Good Quotes

Post any and all good quotes here.....

[Sjax]

"Die Philosophen haben die Welt nur verschieden interpretiert. Es kommt aber daran auf, sie zu verändern".
Karl Marx

I know, I know. Its my sig. But it is also a good quite, I think. Translated into english it means something like:

"The philosophers have only interpretated the world differently. But what it is all about, is to change it" (the world, that is). It is written in the foyer of my
university (http://www.hu-berlin.de) here in Berlin.

[The Horseman]

'Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!'
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

'In this crazy mixed up world, we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us'
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

'God is dead - Neitzche
Neitzche is dead - God'
Graffiti, wall of the men's toilets, Library of the London School of Economics

[Phreakmeister]

Originally posted by The Horseman
'God is dead - Neitzche
Neitzche is dead - God'
Graffiti, wall of the men's toilets, Library of the London School of Economics

Nietzsche: "God is dead"
Gun: "BANG"
God: "Nietzsche is dead"

"Success is a journey not a destination"

"Charles Oliver Caine is not to be sniffed at":cool

Dave

[Phreakmeister]

One death is a tragedy, one million deaths a figure
- Josif Vissarionovich Dzhughashvili, aka Stalin

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
- Josif Vissarionovich Dzhughashvili, aka Stalin

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
- Robert Orben

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
- Paul Harvey

And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land. So I'm happy tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man
- Martin Luther King jr., the day before his assassination

I've got two referrence books full of 'em

and good reading they are to

Dave :wave

[Serendipity]

One for board moderators all over the net:

L'enfer, c'est les autres.
Jean-Paul Sartre, Huis clos

Trans: Hell is other people.

[DV8]

"It's twoo, it's twoo!"
- Some funny western, cant remember the name...

[Phreakmeister]

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
- Charles de Gaulle

When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them.
- Franklin P. Adams

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
- Larry Hardiman

In matters of conscience, the law of majority has no place.
- Mohandas Karamchand 'Mahatma' Gandhi

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
- Gore Vidal

98% of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy 2% that get all the publicity. But then - we elected them.
- Lily Tomlin

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
- Alan Corenk

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
- Art Spander

Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.
- Clement Atlee

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
- E. B. White

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
- George Bernard Shaw

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
- Laurence J. Peter

Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet

In democracy its your vote that counts.; In feudalism its your count that votes.
- Mogens Jallberg

Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.
- Sir Winston Churchill

It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting.
- Tom Stoppard

[jstnomega]

If elected mayor, I promise not to eat any LSD while on duty.

Hunter S. Thompson

Always get married in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Mickey Rooney.

[nacho cheese]

HARRY LIME

In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

From The Third Man (1949)

[The Horseman]

And cheese. Don't forget the cheese

[FTale]

Originally posted by DV8
"It's twoo, it's twoo!"
- Some funny western, cant remember the name...

I think it's Blazing saddles...

"I hope I will learn to speak latin before my trip to Latin America, so I can speak with the natives."

-Calvin Coolidge, former US president

[DV8]

Originally posted by FTale

I think it's Blazing saddles...

Yes! Gr8 movie. Made me chuckle.

[DV8]

If I could only get a grip on reality...
... I'd strangle it!

[BreakNorth]

"You ****ing son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going to forget this."
- George W. Bush to writer and editor Al Hunt, 1988

"You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet. Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with 'W'?"
- October 28, 2000

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!"
- Gov. George W. Bush said to a packed rally at Bellevue Community College.

"They said this issue wouldn't resignate with the People. They've been proved wrong, it does resignate."
- George W. Bush trying to say 'resonate'

"I believe a military of high morale is conducive to keeping the peace..."

"...when we find a senior who has to choose between food and medicine - that's not our vision of America."
- George W. Bush, trying to relate two unconnected parts of one statement to each other.

"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus."
- George W. Bush in Kalamazoo, Michigan, October 27, 2000

"If we are going to save a generation of young people, our children must know they will face bad consequences for criminal behavior. Sadly, too many youths are not getting that message. Our juvenile justice system must say to our children: We love you, but we are going to hold you accountable for your actions."
- Bush campaign literature.
(Mr. Dubya: should you be held accountable for your youthful indiscretions when you were a 30 year old "child"?!)

