Emoticons

[DEAD ZONE]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where:
:) means a smile and

:( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and

:-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

[Wrighty]

You've done well there. You should be proud!:wave

[DV8]

Yeah I think av seen em around somewhere b4. But still gr8 2 look @.

:wave @ Wrighty

[RockBottomDLux]

Originally posted by DEAD ZONE
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

I love this one! :lol All are great! :clap

[nutmeg]

ill give that a perfect 10!!!:clap :clap :clap :cool

[Phreakmeister]

(_i_) = The other side of the ass

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:---( Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose

:-D* Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a 5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip

.-) Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball

:-| Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose

>8-O-(&) Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm

:-0WW Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims

:-Q Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a post-coital cybercigarette

>:-Q -... Person who was enjoying a post-coital cigarette until he suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind of discharge dribbling from his cybermember

:-{8 Person who is unhappy with the results of her breast-enlargement surgery

:V:-| Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head

~oE]:-| Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays

>:-[ -{9 Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel

/^O()O^\ Owl

(<~>._.<~>) Alien

@(*~*)@ Chimp

[Phreakmeister]

(empty post, sry. Plz delete this post, mods)

[DV8]

Oh and how do you do Kenny from South Park again?!

Something like

( ((><)) )

[Sjax]

Thanks phreak. I hate it when I need to portray a person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head, and cant remember how.
Happens more often than you would suspect
:wink

[Phreakmeister]

Originally posted by Sjax
I hate it when I need to portray a person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head, and cant remember how.

Don't you just hate when that happens :wink

NEwayz, yw.

[aclu14]

( >< >< )

Badly done Cartman

[RockBottomDLux]

Originally posted by aclu14
( >< >< )

Badly done Cartman

HE HAS 4 EYES!

[DV8]

Originally posted by RockBottomDLux


HE HAS 4 EYES! No! He's DEAD!

[RockBottomDLux]

Mad Cartman is this: (> <)
Happy Japenese Cartoon is this: ^_^

[nutmeg]

i like dead kenny better. ( (( X X )) )

[ILENSER]

They killed Kenny,,,,,,,,,,,,,You Basterd!

[DV8]

Originally posted by ILENSER
They killed Kenny,,,,,,,,,,,,,You Basterd! :lol
Shut you beep-ing face uncle beep-er, you're a beep beep beep beep uncle beep-er

[RockBottomDLux]

Keep the beeps down guys. :smash

[aclu14]

Dead Kenny? Like the Dead Kennedys?