Baltimore Maryland

[paulgro]

In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's also illegal to take a lion to
the movies.

[cleoeo]

Can one throw bales of straw from 2nd story windows? Anvils? Bowling balls?

Can one bring a basket full of pit adders to the movies? The Baltimore legislature better get busy and close these loopholes before someone gets hurt!!

[paulgro]

They're working on it, they just move alittle slow over there! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Serendipity]

Well I'm giving Baltimore a wide berth, just in case.

Makes you wonder why they had to pass a no lions in theaters law in the first place O_O

[Midnight77]

Ok, while I'm there, I'll just have to remember that when I want to throw a bale of hay out of a window, that I'll need to go up to the third floor. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Lis]

Whilst I can't understand the two story bale throwing one I do think it's about time they put a stop to those lions...man ya watchin a movie and all ya can hear is bloddy screaming from limbless ppl...I mean c'mon, TEN BUCKS and ya can't even concentrate! That was a real problem for a while there http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[paulgro]

I want you to know I was born there, so stop making fun of it!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif True!!!

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[Idnew]

LMAO I'll certainly remember to walk and look up if I ever go there. So guess if your out in the county you can throw one out of your second story house if you want to. All it could land on then would be your dog, cat child, spouse. *idea*

Lis you know that would be a little annoying to hear all that screaming right in the middle of a love scene wouldn't it? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Lis]

*nods at Id* although in an action film it may add to the effect??? HEHEHE

[~wildangel~]

Darn this really puts a damper on things! I SO wanted to bring my pet Lion to the theater!*Grrrrr*

Lmao at ID! If we were t othrow bales of hay out the window It would land on cars,lol

[Idnew]

Not if you park them away from the window you want to throw the hay out of. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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About the lion to the theaters thing. I believe it started during a bring your pet around week. A woman brought her lion to the theater and it killed every one there when a car blew up on the big screen. Only two people lived. A man who managed to scale the wall and the orignal owner. I will look for you Idnew. IF I ever have a spare bale of hay anyway http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif.

[aclu14]

Can I throw Hannibal Lecter out of the asylum window?

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[CBranski]

I've also heard that it is illeagal to "mistreat an oyster" in Baltimore-I could imagine what they would do to you if you mistreated a crab cake!

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