Sex

You cannot have sex with your spouse. Wouldn't that be a great dumb law?

[paulgro]

Welcome to the board!!
Whats the penalty if caught???

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[Serendipity]

Welcome, Writergirl!

Who, then, can you have sex with? Or, if you're a real writer, with whom can you have sex? The cat? Someone else's spouse? I think any enforcement officer should take a lenient view: if either person participating in this illegal fornication allow the enforcement officer to join in, then no charges should be pressed.

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[Idnew]

Welcome Writergirl

So are all the marrieds to commit adultry then?

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[~wildangel~]

Well then me and my hubby will be incarcerated every day of the year!
Thats a horrible law Writergirl.
Should have married a man that makes you sizzle......ya poor thing! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Lis]

Originally posted by Serendipity:
Welcome, Writergirl!

if either person participating in this illegal fornication allow the enforcement officer to join in, then no charges should be pressed.



I forcast a very sudden change in carrer for you Dippy http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif & :P

Welcome Writer!!!! I have a better idea....dont get married???? Sorry guys, I'm very sceptical on the matter http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif

I saw a law here -- in Florida I think -- that said you couldn't kiss your wife's breasts.

Now WHO is checking up on THAT law?

[Serendipity]

I'm a very busy guy... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Lis]

*LMAO* ohhhh lordy *sakes my head*

The penalty is you must pay $50,000.

Who you can have sex with is your pet(s), childrens, siblings, parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, or anyone else.

**** ME, BABY!!!!

[Neppy]

Well, that was uncalled for.

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[RayH]

Depends who or what you considered yourself married to! Beastiality is outlawed in most states. Discrimination still exists.

[aclu14]

The guy gets his dick cut off.

[Serendipity]

Keep it clean, aclu, and not so eye-watering.

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[aclu14]

You're not the moderator for this forum, Dippy. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[Serendipity]

That doesn't mean you shouldn't behave yourself, aclu http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif 2u2

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[paulgro]

Originally posted by aclu14:
You're not the moderator for this forum, Dippy. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

I am, keep it clean!

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[Serendipity]

*Hi-fives Paul*

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I THINK IT WOULD BE A GREAT LAW, THEN I COULD MARRY MY BEST FRIEND AND HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE ELSE I WANTED AND I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING CAUGHT.

[paulgro]

Rocco, could you please not post in all caps? Thanks...

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[Lis]

*LMAO* well we can't say they get paid for nothing......(actually, we cant even say they get paid but shhhhhh http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif )

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[Ada_Doom]

That's one way of seeing it Rocco! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[aclu14]

Sorry, paulgro. Shut up, Dippy.

[aclu14]

*Afterthought* Why can't we all just get along?

[Ada_Doom]

Who said that? I mean I know you said it Aclu, but it's a quote from somewhere isn't it? Or am I going slightly insane? That's going to annoy me now! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Heaven is where the police are English, the cars are German, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian and everything is organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are English, the police are German, the cars are Spanish, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organised by the Italians.
The man is a God (http://www.jpwsfc.org)

[aclu14]

No, I don't know where that quote comes from either.

[Dizbuster]

Think it was Rodney King,
but I could be wrong.

[paulgro]

That's who said it after he got out of the hospital from the beating the cops gave him!!

ACLU, no problem...

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[Ada_Doom]

I thought it was Ian Paisley or Yasser Arafat personally....oh no, hang on a minute, that was "Why can't we all just beat the bejasus out of each other" I always confuse those two... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Heaven is where the police are English, the cars are German, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian and everything is organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are English, the police are German, the cars are Spanish, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organised by the Italians.
The man is a God (http://www.jpwsfc.org)

[Lis]

no no no Ada that was "why cant we all be as ugly as me".....I can see where the confusion stems from http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Idnew]

ah ha now I see where the conflict between Dip and Aclu started from.

Writer you need to keep it clean also.

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[paulgro]

Aclu and Dippy, where ever you are. Let's forget about it. Me and Dippy went at it at one time, ours lasted over a week. I don't want to see that happen again....

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[Ada_Doom]

lol@Lis. Of course! Silly me! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Heaven is where the police are English, the cars are German, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian and everything is organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are English, the police are German, the cars are Spanish, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organised by the Italians.
The man is a God (http://www.jpwsfc.org)

[Lis]

Ahhhh Paulus, you're such a peacemaker *grinz*

*lol with Ada* seriously though, is a prerequisite of being a person in power that one must be obscenely unattractive? hehehe

[Ada_Doom]

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gifIf that's true, we might end up with Ann Widdecombe as PM at the next election. And I would have to emigrate to somewhere more liberal like errrr Saudi Arabia http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gifI would love to post a picture of this gruesome sight, so you could see what I meant, but I haven't got one, and I don't know how to.... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I love that eek thing. I might have to do that again, just for fun http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif hee hee!

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Heaven is where the police are English, the cars are German, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian and everything is organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are English, the police are German, the cars are Spanish, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organised by the Italians.
The man is a God (http://www.jpwsfc.org)

[aclu14]

Thank you paul. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Idnew]

aclu paul gets a little uptight sometime, especially when he runs out of pizza so we try to keep him in a constant supply. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

This Ann character came up somewhere once before. I forgot where, but they posted her picture. I just thought Janet Reno was bad and she is. If you find one Ada give me the link and I'll post her piccy.



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[Ada_Doom]

Okeydokey!

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Heaven is where the police are English, the cars are German, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian and everything is organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are English, the police are German, the cars are Spanish, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organised by the Italians.
The man is a God (http://www.jpwsfc.org)

[Serendipity]

Is this (http://www.annwiddecombemp.com/) what you're looking for? Please no. Not a leader.

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If you can't have sex with your spouse then who can you have sex with? And what is the penalty for breaking this law?

*for content*

[This message has been edited by paulgro (edited July 13, 2001).]

[aclu14]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by babygirl_4004:
[B]And what is the penalty for breaking this law?

We already discussed this, didn't we, Dippy?

[Serendipity]

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[Ada_Doom]

Thanks for the link Dips! That is an astonishingly flattering photo of AW! Amazing what you can do with an airbrush these days!

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Heaven is where the police are English, the cars are German, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian and everything is organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are English, the police are German, the cars are Spanish, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organised by the Italians.
The man is a God (http://www.jpwsfc.org)

[Hamburglar]

That is a really dumb law! If having sex with your spouce the national population would start to drop quickly. And there won't to many uses for school. ( not that I like school! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/cool.gif )

[jill]

hey that is a great law but what is the offense if you get pregnant? and your husband leaves how is in trouble and what happens?


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