Moderators

[aclu14]

What do you need to do to become a moderator on a Dumb Laws forum?

[~wildangel~]

Why brains and beauty ofcourse http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

oh yea and you have to post here everyday!!!

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[ogb]

Then I only wonder why nobody has asked me so far. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Idnew]

LOL well I was the first and I wasn't even asked they just stuck me in this position. As you can see I talk a lot. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Then I recommend Paul then we recommended Wild and Dippy. Right now I think we have all we need, but you never know.

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[cleoeo]

It's fun to sit back and make catcalls from the peanut gallery anyway. Moderators work dang hard for the money!

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Bomb Mars Now!

[aclu14]

Just asking.

[paulgro]

Any reason you'd like to be one? Good enough reason could lead to a job if we ever need one...

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

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[Serendipity]

Aclu, you gotta help me! I never wanted to be a moderator, I never asked to be a moderator, I never thought about being a moderator, then one day, WHAMMO! you're a mod boy, git yerself used to it. They keep me in a dark damp cage with c*ckroaches and rats and everything, with nothing but half a crust of stale old bread to gnaw on, and water from God knows what gutter. I don't even get that if I don't post to every thread going, and then there's the knives and whips. Some folks around here would like that sort of thing, I know, but I'm a gentle soul who writes music, poetry, plays, and short novels. Please, if they let you get this message, send for help I don't think I can take any more... Ah! No! Someone's coming! It's Idnew! Idnew, please no, not the crunchy peanut butter massage, no! NOOOOooooo! AAARRGGHHH!!!

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I'm a Moderator. Twisted Moderator.

[~wildangel~]

Dippy http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Now he's exagerating too much! They DO use creamy penut butter if so asked politoly! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[paulgro]

You are not suppose to be talking about this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/mad.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi)
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[Lis]

Nah but it's never stopped them before http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Idnew]

Dippy, Dippy now your gonna scare off the future mods and like Wild says we will use the smooth if asked for it. Course the cornflakes go on first and then there's the tar pit for really bad mods and be glad you get any sewer water errrrr I mean water period. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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(ô¿ô)Compassion, Sympathy, Congratulations, Sarcasim,(pay close attention to this one) are just a few of the things we offer at Dumb Laws(ö¿ö)

My Home Spot (http://members.tripod.com/~freeatlast_3/Doing_Whatever.htm)

Come To Ferrets (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi)

Cosmic Coffee Shop (http://pub83.ezboard.com/bcosmiccoffeeshop)

[Serendipity]

*With fixed plastic smile and glazed expression*

It is very nice being a moderator.
I like my moderator friends.
They are very nice.
Idnew is very nice.
Paulgro is very nice.
Wildangel is very nice.

The men who own the site are very nice.
Jeff is very nice.
Andy is very, very nice.

I hope you enjoy using the Dumb Laws Website. It is very nice.

[paulgro]

That was very nice of you, Dippy!!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

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[Midnight77]

Wait a minute, Dippy. I thought you like the whips?!? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/confused.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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This post was about Truth, Beauty, Freedom,
but above all Love.
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

[Serendipity]

Originally posted by Midnight77:
Wait a minute, Dippy. I thought you like the whips?!? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/confused.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



That depends on who's got the whip-handle... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[aclu14]

Originally posted by cleoeo:
It's fun to sit back and make catcalls from the peanut gallery anyway. Moderators work dang hard for the money!



Money?

[paulgro]

We don't get paid if that's what you're wondering...

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi)
Cosmic Coffee Shop (http://pub83.ezboard.com/bcosmiccoffeeshop)

[Idnew]

You know I was just thinking about asking for a raise. Now what is an increase of 25% of nothing?

Dippy you still get the crunchy. .

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[Serendipity]

Originally posted by aclu14:
Money?