"I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully
ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense
system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at
the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to
the level commiserate with keeping the peace."
- Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 23, 2000

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream."
- George W. Bush in LaCrosse, Wisconsin, October 18, 2000

"If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care,
we're going to have gag orders."

"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to
know it."

"It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term."

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a
gun."

"Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is - I'm not sure - 80
percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent
will get it if I'm the president."

"Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all
about."

"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for,
then I'm for it."
- St. Louis, Missouri, October 18, 2000

"Our priorities is our faith."
- Greensboro, North Carolina, October 10, 2000

"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial
profiling, which is illiterate children."
—Second presidential debate, Oct. 11, 2000

"It's going to require numerous IRA agents."
—On Gore's tax plan, Greensboro, North Carolina, Oct. 10, 2000

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your question."
—In response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000

"I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the
financial centers, not only here but at home."
- Boston, Oct. 3, 2000


While speaking about KIPP Academy in Houston, Texas, during the debate, would-be president Bush said:
"It's a school full of so-called at-risk children. It's how we,
unfortunately, label certain children. It means basically they
can't learn. (...) It's one of the best schools in Houston."
So he thinks that "at-risk" means "can't learn?" And that one of the best schools in Houston is filled with students that can't learn?

"I've been talking to Vicente Fox, the new president of Mexico. I know him to have gas and oil sent to U.S, so we'll not depend on foreign oil..."
- on the first Presidential debate, 10/03/2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
- Saginaw, Michigan, Sept. 29, 2000

"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."
- Redwood, California, Sept. 27, 2000


"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."
- Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26)

Larry King: "What do people misunderstand about you most?"
George Walker Bush: "That I'm running on my dad's name... (!?!)
I'm proud of my dad... I reconciled my love for my dad a long time ago"
- What the heck is he talking about?

"Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example, talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record in Texas."
- MSNBC, Sept. 20, 2000

"I'm a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans...,"
apparently meaning fallibility.
--from "Bush courts women in cozy 'Oprah' visit" by William Goldschlag, printed in the New York City edition of the Daily News, September 20, 2000, page 5

"A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness."
(Anecdote? ANTIDOTE!!!)
- The Edge With Paula Zahn, Sept. 18, 2000

"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her."
- Orange, California, Sept. 15, 2000

"The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some of their own money."
- Westminster, California, Sept. 13, 2000

"They have miscalculated me as a leader."
- Ibidem

"...I don't need to be subliminabable.."
- Orlando, Florida, Sept. 12 - when caught using subliminal technique in his dirty ads against Gore...

"This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them."
- Outside Pittsburgh, Sept. 8, 2000

"That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired."
- Westland, Michigan, Sept. 8, 2000

"Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from."
- Detroit, Sept. 7, 2000

"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers."
- Houston, Texas, Sept. 6, 2000

"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans."
- Scranton, Pennsylvania, Sept. 6, 2000

"I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways."
- Allentown, Pennsylvania, Sept. 5, 2000.
(Is he regretting what he said? Oh, no... he's regreting that we heard... who is an *******? (Bush's list of *******s must be very loooong...))

"The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming."
- on his anti-Gore ad, in an interview with the New York Times, Sept. 2, 2000

"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public
schools, and I have met those standards."
- CNN online chat, August 30, 2000

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."
- Ibidem

"exemplarary"...
- On 60 Minutes, 09/10/2000, after a rather interesting "expose" of the Texas schools and the terrified kids waiting to take the TAAS (?) test... I wonder what his SAT's were...

[BreakNorth]

"I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes."
- Des Moines, Iowa, August 21, 2000

''This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get head"
- Ibidem

"We cannot let terriers (sic!) and rogue nations hold this nation hostile (hostage) or hold our allies hostile.''
- Ibidem.

On His Tax Break Plan Bush said that
"if most of the breaks go to wealthy people it's because most of the people who pay taxes are wealthy."

