CONSPIRACY THEORIES

What's up with Jello? It was supposedly created to feed the world. But, why do you have to buy it. I think it's a conspiracy.

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"O.K."
EVERYTHING IS ONE BIG CONSPIRACY...

Oh really O.K.? Well why is it that from space you look and it is blue and everyone says that it is the ocean that is blue, yet on Earth when you look up it is blue also. So what the heck are you looking at? The ocean or sky? Are we under the ocean? Are there 2 oceans one above us that is suspended in the air and one under us?????
What's going on? I think someone's hiding something!!

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Oh yeah Reaper? Well how do we know what the colors really look like? I mean, maybe "color blind" people really see the right colors and they are the chosen ones and the colors we see are only hiding the truth.

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"O.K."
EVERYTHING IS ONE BIG CONSPIRACY...

ONLY TRY TO REALIZE THE TRUTH...THERE IS NO SPOON.

Well, scientific studies show that your eye flips images "right-side" up. So are we really walking upside down all the time? Is that why our bodies are made up of 70% water. So are we under water? Is the water the sky and that's why the earth is blue and everyone says that cliche "your head's in the clouds" to hide it? I WANNA KNOW!!!!!

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DO YOU THINK THAT'S AIR YOUR BREATHING NOW?

IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!

Reaper

[Neppy]

Forget about all that stuff. We're actually all inside my head. I've been kept in a box, under someone's nightstand, for twenty some-odd years. Sure, they give me a little water and a peice of bread every now and then but I'm just waiting for a good chance to break free and take back my normal life as a mental patient.

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When you need to be home, may you find your way.
May you always have courage to take a chance,
and never find frogs in your underpants.

[~wildangel~]

Welcome to Dumblaws all you new ppl!

I think we all live on one big giant hairy kangaroo! I dont know why I think that I just do http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif Only we are microscopic on there ofcourse, were just a tiny speck on it's furry back!So tiny even the highest powered microscopes can't see us! Our whole world is made of blue sky above, and the earth that i our home. The earth that is the flesh of the kangaroo.

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[paulgro]

Welcome to dumb laws, both of you.....

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Hey you guys and girls. You know what? I don't think there has really been anyone on the moon. I think it was all just a big conspiracy to make us think that we could visit places in outer space. Also, where is the proof. Does anyone personaly know of anyone who has been there?

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"O.K."
EVERYTHING IS ONE BIG CONSPIRACY...

ONLY TRY TO REALIZE THE TRUTH...THERE IS NO SPOON.

[paulgro]

Me!

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[Scotslaw]

Or how about the biggest conspiracy of all.... that there is no big conspiracy, explaining everything, and that what you see is what you get. Everything that's claimed to have happened, did happen, and there's no grand explanation of why things happened, why people acted the way they did, no puppetmasters pulling the strings. Everyone acted alone, randomly, and stuff just happens for no real reason, and no grand design.

The scariest conspiracy of all.... that reality is just that.

Or is it...................???????

[Serendipity]

Well I've just read your post, Scots, but due to some quirk of the internet it came out backwards, and that way round it reads very like the initiation ceremony to the fourth degree of Scotch Rite Freemasonry. So, do those canny Scots folks know who put the "Aye" in the pyramid? Is Baphomet really a small village outside Peebles? Who are those little green men hanging around Rosslyn Chapel? Dear oh dear. Heute die welt...

[Lis]

I want to know how "they " seperate the lunatics (sp?) I mean how do they decide which ones to put in mental institutions and which ones to let run our countries????

[Idnew]

Welcome everybody. What a lively topic but it has nothing to do with laws so see you over at the Everything Else forum to continue with this. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[PlayCrackTheSky]

We have been to the moon. If it was true we wher not on the moon that special would have been on abc not fox.

The biggest conspercy of all is the aids vaccine. In an attemt to lower the pop. of the U.S. the goverment is keeping the cure for aids out of public reach.

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[~wildangel~]

Duo it's sad to think that but I think so too, about the cure for aids...I do! It seems like something the government would do, and very sad http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif

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[Lis]

*hmmmms* I know we can blame the government for alot but with holding an AIDS Cure? Maybe that's a bit harsh ?

