No Coffee?!

[aclu14]

At my hometown ShopRite supermarket, people under 18 can't buy coffee. Now what is up with THAT????

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[Serendipity]

WHAAAT?!?! You're into coffee, at your tender age! The world is going to the dogs! Teenage mothers, that's one thing, it's understandable, but teenage coffee drinkers!? You'll be eating pizza next!

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[Ash]

I understand it to a certain degree. When I was 17, my best friend would drink so much coffe, she would be sick. We almost took her to the emergency room! It is a drug....

[Neppy]

Horrible isn't it Dippy. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

True caffiene is a drug (the most abused drug in the world, who here knew that?), it's hardly like selling them heroine.

Ash, your friend needed to, and I assume did, learn restraint. I love coffee but more than two big cups at a time and I'd crack in half. Well, at least then I would really be beside myself with pain. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[aclu14]

I only like the smell of coffee. I found this gourmet mocha hot chocolate and it tasted GREAT! YUM!
Uncle Paulgro, what do you think about this?

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[paulgro]

That store manager should be horse whipped!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/mad.gif

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[Serendipity]

Is it just a store rule, or an actual law?

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[aclu14]

Dunno, but if it IS a state law, it should be in the DL archives!

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[~wildangel~]

Now theyv'e done it! They have gone and made the coffee man mad! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/redface.gif

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[Serendipity]

After all, NOBODY has a Permit not to drink coffee...

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[cleoeo]

Can they buy Mountain Dew? A couple cans of that stuff and you're ready to jump your mountain bike over Pike's Peak, bungee jump the Grand Canyon, kayak Niagra Falls . . .

[aclu14]

. . .etc etc. . . http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Serendipity]

Cleoeo, do you believe everything you see in TV ads? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[aclu14]

Don't forget those guys and the leopard! Hope he gets eaten!

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[Idnew]

I really think the permit/coffee/pizzaman should go get that straightned out right this minute. Actually my 7 yr old g-daughter likes coffee already, but hers is mostly 3/4 milk. Need to find out somehow aclu if that's a law or a store law.

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[paulgro]

Sick!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/mad.gif

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[aclu14]

What's really good is a cup of decaf with 1 sugar, 1 1/2 cream(real cream - none of that nondairy stuff - ick!), and a dash of Adirondack clear ginger ale - it sounds weird but tastes great!

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[paulgro]

Decafe is colored water. Real coffee should have nothing in it!!!!!!!

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[Serendipity]

Decaf is like gas that doesn't make your car go. It's like rat poison that is harmless to rodents. It's like rock music with no guitars or drums. It's like opera with no fat lady. It's like MS Office with no Word. It's like Pizza with no cheese. It's like summer with no pretty girls in tight T-shirts. It's like Jaws without the shark...

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[aclu14]

Originally posted by Serendipity:
It's like rock music with no guitars or drums.

I hear ya! But you need a bass guitar too.

Wait, maybe that stuff was caffeinated because I swear I stayed awake for 7 hours after drinking it at 10 at night.

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[paulgro]

I've been up since 1975, so what's your problem???????? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[aclu14]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

Told you!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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No coffee for minors, huh? That's a new one. I remember (vaguely) when I was a cashier at a ShopRite supermarket. The only thing we ever restricted selling to minors was eggs and shaving cream within a couple of days before Halloween. I don't think that there is a law against selling caffeine to minors because that would include soft drinks. Coke and Pepsi would not stand for that.
Try a different supermarket, or go to Dunkin Donuts.

I like coffee and......it's cool ^_^ http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Serendipity]

Welcome to Dumb Laws, Lizzie! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

I must agree, coffee is cool, indeed it's essential for some of us...

I read your sig. Why do we cuddly Brits scare you? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/confused.gif

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[aclu14]

Oh, dear, since when does ol' Dipster scare anyone? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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...heh...heh.....

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The only way coffee is good, is with different flavorings. ( in my oppinion ). Why do they even have that as a law? I think its better if you drink it if you are over 20, because teens cant handle it. LOL

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[aclu14]

Hi Hillbilly! Welcome to DL!

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Hey, Rock. . .*wink* *grin*

Now THAT is the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Since when does someone have the right to set an age limit for a harmless drink? That reminds me of when my grandmother tried to get me to quit drinking Coke! NEVER HAPPENED! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[Enforcer]

Good law, maybe poeple under 18 would finally get enough sleep. Poeple are already nervous enough... under 18's should be able to drink decaf , though...

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