"The American people wants a president that appeals to the angels..."
Bush in his speech during the GOP convention, August 2000

"This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot.
I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases."
- Seattle Post-Intelligencer, June 23, 2000

"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone
who brings people together."
- Bartlett, Tenn., Aug. 18, 2000

"I wish I could turn to the soldiers on that ship," Mr. Bush said, erroneously referring to the sailors on an aircraft carrier in the backdrop, "and I wish they could hear me: stay in the military, there's a new commander in chief coming."
- New York Times

"I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where."
- Interview with the Associated Press, August 11, 2000

"I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking."
- Salinas, Calif., Aug. 10, 2000

"And if he continues that, I'm going to tell the nation what I think about him as a human being and a person."
- President George H.W. Bush, on the Today show, Aug. 1, 2000

George W. Bush's new Web site, www.georgewbush.com, states that the No. 3 priority of the campaign is:
"Putting Education First."
- Al Kamen, Washington Post

"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."
- Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2000

"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."
- In Wayne, Michigan, as quoted by Katharine Q. Seelye in the New York Times, June 28, 2000

"The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas."
- All Things Considered, NPR, June 16, 2000

"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read - I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."
- On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000

"At one of these governors' conferences, George [W. Bush] turns to me and says: 'What are they talking about?'
I said: 'I don't know.'
He said: 'You don't know anything, do you?'
And I said: 'Not one thing.'
Bush said: 'Neither do I.'
And we kind of high-fived."
- Republican Gov. Gary Johnson of New Mexico shares a verbal exchange that took place between him and George W. Bush.
(Quote is from the Los Angeles Times, May 31, 2000)

"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."
- On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Connecticut; June 9, 2000

"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
- U.S. News & World Report, April 3, 2000

Bush: "First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciséis de Septiembre, and ..."
Matthews: "What's that in English?"
Bush: "Fifteenth of September."
(Dieciséis de Septiembre = Sept. 16)
- Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000

"Actually, I - this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about - when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."
- Ibidem.

"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past.
In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of. ... You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for. ... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."
- Albuquerque, New Mexico, the Washington Post, May 31, 2000

"He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be."
- On Rudy Giuliani, The Edge With Paula Zahn, May 18, 2000

"The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign."
- New York Times, March 4, 2000

"I think we agree, the past is over."
- On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
— Reuters, May 5, 2000


GOV. BUSH: Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb — I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of — I shouldn't call him my little brother — my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas.
JIM LEHRER: Florida.
GOV. BUSH: Florida. The state of the Florida.
- The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000

"I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know."
- On what happened in negotiations between the Justice Department and Elián González's Miami relatives, as quoted by the Associated Press, April 26, 2000

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis."
- Meet the Press, April 15, 2000

"You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it."
- Responding to a question about whether he and Al Gore were making the Elián González case a political issue. In Palm Beach, Florida, as quoted by the Associated Press, April 6, 2000

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C. is close to California."
- In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000

"Reading is the basics for all learning."
- Announcing his "Reading First" initiative in Reston, Virginia, March 28, 2000

"We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations, their obligations as teachers. We want them to know how to teach the science of reading. In order to make sure there's not this kind of federal - federal cufflink."
- At Fritsche Middle School, Milwaukee, March 30, 2000

"Other Republican candidates may retort (sic!) to personal attacks and negative ads."
- Fund-raising letter from George W. Bush, quoted in the Washington Post, March 24, 2000

[FTale]

Originally posted by DV8

Yes! Gr8 movie. Made me chuckle.

Blazing saddles, Men in tights, Dracula...oh that Mel Brooks, God bless him, his so fantastic...wow...

[DV8]

I thought the black sheriff was kinda cute and I take it that "It's twoo, it's twoo.":rolleyes: :p :D

[Dizbuster]

The greatest enemy to truth is not lies, but conviction.

Nietche, probably paraphrased abit, since I can't remember the exact quote.

[BreakNorth]

Originally posted by Dizbuster
The greatest enemy to truth is not lies, but conviction.

Nietche, probably paraphrased abit, since I can't remember the exact quote.

Conviction is a greater enemy of truth than lies

[FTale]

"You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth-handlers are you! I despise your truth-handling abilities!"

-Sideshow Bob in the Simpsons

[Dizbuster]

" DOH! "

Homer Simpson

[DV8]

Originally posted by Dizbuster
" DOH! "

Homer Simpson
:rolleyes: How original.

[DV8]

Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

[DV8]

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

[Phreakmeister]

"Do you have blacks too?"
- George W. Bush to former Brazilian president Fernando Henrique Cardoso

[Sjax]

Someone is ought to make a new website: www.dumbbushquotes.com or something. I understand there is quite a few of them.

[Phreakmeister]

Check out http://www.bushisms.com

Here's three quotes that sum up the kind of man Bill Clinton is:

"It depends on how you define 'alone.' There were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were."

