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Loren Pechtel
June 7th, 2003, 02:02 AM
Many states have laws against cohabitation. Not enforced, you say? Think again! Look at the IRS rules. You may not claim someone as a dependant if their relationship with you violates local law. While the cops aren't going to bust you, do you want to trust that an IRS auditor won't disallow your deduction?

Zandi
July 3rd, 2003, 10:56 AM
I had a friend of mine who was yes arrested and taken to court in Florida for cohabitation in a house she owned when a jealous neighbor complained about their immoral influance on her teenage daughter.
The local police ignored the woman several times but then she threatened to go to the state police and raise a stink so they had to follow up on the report!

AWPrime
July 3rd, 2003, 11:02 AM
Your not kidding right?:eek:

Zandi
July 3rd, 2003, 11:16 AM
I nearly fainted when she sent me the letter LOL
This woman testified that my friend living with a man that she was not married to caused her daughter to question her parents and rebel aginst the moral standards they set in their household. According to her it was my friends falt that their daughter lost her virginity at 16 years old because her 2 older daughters who had moved out before my evil friends immoral influance infeltrated the neighborhood and remained virgins ....
Oddly enough such laws are infact inforced more than most of us realize!

Mary
July 3rd, 2003, 02:21 PM
:lol :lol

I just wonder... How many times would my family be in court if we lived there :confused

God we are immoral...My parents weren´t married and noone of my siblings are either :eek: :lol

Sephirstein
July 5th, 2003, 03:52 AM
To paraphrase Barry Goldwater, every good Christian should line up and kick that broad's (Goldwater said Jerry Falwell instead of broad. Please feel free to kick his *** too.) ***!

Jesus ****ing Christ, some of the best couples and most loving people I know aren't formally married beyond common law. I'm just glad I live in CANADA, the true land of the Free!!!!!!!!!!!!

zman
August 16th, 2003, 10:37 AM
So what was the verdict in the case against your friend. I hope the judge laughed the case right our of court

TypicalExBf
September 27th, 2003, 03:30 AM
Interesing..I should really rethink that self-made polygamist island fantasy I was going to live out when i turned 40.

Not to get off topic more, but is it a bit weird that the neighbor would go to such lengths? They should check out that neighbor if anyone, wow that is just cruel beyond words.

I have heard of bad blood but this is ridiculous, you don't mess with someones family

Zandi
September 27th, 2003, 06:42 AM
I'd always known there was no true seperation of church and state but that was a big time wake up call.
And if things keep going as they are there will come a time when the Us will have more Morality Regulating laws than anyone wants to know.
Ive had several neighbors in my life time who are in church 3 or more days a week and let me tell you I'm affraid that one day people will be forced to live as those who are so sure they're going to Heaven insist we must live to be right in the eyes of the Lord.
I met that neighbor and for them it's just that they are so religious andcan't stand any thing unpure around then without having a hissie fit.
P.S dude Move to Utah there you can have a bunch od 16 yearold virgin wifiepoos.Lots of sand and sun in the summer.....

TypicalExBf
September 28th, 2003, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by Zandi
P.S dude Move to Utah there you can have a bunch od 16 yearold virgin wifiepoos.Lots of sand and sun in the summer.....

Woo HOO! And to think that before that Brazil was my #1 place for being a deviant.

As far as people wanting us to think a certain way in order to make it into heaven etc. well I am afraid that time is now. I have Jehova's witnesses, Mormons and more come to me house at least once a week. Everyone has their mind set on something, on what is right and the way that you should live your life.

But if what you're doing is not who you are, or what you want to do then you might as well not be living at all. I still have people telling me that I should be married before I errrm send my rocket into outer space.
So from my understanding the most I am allowed to do with the woman that I am supposed to spend the rest of my life with (before marriage) is hold hands :confused:
I don't laugh at them, I just agree and continue to live me life the way I want to.

But imagine it...a law telling you how you should raise your kids. Your kids knowing that they can place one negative phonecall when they are mad at you and get you in trouble. A law that you have to be married before having relations, a law where religion in school is mandatory.

At least one of those three are already in effect, so how far off are the others? Be afraid, be veerryyyy afraid.

P.S. This rant brought to you by the frustrated southernor :clap

AWPrime
September 28th, 2003, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by TypicalExBf


I have Jehova's witnesses, Mormons and more come to me house at least once a week. Everyone has their mind set on something, on what is right and the way that you should live your life.


Ever thought about installing trapdoors? With piranha's?

TypicalExBf
September 28th, 2003, 07:32 AM
The pirahna's can't seem to digest such a huge amount of BS so it was a waste of money:lol

AWPrime
September 28th, 2003, 12:26 PM
Use spikes then.:)

Phreakmeister
September 30th, 2003, 10:48 AM
Be glad you don't live in Indonesia (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3149896.stm)

Serendipity
September 30th, 2003, 11:01 AM
From Phreak's linked site:

The new laws would also make forcing a woman to perform oral sex a crime.

Funnily enough, I don't have a problem with that.

TypicalExBf
October 1st, 2003, 01:07 AM
By personal experience and several conversations with women I know as friends, isn't all female oral sex usually forced with begging or swaying :lol

P.S. All night folks, me nonsense will be here all night. Line em up....

RayH
October 20th, 2003, 02:59 PM
Do those cohabitation laws only apply to opposite sex situations?