Another law by ME

[xV35ballx]

Hear ye, hear ye. It is now mandatory for EVERYTHING to have a warning lable of some sorts warning of results that may occur due to use (or misuse) of product. The penalty for a company's failure to put said lable on products includes freedom for anyone who uses said company's products to sue at will.

An example of an acceptable warning: "Coffee from this coffee maker will be hot when first brewed. Attempts to read the computer screen while drinking it may result in burned laps, chins, etc."

An unacceptable warning would be: "Coffee is hot."

Well, what do y'all think? (If you need more examples of acceptable verses unacceptable, let me know.)

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[Serendipity]

Wassup, XGrrl? Burn yerself? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[xV35ballx]

Naw. Just almost burned myself.

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[DV8]

Hey I'm not sure about Hot Coffee but I once found some toilet roll in a shop w/ instruction on ;-).

lol & I don't think Mccy D's can fit : Coffee from this coffee cup will be hot when first brewed. Attempts to read the computer screen while drinking it may result in burned laps, chins, etc." on their typical rip-off mimiture coffee cups...

Never mind the "&c."

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[This message has been edited by DV8 (edited December 18, 2001).]

[xV35ballx]

The warning I said is acceptable wasn't for the MccyD's coffee. It is for the coffee maker at home.

An acceptable warning for MccyD's: We are idiots. Buying our products helps keep us in business. Please don't do that.

LOL. J/K. Their warning should read something like this: Coffee is hot. (Which is already there.) Attempts to drink while doing other tasks may result in burns.

Am I clear now? Or do I need to try again?

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[paulgro]

You say something, X.... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[xV35ballx]

Listen Paul, if you're going to show up around here, you might as well say something useful. If you're just going to act like you couldn't understand what I said or like you don't even know I said something, then forget it! Don't bother showin' up around here in that case! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[Enforcer]

What are you the Fake Laws-man(women) now?


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[xV35ballx]

*rolls eyes* I am a WOMAN. I promise, if one more person makes that mistake!!

As for my being "the" fake laws woman: no, I'm not. I just wanted to revive some of my old topics, because, well, I wanted to. And I wanted to see if this board was still getting any traffic. Which it apparently is. So I might go around reviving other topics now too.

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You go ballx http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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