Who Are You?

[TigerLady]

I'm quite new here and I don't know you, guys. So why not tell everybody a little bit about yourselves? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[paulgro]

Well, you know me! I'm that poor coffee man that everybody picks on! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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The Tired Coffee Man

[~wildangel~]

Suuuuuure you are Paulgro!

My real names Josie,Im from California,married,have 2 kids(boys),write poetry,artistic,articulate,virgo,intrusive,extrove rt that talks to much,If you havent noticed http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Welcome Tigerlady and stay forever! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif


(Pssst...If your blonde tigerlady watch outfor Paulgro he likes to pick on blondes http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif)

[paulgro]

See, I told you! They always pick on me!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif

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The Tired Coffee Man

[Serendipity]

Hi, I'm Serendipity, a name I regret cuz nobody can spell it... call me Dippy, otherwise I'm Phil, 35, from Cumbria in the north of England, and I'm the brains of the outfit, even though Idnew'll tell you I'm mean and egotistical. (tho' I did give that "***** slap" link to the girls here, which ought to stand me in good stead with any righteous woman). Hi there. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Midnight77]

Hi. I, too, am fairly new to this board. My name is Angela, I'm married with 2 children (boy-6 & girl-3), and I enjoy way too many different things to have ever developed any specific hobbies, though I do tend towards artistic endeavors whenever possible.

[Idnew]

Welcome back Tiger Lady. Actually we already went through this so you can check here and you can see that Midnight finally got over being so shy and we mistook her for a he for awhile, but we got down and begged her forgiveness. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif But any that didn't check in there check in now.

The Humorous Bunch (http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000092.html)

Virtual pop to paulgro.

[Lis]

Well, welcome to ya Tiger http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

I'm Lis...Lis for short http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif I live far far away in a land down under...and I am infact part of the blonde brigade, I make everyone laugh *looks at y'all* right guys? Right...back me up here http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

Anyway, in short, I'm 16, f, from Sydney...and called upon for slave labour http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif

[Lis]

oh BTW...in case you couldn't tell....Paul's the whinger *grinz*

[paulgro]

Just trying to make you earn your keep!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif Are those glasses done yet??? LOL

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The Tired Coffee Man

[Serendipity]

Lis makes me smile http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/redface.gif
...da da dee dee da.... vegemite sandwich http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Idnew]

Watch it you old leech at that sly leer I see on your face.

Got the lint up yet Lis? Glasses clean? Floor vacumed, sweeped, mopped? Child labor law you ask, what's that? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

Lis, when you're done with that you can start painting the room............ http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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The Tired Coffee Man

[Lis]

IDNEW!!!You're supposed to back me up!

*groans* geez this is your future world leading generation you're putting to work here...don't be surprised when we put you all in homes!!! *laughs evily*

*yanks some fluro pink paint out of the roof* heheheh I'll paint the room....dont you worry http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[Harrie]

Hi, Tiger Lady and all! I'm pretty new here, too......I live in New Orleans, have a great husband, and do nothing but work by day production typing and board hop all night! I may forget how to stand soon, hehe! Nice to meet everyone.

[TigerLady]

Well, Paulgro... you know where to find an extra cup of coffee if you need one. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[TigerLady]

Wildangel,

Thank you for the welcome and I intend to stay forever... if I live that much. :lol Yes, I'm a blonde tiger and I hope that Paul will not take advantage of my "blonde" moments. :lol

[TigerLady]

Hi, Dippy! You English guys are so cool! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[TigerLady]

Hi, Angela! I'm fairly new to this board also but I keep coming back since I like it here. The only problem is that they never give me anything to eat here. :lol

[TigerLady]

Idnew,

You shouldn't feel too bad because I made a similar mistake, except it was the other way around. :lol I mistook an extremely nice guy posting on my board for a woman. Talk about embarrassment! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/redface.gif

[TigerLady]

Hi, Lis! Thank you for the welcome! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif I think that you are the first person from Australia that I'm typing to. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

You are younger than my youngest child. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif BTW, I have two children: a son, age 20, and a daughter, age 18. Oh, and I'm from New York.

