New Story

[Idnew]

We haven't had one in awhile......so.........and this one will end at the end of November

Once upon a time there was this turkey that lived on a turkey farm.........

[King Solomon]

...he liked to strut around the turkey farm saying "Gobble, gobble, gobble" because that's what turkeys do and he was, after all, a turkey :)

[Sjax]

...but his son, who was a rebellious little one, refused to do it, and thereby broke the turkey norms.

[DV8]

so, this rebellious wing-ed one 'moo-ed' over to the llama farm.

[King Solomon]

...where he met a female llama named Dolly, she was, after all, the Dolly Llama :o

[Serendipity]

Now, the turkey had some problems. He was an inveterate gambler. Dolly Llama didn't have this problem - she tried to gamble but nobody would let her in tobet. She did have some problems though; too many things were plastic-coated all through the llama-nation...

[King Solomon]

...like the two chickens driving the car trying to be Foster Farms chickens.

[DustyBottoms]

One of the Foster Farms chickens was a liberal and the other was a conservative.

:lol

[Lis]

Both, however had strange afflictions such as legs to puny to support their own weight which had been genetically modified to equal four times what it should... this appeared to be somewhat disturbing to Dolly who...

[Serendipity]

..was, oddly enough, both liberal and conservative. To help with this inner conflict, Dolly sought the advice of...

[RosieWolf]

..FoxyLoxy, who always hid under the henhouse when the farmer was about..

[DustyBottoms]

As it turned out, FoxyLady was a conservative and recommended that Dolly......

[Sjax]

...did not make the same mistake as...

[El Más Grande]

..herself, after all she would never again..

[Phreakmeister]

...feel what she felt on that very first day, that fateful day on which...

[King Solomon]

...she got a runner in her panty hose :o