[paulgro]

Originally posted by Lis:
*hmmmms* I know we can blame the government for alot but with holding an AIDS Cure? Maybe that's a bit harsh ?

Maybe it's a lot of BS......

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[PlayCrackTheSky]

I have another conspericy theory. pokemon. Yes those little cute cuddly things. The japanees are hipnotising little children. There doing this so when those little kids take office the japaneese will take over the world and everyone will be helpless.

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"I might run and hide but Ill never tell a lie thats me in a nut shell"

[This message has been edited by Duo Maxwell (edited April 14, 2001).]

[Serendipity]

Duo, if you haven't realised yet that the US has taken over Japan (and all those little islands along the Chinese coast), then you may be forgiven for promoting this theory. Pokémon exist in order to separate children from their (parent's) money, and they're doing it now, not later. People became helpless in 1982.

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Dum spiro, spero.

it's good to know that i'm not the only one who thinks that pokemon is a conspiracy.

and i've found another theory...why is it that we can see crystal clear pictures of galaxies millions of miles away but we still can't get a good picture of pluto or uranus.
maybe the whole space program is one gigantic conspiracy....?

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"O.K."
EVERYTHING IS ONE BIG CONSPIRACY...

ONLY TRY TO REALIZE THE TRUTH...THERE IS NO SPOON.

[Lis]

Originally posted by paulgro:
Maybe it's a lot of BS......



Maybe you're right http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif



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dag nam 'et

I hope every one can see my point about the space pics?

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"O.K."
EVERYTHING IS ONE BIG CONSPIRACY...

ONLY TRY TO REALIZE THE TRUTH...THERE IS NO SPOON.

[paulgro]

I hope you're kidding........

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i'm not kidding. we can see galaxies that are so far away, yet we can't see a clear pic of pluto or uranus.

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"O.K."
EVERYTHING IS ONE BIG CONSPIRACY...

ONLY TRY TO REALIZE THE TRUTH...THERE IS NO SPOON.

[Scotslaw]

Originally posted by outcastknight_toxicearth:
i'm not kidding. we can see galaxies that are so far away, yet we can't see a clear pic of pluto or uranus.



Take a high powered telescope, the kind you'd use to look at the moon. Then use it to watch TV. Kind of out of focus? It's too powerful for something that close. Now take the same telescope and take a look at the edg of the universe. Can't make out all those galaxies? That's cos the telescope is too weak. The problem is the vast majority of telescopes we have are either too strong or too weak to take photos of Pluto and Uranus (and Neptune, which is conspicous by its absence, particularly since it is presently the furthest planet in our solar system from the sun). We prefer to use probes to look at them. The only reason Voyager II (which brought back fantastic images of Uranus by the way) didn't go to Pluto was that Plutos vast orbit had taken it so far away from its flightpath that Voyager would never be able to get to it. I think Pluto's orbit takes about 257 years.


And by we, I do mean WE. I am in control of NASA. We are reverse engineering UFOs. We killed Kennedy because he, the Pope, the Queen, Henry Kissinger and the Skulls are all in league with the Bilderberg Group and the Hapsburg dynasty to create a One World Government, headed by the Priory of Sion, whose seat will be at Rennes-le-Chateau. We were forewarned by this by an alien who crashed at Roswell, NM in 1947, after he accidently was sent hurtling through time by the Tunguska Blast of 1906 (caused by Nikola Tesla, who was covering up the existence of Yetis, who were planning to help Anastasia escape the Russian Revolution to set up a new Czar dynasty). We could not allow a One World Government as this would interfere with our work in the Military-Industrial Project. The MIP must rule the world, through releasing plagues, causing natural disasters and brainwashing people. We founded Sony, and are using personal stereos and MiniDiscs to wipe peoples minds. Any cartoon show ending in "mon" has a similar effect. Don't worry though, the End Times are coming, and I'll make sure everyone has a seat on the space shuttle to heaven to escape it.

Which just about sums up my thoughts on conspiracy theories. Nice bedtime stories, but when you think about them really...