[TigerLady]

Nice to meet you, Harrie! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif You are so lucky to have a great husband. I don't... I mean I don't have a husband anymore... cuz he wasn't great... far from it... I mean... oh, but that's a different story. I like to board hop, too. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[paulgro]

I only pick on two blonds, I won't say who they are... They're so pickable, makes it too easy!!! LOL

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The Tired Coffee Man

[Lis]

*hmmms* poor Tiger and Wild....don't you worry...Pauls just a big meanie

heheheheh http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Even cool people look stupid when they step on prickles.

[paulgro]

No Lis, Tiger wasn't one of them!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif LOL

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The Tired Coffee Man

[Idnew]

Pink Lis? Ok Lis I'm on your side when it comes to the old scrooge so you don't have to mop the floor. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

Hi Tiger and Harrie. Like you Tiger I don't have one of them whining creatures either anymore and I like it that way. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif BTW on this board which isn't an EZ we don't have a lol smilie on here.

Now paulgro stop picking on Lis so much.

[paulgro]

Idnew, she's from Oz!!! Nuff said!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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The Tired Coffee Man

[oscar101]

Welcome to the boards, TigerLady. Well, I'm in Los Angeles. I was born January 31, 1985. Male, 5'5", 110lbs. Dark brown spiky hair, brown eyes, fair skin. Non-religious, atheist. I'm into girls, politics, alternative, punk and metal rock music. I like to go on the internet, watch tv shows and do stuff.

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FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
if you don't like it, don't look!

[Serendipity]

TigerLady, us English guys are cool? You are so right! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[RubberDucky]

tigerlady if you want food you need to visit the pub. the pub is owned and operated by some of this board's finest people http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif

[TigerLady]

Idnew,

I have such a good, stress free life now. And I will keep it this way. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

Too bad that the ubb boards don't have the :lol smily. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif That's my favorite.

[TigerLady]

Thank you for the welcome, Oscar. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif You sound like an interesting guy. Too bad that you are too young for my daughter. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif She's 18.

[TigerLady]

Ducky,

I noticed the pub but I never went in there because the thread is so very long. But I'll take a peek now.

[Lis]

Tiger...it's long cos all the drunks in there just HAVE to have their say about EVERYTHING http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

hehe

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Even cool people look stupid when they step on prickles.

[paulgro]

Lis, I know where you hide your bottle!! Watch what you say!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif

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The Tired Coffee Man

[Serendipity]

WHADDAYAMEAN, we have to have our say about everything??!!?? That's not true... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Idnew]

Noshes jus no so...liss youse best be not tell no tories on us now :0

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[paulgro]

You're so drunk, you don't even know how to be http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/redface.gif

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The Tired Coffee Man

[Lis]

*lol* well how much do I get to be quiet Idnew? *grinz*

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Paul, you bi*ch! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dipy! shhhhhh!

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Even cool people look stupid when they step on prickles.

[This message has been edited by Lis (edited December 28, 2000).]

TigerLady --

Hey and welcome to the board! I'm Andy, and along with Jeff (the other admin, who hasn't been showing up much lately) I run this board as well as dumblaws.com and all those other sites associated with it (dumbcriminalacts.com, realhaunts.com, dumbbumpers.com, etc). I'm not in as much as some of the others -- idnew, paulgro, dippy, and others hold down the place for me when I'm not around (and I'll love you forever for it -- thanks!).

But I'm not who you'd think I am -- I'm just a 16 year old guy living in the south (Georgia). We started this site a little over 2 years ago (back when I was a little freshman) and the hobby accidently turned into a part-time job. It's been great, and it's great to see that it has sparked so much interest and discussion.

