny actually... No, we're Finnish men, hard as a rock:p

[kontulib]

*wakes up*

AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Who placed this rotten fish under my nose?!?

And FTale. I like you too but please don´t dig my dick...

[FTale]

*recovers conciousness*

Oh, my head...

*finds out where his hand is*

Krhm...I can explain everything! Everything!!

Oh, my head...why does my mouth taste like a dead skunk?

[DV8]

*pukes:o

[DV8]

Originally posted by FTale

No, we're Finnish men, hard as a rock:p Then what are you doing fondling K-lib?

[kontulib]

Originally posted by DV8
Then what are you doing fondling K-lib?

Fondling? FONDLING? He destroyed my balls and you say it is FONDLING?!? :cuss

*watching his balls*

I think Viagra don´t help anymore....:cry

[FTale]

I told you, I had a nightmare and I accidentally hit him...

Sorry about that, and about your arm... Can I buy you a beer?

And DV8, you have to clean that puke...or is it mine?

[DV8]

I think it's...

*pukes again @ K-lib's TMI*

Um i'll clean it up...

[kontulib]

Hey, look! Two ping-pong balls are rolling under the table.

:eek: :eek: :eek: WHAT! THEY ARE NOT PING-PONG BALLS. THEY ARE MY BALLS!!!! EEEEEEEK!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :lol :lol

[DV8]

*escapes the thread before she pukes again...*

Isnt he rallying on the thin red line of acceptable behavior?

[FTale]

Oh, so that's why you're talking with that funny high-toned voice... :lol Ping-pong! That's much more fun than pool.

*starts to play table tennis with k-lib's balls*

[kontulib]

Originally posted by DV8
*escapes the thread before she pukes again...*

Isnt he rallying on the thin red line of acceptable behavior?

I don´t think at I´m "he" anymore, DV8...:D :lol

[FTale]

Is that so...in that case....

*takes up flowers and a box of candy*

How about a date?

[kontulib]

Easy FTale. I don´t think I´m "she" either. What the heck I am???
Neutral?!?

[FTale]

Simple, you're it.

The big question is, are you It from the Stephen King's book?

*watches if k-lib looks like a clown*

[DV8]

Originally posted by FTale
Simple, you're it.

The big question is, are you It from the Stephen King's book?

*watches if k-lib looks like a clown*
Hmm, maybe he's a bit of a "sh/it"... :p

[DV8]

Originally posted by FTale
Is that so...in that case....

*takes up flowers and a box of candy*

How about a date?
As long as you pay for the bus ticket.

[FTale]

Sorry, I used all my money for these flowers and candy. How about a piggy-pack-ride?

[Mary]

*This bar sounds peaceful I think I stay for while*
Hey is anybody sober enough to give me lonkero or is it self service?

[kontulib]

Originally posted by Mary
*This bar sounds peaceful I think I stay for while*
Hey is anybody sober enough to give me lonkero or is it self service?

*gives immediatly lonkero to Mary*

Cost´s nothing to you dear. :D
Well, what so beautiful girl does in place like that ? :wink
*starts flirting*

[Mary]

Oh thank you. :wink
I was just passing by. Could you use yours magic and find me cider?:rolleyes:

[kontulib]

Originally posted by Mary
Oh thank you. :wink
I was just passing by. Could you use yours magic and find me cider?:rolleyes:

http://rockbottomdlux.freewebspace.com/holiday/Crush.gif
Oh, of course. *walks to the desk and takes one bottle of perry from refrigerator*
Here you are. Hope you like perry cider. Cheers! http://rockbottomdlux.freewebspace.com/smilies/Cheers.gif
:wink

[DV8]

*whistles.

:wink @ K-lib and Mary.

[kontulib]

Originally posted by DV8
*whistles.

:wink @ K-lib and Mary.

*notices at DV8 is back and gives an big :D to her*

[Mary]

Stop, you two make little girl blush:o
K-lib I do like perry, how did you guess?

[kontulib]

Originally posted by Mary
Stop, you two make little girl blush:o
K-lib I do like perry, how did you guess?

Oh, I can read other persons like an open book...:wink

*thinks at 90% of females like perry cider so it´s not a big risk to fail if I buy perry cider to some girl :D *