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Hamburglar
August 19th, 2001, 04:34 PM
When two people are fighting, they both get weighed. Whoever is lighter gets the first punch. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif (I know the expression that they would get... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif )
Serendipity
August 19th, 2001, 09:12 PM
Even if it's a 160 lb karate expert bully vs. some overweight nice guy who wouldn't hurt a fly? And the karate dude started it? Hm.
Hamburglar
August 22nd, 2001, 12:21 PM
True True
December 24th, 2001, 03:15 PM
sorry to steal your joy, but the law should state that no two people in one fight may hit the other person with the same hand. if they violate, they will be kicked in the crotch by every soccer player in brasil
aclu14
December 25th, 2001, 08:15 PM
LMAO Krit
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DV8
December 26th, 2001, 09:42 AM
Hmm interesting Law. Does the first hit count score wise? I mean if it does... ain't it a bit unfair? Oh wait I forgot, that's what most outrageous laws are...
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Hamburglar
December 28th, 2001, 12:39 AM
This isn't like soccer!!! This is more like Mortal Combat... A fight to the finish!
Lis
December 29th, 2001, 04:02 AM
Ahhh "fight to the deaths" lost a couple myself...perhaps the law should state also that retired football (real football that is i.e. league) players who claim to be boxers can not fight every man who weighs less than him and then claim to be a bloody champion cos it just aint true!
Hamburglar
January 12th, 2002, 12:36 AM
Jerry Jerry!!!
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