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Andy Powell
Co-owner
http://www.dumblaws.com/

[Idnew]

Well spoken Andy and thanks I think. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif This bunch is getting pretty hard to hold down. lol

Lis I tell you if you don't do something about un-painting that room over there we're going to have to have a serious talk about doing something about your color blindness. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

paulgro http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[paulgro]

Id,Id,Id, I point out a few of your faults and you stick your tongue out at me! So http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif to you too! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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The Tired Coffee Man

[Serendipity]

Originally posted by Idnew:
Noshes jus no so...liss youse best be not tell no tories on us now :0



Idnew: You cannot tell me that this was posted by a sho... sorry, sober person. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

Paulgro: Surely you know by now that squiffy women are... well, y'know what I mean... I don't want to say it out loud... that'd be indiscrete... but, aw gee shucks, they're just... y'know... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Lis]

they're what dipy? huh ? huh? spit it out...they're what? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/confused.gif

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Even cool people look stupid when they step on prickles.

[paulgro]

You know!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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The Tired Coffee Man

[Idnew]

yeah Dippy we know your dying to so go on now, we dare you, double dare you.

I think this is a first that has really got off topic. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Serendipity]

Lis: I had a mental picture of you that was all healthy antipodean youthful innocence. You don't want to make me have to revise my -*sigh*- naive notions, do you? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif In any case, some things you gotta find out for y'self, girl! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

Idnew: We're both men of the world. You, like me, know all about drunk women and don't deny it! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Lis]

I AM PURE ! *grinz* don't you let anyone tell ya differently dipy http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Even cool people look stupid when they step on prickles.

[Serendipity]

Thanx for the reassurance, Lis http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[CBranski]

Who am I? Well, I'm a 29-year old man in Milwaukee, Wisconsin whose interests include reading (especially on politics and current events), debate, beer, (I live by a brewery), the Green Bay Packers, and good ethnic restaurants (of which Milwaukee has several.)

And Paulgro, since you seem to enjoy pizza, a couple of reccomendations if you're ever in Milwaukee: Lisa's, Oakland Avenue; Zaffiro's, Farwell Avenue; and Balistreri's, 68th Street at Wells. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Lis]

Originally posted by CBranski:
interests include reading (especially on politics and current events), debate, beer, (I live by a brewery), the Green Bay Packers, and good ethnic restaurants
http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

Well we love ya already http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif hehehe

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This brain works three nights a week....you guess which three ;)

[CBranski]

Originally posted by Lis:
Well we love ya already http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif hehehe




Thanx, Lis! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[paulgro]

CB, I'll remember those addresses!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://pub20.ezboard.com/bferretscomputerstuff)

Who am I...? Well all the people I know say that I'm a pyschopath, freak, insane, "scary", and in one (not so bright blondes case) and this is and exact quote... "You are a stupid-head" and that was because I was talking about something she didn't understand...Slope-Intercept Form aka y=mx+b...so thats as far as I'm going to go in the explanation of me... you can find out more as I post more...

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/kodama/18.gif

[thud]

I'm Celeste. I'm 19, from New Zealand and I'm studying French and German language and literature. Hehe, that's pretty much my main interest, but I also like listening to lots of music and reading stuff - Janet Frame is a really good writer and one of my favourites. I haven't been here for very long at all either, so it's nice to meet you, but I think I also met you at Ferret's - I'm mckmuffin there. :-)

[paulgro]

Your both members there...

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10,000 ways that won't work."

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[ogb]

Hi, I am Olaf, 24, from Germany. I am studying law in order to provide this website with new dumb laws (hey, I am doing a practical training later this year in the German Parliament, let's see what I can do for you http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif). My interests in law are mainly Private International and Comparative Law. I spend the rest of my time watching soccer, icehockey, Formula One races, but I also deal a lot with travelling, music, reading.. when I have more free time, I'll continue writing a book.

[ogb]

Originally posted by thud:
I'm Celeste. I'm 19, from New Zealand and I'm studying French and German language and literature.