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
- excerpts from Bill Clinton's grand jury testimony

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"The road to tyranny, we must remember, begins with the destruction of the truth." - Bill Clinton, from a speech at the University of Connecticut, Oct 15, 1997.

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." - Al Gore, during an interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN on March 9, 1999.

[DV8]

Roger Moore points gun @ bad bloke's groin.
"Speak now, or forever hold your piece."

:lol

[Phreakmeister]

"Don't blame me, I voted with the majority."
- A Floridan Al Gore-voter

[Sjax]

I believe holocaust to be one of the most sincere crimes in the history of mankind.

Adolph Eichmann at his trial in Israel 1961.

[Dizbuster]

Hmmm, tastes like chicken

Idi Amin :p :o :wink

[Phreakmeister]

Not a quote, but an anecdote (nice rhyme)

When Stevie Wonder sat down at the keyboard center stage at the ABC broadcast of Ford's Theatre Presidential Gala, President Bush in the front row got very excited. He smiled and started waving at Wonder, who understandably did not respond. After a moment Bush realized his mistake and slowly dropped the errant hand back to his lap. "I know I shouldn't have," a witness told us yesterday, "but I started laughing."

[Phreakmeister]

"Is Our Children Learning"

"They misunderestimated me."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."

"Nothing can be further than the truth''

"I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? … How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address—state of the budget address, whatever you call it."

"Education is not my top priority"

"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the—that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans."

Bush said he wanted his administration to be remembered for making America 'a more literate country and a hopefuller country.'

"I think there is some methodology in my travels."

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."

"It's your money. You paid for it."

"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it."

"I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House—just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process."

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have-he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."

"I think we agree, the past is over."

"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."

"If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders."

"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law."

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them."

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.''

"I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."

"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."

"I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs."

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."

'"You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

[Phreakmeister]

"Anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."

"Will the highways on the internet become more few?"

"I do not believe we've put a guilty - I mean innocent - person to death in the state of Texas."

"Keep good relations with the Grecians."

"Actually, I - this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about - when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."

"It's going to require numerous IRA agents." - on Al Gore's tax plan.

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

Hey you crazy fool..you posted that stupid fish and human twice and most of those were already posted on here to begin with......you idiot...

Hey, Phreak.....why do you post things twice? Do you have some sort of mental and or speech problem that reflects into your typing?

Example: "Location: Gronigen, Gronigen, The Netherlands"

Is your town called "Groningen, Gronigen" or are you just stupid?

Oh yeah, and the majority of those quotes that you've posted, are made up..................They are lies.....


If you didn't see it already I'm trying to be as much of a jerk to you as I can before I leave for my training...which isn't going to be long.....


Maderic......

[Phreakmeister]

Originally posted by Maderic
Hey you crazy fool..you posted that stupid fish and human twice and most of those were already posted on here to begin with......you idiot...

Are you smart enough to say that without using the words 'crazy fool', 'stupid' and 'you idiot'? If so, you'd be a valuable member of DL. But you don't seem to be able to do without them.

Example: "Location: Gronigen, Gronigen, The Netherlands"

Is your town called "Groningen, Gronigen" or are you just stupid?

Maybe you should have looked on a map of The Netherlands (http://www.verhuis.net/images/kaart.gif). The city where I live is called Groningen. It's the capital of Groningen province. That is why I live in Groningen, Groningen, The Netherlands.

Oh yeah, and the majority of those quotes that you've posted, are made up..................They are lies.....

That's even the worst part of it: they are true. You want the sources?

[The Horseman]

Um....not wishing to take sides here, but Phreak's quotes are true. Most of them are in 'George W. Bushisms: the accidental wit and wisdom of our 43rd President' which I bought a while ago in Dulles Airport. Even the one with the fish

[BeetleJuice]

Make me a Mod..... even if its for just 10 minutes.....

[Dizbuster]

Never argue with an idiot, they will lower you to their level, then beat you with experience

Some anonymous internet sage.

Seems apropos somehow at this point:rolleyes: :p :o :wink

[aclu14]

For all the Bushisms, put a comma between every other word for every time Dubya pauses.

[Phreakmeister]

- "Australia? Where's that?"
- "It's about 10,000 miles southwest of Los Angeles."
- "But why would anyone wanna live that far away?"
Britney Spears wanting to know where her world tour is taking her...