[RockBottomDLux]

Originally posted by outcastknight_toxicearth:
Hey you guys and girls. You know what? I don't think there has really been anyone on the moon. I think it was all just a big conspiracy to make us think that we could visit places in outer space. Also, where is the proof. Does anyone personaly know of anyone who has been there?


yes, i heard about that! it was on TV, about how a cross (like jesus's) was etched on the lens. in the photos, the scratch should have been on top of everything since it was closest to the camera. well, the spacemen and flag covered up the cross in more than one photo, so they think that the government just put pics on top of the photos of the moon that were taken by robots! wierd, huh?

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[PlayCrackTheSky]

I have one last theory our lives. How do we know that our lives arent like the truman show?? its not a conspericy but it makes you think.

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"I might run and hide but Ill never tell a lie thats me in a nut shell"

[Scotslaw]

Originally posted by Duo Maxwell:
I have one last theory our lives. How do we know that our lives arent like the truman show?? its not a conspericy but it makes you think.



You realise I'm never going to feel comfortable taking a shower again now that I've started thinking about that...

[Ada_Doom]

Has the future already happened? Are we living in the past. Is all time parallel, so that as I am writing this, livingston and Stanley are meeting at Ujiji, Macbeth is doing in Duncan, William is conquering, Hitler is drinking Pils in a Munich Bierkeller and complaining that no-one will buy his paintings, and the Spaniards are inquisiting people. "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Maybe that works, maybe it doesn't. Maybe the whole of life is like the Tardis. Maybe we are all awaiting the coming of the Great White Handkerchief.
Maybe the Earth really is Flat. It doesn't look round. You don't fall off if you live in Oz (Lis back me up on that one). Maybe the circumnavigators went round the circumference of a circle, and not a sphere (or oblate spheroid). Maybe History is an invevtion. Maybe I should be locked up.

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An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches at different levels, some climbing up, some falling down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but !%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%s.

[PlayCrackTheSky]

What if WWII never happened??? What if the A bomb was never droped? What if communisum faild in russia? What if kennady wasnt assassinated? What if. Its the biggest question ever. What if I never posted this would it make me look smarter or dumber? What if I shut up now??

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"Cant we all just get along???"

[This message has been edited by Duo Maxwell (edited April 18, 2001).]

What if the music we here is encoded with messages from the aliens? I mean it would make since that only the people that see aliens listen to country music. Maybe the aliens like country music.!!

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"O.K."
EVERYTHING IS ONE BIG CONSPIRACY...

ONLY TRY TO REALIZE THE TRUTH...THERE IS NO SPOON.

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.?

here's a follow up on the thing about not going to the moon. if we left all the rovers and flags up there how come the only pictures are pics "from the moon?"

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"O.K."
EVERYTHING IS ONE BIG CONSPIRACY...

ONLY TRY TO REALIZE THE TRUTH...THERE IS NO SPOON.

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.?

[Lis]

Originally posted by Duo Maxwell:
I have one last theory our lives. How do we know that our lives arent like the truman show?? its not a conspericy but it makes you think.



How do I know you're not just saying that because you and you team have studied all the genes of my technical parents....made me.....put me on television for your own profit....and know from extensive research on the way my brain works that I'd never find out about your scheme if you made it seem rediculous in such a sentence on an internet board which you've designed me to visit simply for the purpose of reading that message and rejecting the possibility that my life is like that which is suggested by the Truman show???? Hmmmm? How do I know THAT?!?!?!

[Scotslaw]

Originally posted by outcastknight_toxicearth:
here's a follow up on the thing about not going to the moon. if we left all the rovers and flags up there how come the only pictures are pics "from the moon?"



Huh? I'm not quite following what you're getting at.

For all of you who are interested (that'd be what, none of you?) I used to believe. I used to believe in conspiracies, and alien visitations, and government coverups. I now admit to possibilities, but not to belief. I have become cynical and jaded, which is not a good admission to make at the age of 21. I still have an interest in these stories, but only for what they reveal about human nature.