Hi Celeste, it is great to meet people learning German, there aren't that many. Indeed you are the second from New Zealand I know. So: immer schön lernen, aber bei Goethe nicht einschlafen http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

I'm Herman, 20, from Holland and I'm studying transport and logistics and after that I was thinking of studying Dutch, English, German (and maybe even Spanish) language and literature.
The rest of my time is filled with promoting my friend's band, music, reading and chatting with my friends.

[Idnew]

Dippy I know nothing of being drunk http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif
Paul http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Glad to meet all of you and Lost you forgot something to tell us didn't you? "hugs lost" http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[~wildangel~]

he forgot to say how much he LOVES to be hugged http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"Where theres a will......I wanna be in it"


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Uhm... yeah
Hugging is great?

[Wrighty]

Who am i?? Good question. I shall start at the start, where all good stories start. I am an Aussie. Please don't hold it against me! I am an 18 year old male who does not like football. I like the american sports. Ice hockey rules!! Go the Detroit Red Wings!! I am doing year 12 and most of the times i check out this site and post messages are when im supposed to be doing school work. I got my priorities in order. Tee hee hee. Thats about all. I think. Someone please tell me if i forgot anything. It aint easy remembering stuff about yourself you know. Geez this is a long reply.

[Lis]

YAY!!! Another Aussie http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif Nice to meet ya Wrighty.....though I must say I'm not happy with that footy statement but I'll let it slide seeing as you are an Aussie http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Wrighty]

Thanks lis. Oh and seeing as i forgot to put it in, my name is Chris. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Ada_Doom]

Hi, I'm Ada, or Hannah as my parents call me. I'm British, but I'm living in Germany at the moment doing a placement for my degree course. I like cake, being mad, cherries and banjo's. Oh, and Germany.

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An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches at different levels, some climbing up, some falling down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but !%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%s.

[PlayCrackTheSky]

I am me.

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"Someone once told me that time is a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I'd rather believe that time is a companion that goes with us on the journey, reminding us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again."

[Ada_Doom]

Oooh. Profound Duo!

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An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches at different levels, some climbing up, some falling down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but !%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%s.

[Lis]

*nods* kinda makes ya feel like talking http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Serendipity]

Originally posted by Duo Maxwell:
I am me.



You can't be! I am me!

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I'm a Moderator. Twisted Moderator.

[Ada_Doom]

Clever Clogs! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches at different levels, some climbing up, some falling down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but !%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%s.

[PlayCrackTheSky]

Serendipity im not you im me.


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"Someone once told me that time is a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I'd rather believe that time is a companion that goes with us on the journey, reminding us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again."

[PlayCrackTheSky]

Profound? If your makeing fun of me its not my fault....im American

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"Someone once told me that time is a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I'd rather believe that time is a companion that goes with us on the journey, reminding us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again."

[Ada_Doom]

Now you're not being profound, you're being paranoid! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches at different levels, some climbing up, some falling down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but !%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%s.

[Serendipity]

Oh boy. A paranoid American with an identity problem... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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I'm a Moderator. Twisted Moderator.

[Lis]

*hmmms* profound....

[~wildangel~]

im hungry

[xV35ballx]

Howdy y'all! My name's Amanda, & I'm a Texas gal. For a while there, they thought I was a guy too. I've been given many nicknames around here, including DragonballZ (I don't know how I got that one!!), Ball X, and Lady X. Did I forget any? Anyways. I'm 18, write poetry & have been published in a few anthologies, love to cook, got my G.E.D. (diploma equivelant), and am finishing up my diploma still. Uh, if I forgot anything, please tell me.

[Serendipity]

What's your favourite meal to cook?

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I'm a Moderator. Twisted Moderator.

[PlayCrackTheSky]

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're ok now

[paulgro]

Originally posted by xV35ballx:
Howdy y'all! My name's Amanda, & I'm a Texas gal. For a while there, they thought I was a guy too. I've been given many nicknames around here, including DragonballZ (I don't know how I got that one!!), Ball X, and Lady X. Did I forget any? Anyways. I'm 18, write poetry & have been published in a few anthologies, love to cook, got my G.E.D. (diploma equivelant), and am finishing up my diploma still. Uh, if I forgot anything, please tell me.
You forgot my favorite... X


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[xV35ballx]

My favorite meal to cook is, well, hmm. I don't know what my favorite meal to cook is. Just give me the directions, the ingredients, a stove & oven, and I can cook just about anything.
Paul, you're right. I did forget that one. Sorry.