Yes! Money! Jeff taunts me, he stands outside my cage holding a $10 bill by one corner, tantalisingly, saying "Jusssst tennn morrrre posssssts, my prrretty onnnnne, annnnd yooooou shallll havvvvve thisssss monnnnnney". Needless to say, I do the ten posts and, just as I put my habd out to take the money, he says "Ah-ha! Jusssst tennnn morrrrre.....", with a fiendish green glow in his eyes. Yes I work hard for the money. One day (I live in hope) they might let me have some... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif

[Lis]

*lol* just ten more posts my pretty http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Idnew]

Look at it this way Dip...when you need to get away from it all(the members) you can go to our own private room and they don't know what all kinds of goodies we have in there to relieve stress. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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(ô¿ô)Compassion, Sympathy, Congratulations, Sarcasim,(pay close attention to this one) are just a few of the things we offer at Dumb Laws(ö¿ö)

My Home Spot (http://members.tripod.com/~freeatlast_3/Doing_Whatever.htm) Come To Ferrets (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi) Cosmic Coffee Shop (http://pub83.ezboard.com/bcosmiccoffeeshop)

[Serendipity]

Yes! It is good, I suppose, to have somewhere where the bad language filter is turned off... boy, do I need to let off steam sometimes! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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I'm a Moderator. Twisted Moderator.

[~wildangel~]

ahhhhh........yes....steam....jacuzzi....sauna
....gym....all the things i CANT DO WHEN IN PREGNANT!


i keep telling myself...only 5 more months now, 5 more months.... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"We cannot build the future for our youth but we can build our youth for the future."

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[Serendipity]

But you can get a massage that makes your eyes twinkle... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

BTW mods, have a peek down there, see what you think.

[cleoeo]

I keep thinking of this really awful TV show back in the 1970's called "The Mod Squad". Buncha Hip Cats on the side of law and order, keeping it cool and safe for folks to do their thing and hang loose without fear of being victimized by bad people. You guys are the Dumb Laws Mod Squad! Paulgro, you need a big afro wig and a heavy gold necklace!

[Serendipity]

We're jus' doin' what's right...

[paulgro]

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi)
Cosmic Coffee Shop (http://pub83.ezboard.com/bcosmiccoffeeshop)

[Idnew]

Dumb Laws Mod Squad huh? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I like that.

What cleoeo you don't like the horse hair wig we got for him?

Gosh don't we feel all important with our very own topic and all. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

Dippy I've got the champagne all iced down in the secret section. BTW you need to go clean up your mess in there and next time stop throwing the furniture around and breaking the Ming vases.

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My Home Spot (http://members.tripod.com/~freeatlast_3/Doing_Whatever.htm) Come To Ferrets (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi) Cosmic Coffee Shop (http://pub83.ezboard.com/bcosmiccoffeeshop)

[Serendipity]

LOL! That's the one disadvantage: we can't get the rag lady in there to do the mopping up! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif *Groano*

Hey! Do we get flashy cars with sirens and whatnot?

[Serendipity]

The Mod Squad


Paulgro: http://cwm.ffrepublic.com/s/contrib/ruinkai/fro.gif

Idnew: http://cwm.ffrepublic.com/s/contrib/fk/cheer4.gif

Dippy: http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/contrib/ruinkai/hat.gif

Wild: http://cwm.ffrepublic.com/s/contrib/fk/hearts.gif


We’re fearless! We’re tireless! We’re aimless! We’re hopeless!

[Lis]

you're also lil white boxes with red crosses in them *laffs* http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[aclu14]

Yes! I finally got one of those little fire things!
Now about that money. . .
*waves a twenty outside of Dippy's cell* Say something nice about me, Dippy! *laughs like a maniac http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif*

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Certified member of the brunette brigade!

[Serendipity]

Congrats on the flame, Aclu! I need something in here to keep me warm! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

Money? Look, I'm prepared to work for cash, but if you think you can pay me to make you look good... make it $30 and I'll think about it. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[aclu14]

Dollars? Don't you mean pounds and pence?

[Serendipity]

Anything! Roubles and kopecks would be fine, zloties, lek, drachma, francs, gilders, marks, yen, rupees, tollars, schillings, ANYTHING! One brass farthing would be an increase of Infinity % on what I get now! Mickey Mouse money, luncheon vouchers, Green Shield Stamps, ANYTHING!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Beware The Wrath of Mod!

[cleoeo]

At least you Mods get free access to the forum boards. The rest of us have to send $20 cash every week to Paulgro's Credit Suisse account.