[Serendipity]

Blimey! I didn't read the Illuminatus trilogy 'til I was 23! Mind you, I discovered cynicism bigtime at 24. Now my only interest in conspiricies is, like Scots', psychological, and archaeological, but only in a quasi-armchair sort of way.

I used to be really concerned about big conspiracies, but after going to some warzones, I figured that my energy and brainpower would be better spent elsewhere. Sure, there's some big secrets that some people don't want us to know, but dealing with what we know is quite enough without looking for more crap. And if I discovered THE BIG ONE? What could I do about it? Conspiracy theorists, on the whole and in my experience, overestimate their own importance.

If you spend too much time thinking about UFO's, just remember this simple fact: There are two possibilities, either there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, or there is not. Either fact is astonishing. Get over this astonishment and go and do something useful.

[PlayCrackTheSky]

We went to the moon!!! If we didnt that special would have been on abc not fox!!!

the only pics that we have ever seen of the lunar rovers and flags have all been from the moon. since there are telescopes or satalites that can see the surface of the moon, why can't we see pictures now. instead of when they were taken when we were supposedly on the moon????

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"O.K."
EVERYTHING IS ONE BIG CONSPIRACY...

ONLY TRY TO REALIZE THE TRUTH...THERE IS NO SPOON.

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.?

[PlayCrackTheSky]

I dont know maby it has to due with the fact that people are lazy

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[paulgro]

I guess we don't have ants on earth since we don't have pictures of them from space...

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[PlayCrackTheSky]

I guess your right

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"Cant we all just get along???"

[Serendipity]

Does anyone doubt that man has been on the moon? I mean, why lie about something like that? Who stands to gain, and what do they stand to gain? Huh? Does it show that the Yanks are better than the Reds? No, since neither deny that the other has been to the moon. America got there first, Soviet rockets are much better than American ones. So what?

[Ada_Doom]

At risk of upsetting lots of people, Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory of all...a way of keeping the peasants quiet for centuries.

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An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches at different levels, some climbing up, some falling down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but !%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%s.

I think Serendipity is in favor of the russians. and christianity is not one big conspiracy. only losers who are comic book store hippies would think that.

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"O.K."
EVERYTHING IS ONE BIG CONSPIRACY...

ONLY TRY TO REALIZE THE TRUTH...THERE IS NO SPOON.

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.?

Why is it that we never see the other side of the moon. It rotates like all other planets but we never see it. Are there secret alien bases on the "other side" that the government is hiding? I WANNA KNOW!!!!

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DO YOU THINK THAT'S AIR YOUR BREATHING NOW?

IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!

Reaper

[Ada_Doom]

Originally posted by outcastknight_toxicearth:
and christianity is not one big conspiracy. only losers who are comic book store hippies would think that.



Thank you! I never thought I was THAT interesting. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

It WAS a way of shutting the ordinary people up when they started getting philosophical, and stopping them from rebelling though "Defy me and you will land in Hell!!!"
What does "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours ox and ass etc etc" mean if not "I've got loads more than you, but you should happy that I allow you your mouldy shack and the chance to work for me, and if you complain you will end up in Hell"



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An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches at different levels, some climbing up, some falling down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but !%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%s.

reaper, that's a good point

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[paulgro]

Originally posted by reaperrose:
Why is it that we never see the other side of the moon. It rotates like all other planets but we never see it. Are there secret alien bases on the "other side" that the government is hiding? I WANNA KNOW!!!!


The Moon doesn't rotate on its axis, it doesn't spin so only one face points toward us.

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[Serendipity]

Originally posted by outcastknight_toxicearth:
I think Serendipity is in favor of the russians. and christianity is not one big conspiracy. only losers who are comic book store hippies would think that.



What the dickens makes you think I'm in favour of the Russians? I don't hate them, I certainly don't have any great love for the the perverse form of communism that manifested there (I think Joe Stalin was a monster). It did produce some good technology, however, just like Italian fascism produced some good architecture. Ever see that Mir space station which crashed a few weeks ago? Russian. Good solid Russian technology. Boy, was NASA jealous.