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Due to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.

[Serendipity]

Well BallGrrl, your popularity (not that it was waning in any way) round here has just shot up by about 700%. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif You'll find everything in the cupboards and fridge for a really good Culleen Skink. This is one dish that I am a master at making, and I'd love it if somebody else made it for a change. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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I'm a Moderator. Twisted Moderator.

[Lis]

*hmmmms* Skink? Can't be all that big? Unless there's heaps of them?

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mmm...and stuff ;)

[Ada_Doom]

Alright alright alright. I'll ask him. We all know he wants us to:

WHAT?

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An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches at different levels, some climbing up, some falling down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but !%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%s.

[Serendipity]

No skinks are involved in Culleen Skink. If Scotslaw were around instead of studying for his finals then he might be able to tell you.
C.S. is a kind of soup from Scotland. I
worked out this recipe after tasting it once in a restaurant just over the sea from Skye.

Culleen Skink a la Dipster

Ingredients:
1 large smoked haddock fillet (More if you like it. I have used smoked mackerel and while it's not the same, it works)
Two medium potatoes
Two medium onions
2 generous sprigs of Tarragon
Some water
Some single cream
Pinch of salt
Some olive oil
Fish stock cube (but don't tell anyone... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif)

Prep:
Chop onion finely and fry, in a medium saucepan, in the oil, over a low heat until clear. Add chopped Tarragon. Chop potatoes into bitesize chunks and add them to it all. Chop fish into bitesize chunks (use scissors) and hurl them into the blazing cauldron, sorry, pan. When the potatoes have browned slightly, add cold water to cover-and-a-quarter, if you see what I mean. Add fish stock. Then bring to the boil and lower the heat, simmer for until the potatoes are nearly done. Add cream and simmer for another 5 minutes or so. Serve immediately.

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[Ada_Doom]

Wow! That sounds like a good thing! Ever thought about giving Saint Delia a run for her money? Even at your worst you would be less patronising than her... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches at different levels, some climbing up, some falling down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but !%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%s.

[xV35ballx]

Maybe I shouldn't have said anything about being able to cook...oh well. Maybe now y'all won't dip me in marmalade. (See the fake laws section, the post called Idiots.)

[xV35ballx]

*gets out the pots, pans, bowls, spoons, and cookie sheets, along with a bunch of ingredients*

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I used to have a handle on life. Then it broke.

[Lis]

*hmmms* ya lost me after the sea food bit Dippy http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif

Nah, we'll always wanna dip ya in Marmelade Ball *grinz*

Originally posted by xV35ballx:
My favorite meal to cook is, well, hmm. I don't know what my favorite meal to cook is. Just give me the directions, the ingredients, a stove & oven, and I can cook just about anything.
Paul, you're right. I did forget that one. Sorry.



SIS YOU FORGOT ME AND YOU AND THE PART OF THE BLONDE BRIGADE AS WELL AS I AM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YA HUN!!!!

~COLLEGECHICKETIE~

[xV35ballx]

*bump* Sorry...just felt like giving this thread a little hand up.

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I used to have a handle on life. Then it broke.

[aclu14]

Originally posted by oscar101:
I'm into punk and metal rock music

You like Ozzy? I'm recruiting fellow Ozzy fans in a rebellion against Dippy.

[Dizbuster]

OZZY, OZZY, OZZY,



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Government should be considered a crime against humanity

[Ada_Doom]

To paraphrase Smokie: Who the ahem is Ozzy?????