[Serendipity]

Well, Paul????!!!! I'm waiting for an explanation!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/contrib/blackeye/double0smile.gif

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Beware The Wrath of Mod!

[aclu14]

Hey, Dippy, where did you get the James Bond guy??? Is it a buddy icon? Where did you get it?

$, £, ¢, ¥, §(simoleons) Here's your cash Dippy! Now make a break for it!

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Certified member of the brunette brigade!

[Serendipity]

Go here (http://mysmilies.com/) for smilies. Lots of them.

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Beware The Wrath of Mod!

[aclu14]

Thanx Dipster! http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/cwm/cwm/eyemouth.gif

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Certified member of the brunette brigade!

Pop Culture Sucks! (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/popculturesucks)

The Darwin Awards (http://www.darwinawards.com)

[Serendipity]

You're welcome, Aclu! You can put these in too...
http://angelfire.animfactory.com/animations/insects/bees/buzzy_mad_md_clr.gif

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Beware The Wrath of Mod!

[Serendipity]

Or these... This one is the atom that I use for atom bombs to blow up people who put those huge smilies in http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif
http://atomicweb.com/images/atom.gif

[paulgro]

http://www.contrabandent.com/pez1/cwm/big/cool.gif Like this????????

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

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[Serendipity]

You talking to me?
http://www.contrabandent.com/pez1/cwm/big/firemad.gif

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Beware The Wrath of Mod!

[Idnew]

I can't see anything but red X's on your first ones. So I tried to see it by pasting the url in and it says can't locate server.
http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/cwm/big/cry.gif

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(ô¿ô)Proud member of the Dumb Laws Mod Squad so watch it!*smile*

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[Serendipity]

http://www.themelee.com/smilies/s/cwm/big/bigsmirk4.gif

They're all from Crack's. I can't get them either now, unless I look at the page offline. Dunno.

[This message has been edited by Serendipity (edited August 24, 2001).]

[Idnew]

Ok he's got a message posted. He's having trouble with the server again so some of his pages are down. http://www.themelee.com/smilies/s/otn/sad/mecry.gif

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(ô¿ô)Proud member of the Dumb Laws Mod Squad so watch it!*smile*

Compassion, Sympathy, Congratulations, Sarcasim,(pay close attention to this one) are just a few of the things we offer at Dumb Laws(ö¿ö)

My Home Spot (http://members.tripod.com/~freeatlast_3/Doing_Whatever.htm) Come To Ferrets (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi) Cosmic Coffee Shop (http://pub83.ezboard.com/bcosmiccoffeeshop)

[aclu14]

*pats Id on the back* Oh, there there, don't cry! Everything's going to be all right. . .Dip's going to get his server up again *sick of carrying on http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif*

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Certified member of the brunette brigade!

Pop Culture Sucks! (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/popculturesucks)

The Darwin Awards (http://www.darwinawards.com)

[Hamburglar]

Can I be a moderator????? PLEASE!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif

[Serendipity]

Just how much do you want to be a moderator, Hammy?

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Beware The Wrath of Mod!

[Idnew]

Yeah the pay is lousy around here and there is a posibility that we could be bribed. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Although Paulgro can be bought for pizza's we like to get the green stuff called cash, how much ya got? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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(ô¿ô)Proud member of the Dumb Laws Mod Squad so watch it!*smile*

Compassion, Sympathy, Congratulations, Sarcasim,(pay close attention to this one) are just a few of the things we offer at Dumb Laws(ö¿ö)

My Home Spot (http://members.tripod.com/~freeatlast_3/Doing_Whatever.htm) Come To Ferrets (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi) Cosmic Coffee Shop (http://pub83.ezboard.com/bcosmiccoffeeshop) Meet The Squad (http://www.geocities.com/idnew52/Mod_Squad_Poster.htm)

[~wildangel~]

LOL, nevermind asking him that dippy!

Hammy do you like crunchy or smooth penut butter? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Hehehe

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~"Proud member of 'The Mod Squad',be good or be frisked!!"~

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[Serendipity]

Wild, we gotta be nice to him! He might be rich! I'd sell my place if the price was right http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Beware The Wrath of Mod!