So, do you have something against the Russians then?

As for Christianity... ha ha ha I'm not even going there. I'm not a comic book store hippie, though, and I'd love to know what we level-headed sensible folks are supposed to think... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[PlayCrackTheSky]

Your only Russian when you have to go to the bath room when you going european. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

As for Ada_Doom shut up. My religion isnt a conspericy.

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[~wildangel~]

Sorry Ada but my religion isnt a consperacy.
Who in there right mind would make all that up???Do you honestly think one intelligent man made up that whole story? I'd like to meet the man that did that, boy he must be a billionaire, but where is he? Oh yes heaven thats right http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

You can call him God, a higher power, a supreme being, whatever you want but you shouldnt bring up religion like that.
Even Stanism is concidered a religion and they believe in God...did you know that?

They just worship Lucifer,

Also I believe in Guardian angels,ghosts, the spirit world and telapathy. I beleive in psychic's too but only the good ones dont ask for money, and I love dragons but I dont believe in them...think maybe they forgot to get on the arc though http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif




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[paulgro]

Once again, stop with the religion. Whether you are for it or against it I really don't care, but we don't need another war here like last time.
Please don't tell anyone to shutup!!

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[Ada_Doom]

I was just playing devils advocate a bit, and everyone is entitled to their beliefs, mine just don't happen to be particularly Christian, that's all. Sorry if I have upset anyone!

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An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches at different levels, some climbing up, some falling down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but !%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%s.

[Serendipity]

Originally posted by paulgro:
Once again, stop with the religion. Whether you are for it or against it I really don't care, but we don't need another war here like last time.
Please don't tell anyone to shutup!!



Yeah, I'm happy to drop the religion subject, for reasons that DL regulars will know.

However, this "...losers like comic book store hippies..." thing bothers me. It's morally and intellectually bankrupt to attempt to win arguments by insulting those with whom you disagree. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/mad.gif Try harder.

[~wildangel~]

Oh Paulgro dont worry were not gonna argue about anything, I was just explaining to Ada that she may think religion is a consperacy but I do not believe that. It doesnt mean I'm going to get mad at her, shes my friend!
so is the dippster http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif
So are you, and Im gonna get mad at you if you dont put your wig on straight and quit worrying...im begining to think that coffee is getting you jittery http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

*im so happy my keyboard is working again http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif*

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[Ada_Doom]

Cheers Wild! I sometimes forget that not everyone is as cynical as me!

And as for conspiracy theories: is TV infiltrated with subliminal messages, and if so, who from?
Is chocolate injected with an addictive substance so that we keep buying something essentially useless, or do I just lack willpower?

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An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches at different levels, some climbing up, some falling down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but !%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%s.

[Scotslaw]

Originally posted by paulgro:
The Moon doesn't rotate on its axis, it doesn't spin so only one face points toward us.



If the moon didn't rotate on its axis then we would see all of its sides. Try it. Place an apple on a table and walk round it (since all motion is relative this is the equivalent of an object that does not rotate on its axis orbiting you). You get to see all round the apple. The reason we only see one side of the moom is that its rotational period on its axis is exactly the same as its orbit around the earth, and the direction of its rotation means it always keeps the same side facing us. This coincidence is of itself the subject of conspiracy theories. Another conspiracy theory is the fact that the size of the moon relative to the sun is the same as it's distance from us relative to the suns distance from us. This means we get perfect solar eclipses, which are essential for the verification of certain theories of quantum physics. The conspiracy theory related to this is that aliens positioned the moon so that when we discovered quantum physics we'd be able to test it. Cool huh?

[Serendipity]

Wasn't quantum physics demonstrated by the Ultraviolet Catastrophe?

[~wildangel~]

Yep Ada but I think I am just as cynical as you and thats why we would argue great together! The only part that sucks is we would go on forever http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif



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i'm so happy that this many people had theories that they wanted to talk about.... i never would've guessed that it would have gone this far...

[~wildangel~]

yes but see what happens when we get on the theory subject! We all start bickering with one another and we shouldnt do that! But yes, we all have our own theorys, everyone does!

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