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Heaven is where the police are English, the cars are German, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian and everything is organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are English, the police are German, the cars are Spanish, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organised by the Italians.
The man is a God (http://www.jpwsfc.org)

[Neppy]

Ozzy Osborne. A showy rock star. Big scary man, I'm sure. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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Mustard The Spice King
Reigns over the spice rack proud
Bow to him, pepper
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Mustard Heiku

[Dizbuster]

Ozzy Osbourne;
Former lead singer of Black Sabbath, burnt out and drugged out by the late 70's, left the group.
In 1980, released his first solo album, Blizzard of Oz, which became an instant classic with heavy metal fans everywhere. Retired, briefly, in the early 90's, but came back, in 96, clean and sober, with the now summer classic, Ozzfest, concert/music festival.

any more questions???

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Government should be considered a crime against humanity

[Ada_Doom]

Thank you! Just like to be informed.

I was listening to this comedy programme last night, and they were pretending to interview Tony Blair, and they had some of his soundbites recorded to use as answers, and one of these was "Black Sabbath" in a really scary deep voice, and it made me laugh far too much cos they kept using it, so Blair was constantly going "Black Sabbath" whatever they asked him. You probably had to be there....I'll get my coat.

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Heaven is where the police are English, the cars are German, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian and everything is organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are English, the police are German, the cars are Spanish, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organised by the Italians.
The man is a God (http://www.jpwsfc.org)

[Idnew]

Well I'd never heard of him either, but then I detest heavy metal music, but thanks for the info anyway.

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[~wildangel~]

"were goin off the rails on a crazy train..."
Yes that song is now stuck in my head!!!

I love Ozzy, ofcourse I grew up when he was most popular. He took my neighbor out to breakfast for moving his stuff once, she sayed he was as cool and mellow as anyone else...I dont think he walks around chewing bat-heads off like people think. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif
Ozzy is just like everyone else....only cooler than most http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif


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"Don't fear the dog, the shotgun or the man of the house....fear the pregnant wife!!"

Click here for adorable faces!" (http://fairmayden1.homestead.com/babyface.html)

[Serendipity]

Originally posted by aclu14:
I'm recruiting fellow Ozzy fans in a rebellion against Dippy.

Hiya, Aclu. Look, better folks than you have tried rebelling against me, and failed dismally. Save it for someone else. Incidentally, Bruce Dickinson is a personal friend. Well, nearly. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif And Iron Maiden p***es all over Ozzy. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif And if you want to rebel against me, do try to keep on-topic whilst you're doing it http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif.

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[Lis]

ohhhh stop it you two...Dippy is able to be rebelled against only it takes a great deal of mud so lets all take a deep breath and tickle ourselves (preferably at the same time cos it'd look funnier).

[Ada_Doom]

Yay! Good idea Lis!

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Heaven is where the police are English, the cars are German, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian and everything is organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are English, the police are German, the cars are Spanish, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organised by the Italians.
The man is a God (http://www.jpwsfc.org)

[Serendipity]

Only if we can get a good video of it... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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I'm a Moderator. Twisted Moderator.

[Ada_Doom]

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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Heaven is where the police are English, the cars are German, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian and everything is organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are English, the police are German, the cars are Spanish, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organised by the Italians.
The man is a God (http://www.jpwsfc.org)

[Lis]

*sets up camera but fogets to take off lens cap*

ohhhhh.....eheheheh..ahhhhh.....hooooo....eeee.... ...*gasp*

.......oh you're a big mother goose Dippy......big!

[~wildangel~]

*think I'll roll my eyes along with Ada*
http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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"Don't fear the dog, the shotgun or the man of the house....fear the pregnant wife!!"

Click here for adorable faces!" (http://fairmayden1.homestead.com/babyface.html)

[Serendipity]

How about a video of tickling in mud? Mmmm Mmmmmm... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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I'm a Moderator. Twisted Moderator.

[Ada_Doom]

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif double http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif and http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif again.

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Heaven is where the police are English, the cars are German, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian and everything is organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are English, the police are German, the cars are Spanish, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organised by the Italians.
The man is a God (http://www.jpwsfc.org)