Mod Squad Poster (http://www.geocities.com/idnew52/Mod_Squad_Poster.htm)

[aclu14]

Love the poster Dips! Is that Paul on the far left? Does he know the seventies are over, or did he issue himself a permit to wear a fro??? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Certified member of the brunette brigade!

Pop Culture Sucks! (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/popculturesucks)

The Darwin Awards (http://www.darwinawards.com)

[Serendipity]

I believe Paul has a Permit to Live in the Past.

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Beware The Wrath of Mod!

Mod Squad Poster (http://www.geocities.com/idnew52/Mod_Squad_Poster.htm)

[paulgro]

I have a permit for everything....

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

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[aclu14]

Well, I listen to Black Sabbath which is seventies old school heavy metal so. . . Gimmee a permit Paul!

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Certified member of the brunette brigade!

Pop culture sucks! (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/popculturesucks)

now for some real idiots (http://www.darwinawards.com)

[paulgro]

Now you're talking about my kind of music, but you should be talking Pizza's...How many you got??? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/cool.gif

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi)
Cosmic Coffee Shop (http://pub83.ezboard.com/bcosmiccoffeeshop)
Mod Squad (http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/serendipity/MSPoster/ModSquad.html)

[Serendipity]

In case you missed it, everyone has a Permit to Peek at the New Mod Squad Poster JPeg. Print it off, send it to your friends, just don't change my artwork... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif Click on the link below.

I believe I've earned a Pizza!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Beware The Wrath of Mod!

Mod Squad Poster (http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/serendipity/MSPoster/ModSquad.html)

[aclu14]

Twenty Pizzas good enough for you Paul? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Certified member of the brunette brigade!

Pop culture sucks! (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/popculturesucks)

now for some real idiots (http://www.darwinawards.com)

[paulgro]

All the way??????? Plus coffee??????? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi)
Cosmic Coffee Shop (http://pub83.ezboard.com/bcosmiccoffeeshop)
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[Serendipity]

That Aclu... What a crawler...

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Beware The Wrath of Mod!
Mod Squad Poster (http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/serendipity/MSPoster/ModSquad.html)

[aclu14]

Only if you buy me copies of the new Down to Earth and Live in 75 THE DAY THEY COME OUT!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Don't sweat petty things. Don't pet sweaty things.

Welcome to the club (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/popculturesucks)

[paulgro]

I know you're not talking to me!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/cool.gif

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi)
Cosmic Coffee Shop (http://pub83.ezboard.com/bcosmiccoffeeshop)
Mod Squad (http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/serendipity/MSPoster/ModSquad.html)

[Serendipity]

Well, I take it back, she's not a crawler. But Permits and treats? She's got a screw loose! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Does she not know how the Permit Man operates? Treats are one-way traffic!

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Beware The Wrath of Mod!
Mod Squad Poster (http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/serendipity/MSPoster/ModSquad.html)

[aclu14]

Paulus: no CD's, no pizzas. Got it? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Don't sweat petty things. Don't pet sweaty things.

Welcome to the club (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/popculturesucks)

[paulgro]

No Pizza and coffee, No Permit..... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi)
Cosmic Coffee Shop (http://pub83.ezboard.com/bcosmiccoffeeshop)
Mod Squad (http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/serendipity/MSPoster/ModSquad.html)

[Serendipity]

I was wondering for a moment then, is this an irresistible force meeting an immovable object? Alas, no. Aclu, you're one feisty chick but you don't stand a chance. Paul, I made it for you, so at least have a link in your sig to the Permit Man poster. It may help to remind folks what they're up against! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Beware The Wrath of Mod!
Mod Squad Poster (http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/serendipity/MSPoster/ModSquad.html)

[aclu14]

Then forget the permit! I don't need one to keep listening to my music! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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Don't sweat petty things. Don't pet sweaty things.

Welcome to the club (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/popculturesucks)

[paulgro]

That's what you think........

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://www.alferret.co.uk/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi)
Cosmic Coffee Shop (http://pub83.ezboard.com/bcosmiccoffeeshop)
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