Idiots

An "Idiot" hunting season will be established and run from Jan 1-Dec 31 of each year. The permits will be issued for free to anyone who requests it. =)

[Midnight77]

Would baiting them be allowed, too? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Lis]

Saw the topic and decided this was my kind of place http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[paulgro]

I thought he was calling me... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[~wildangel~]

LOL,i thought he was calling you too http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Idnew]

Actually I thought he was calling Dippy. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

What do you bait an idiot with? A blonde? *runs*

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[Midnight77]

Ok, Girls. I think it's about time to add to our collective numbers. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Serendipity]

Hm? Sorry I'm so late in this discussion, I had a guy chasing me with a gun and a bit of paper he was waving. He was shouting "I got my permit, you got to run!!" Some kind of idiot, I suppose. Pity we can't hunt them or something. Now, what's this thread about?

[Lis]

*lol* yes ppl do strange things Dipy....I have no idea what that would have been about???

*nods at Midnight* lets get er http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[cleoeo]

We actually did have someone show up at the Devils Lake Ranger Station (WI) during gun deer season to register a goat he'd shot as a "spike buck". Had it tagged and everything. Some poor farmer's goat. Jeese, talk about an idiot.

[paulgro]

I'll have you know I'm proud of that Goat! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Serendipity]

...got its head mounted on a wooden plaque and everything...

[paulgro]

You got one too??? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Idnew]

LMAO http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Hey I found some bait. It's called "Dumb Topics", lures all it says on the label. Just don't understand that name though.

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[Midnight77]

Well, it seems to have baited you into buying it. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif (Just kidding Idnew.)

[Serendipity]

Well, I got my Idiot Hunting Permit, and was just about to bag a few when this pliceman came up to me and asked me what I was doing. "Idiot hunting," I said, showing him my permit. "They're off-season," he said.... Now I've got his head on a plaque next to the goat...

[~wildangel~]

lmao

[Serendipity]

I've just read the small print on my Idiot Hunting Permit, it says "Valid 1st March - 28th February". Well, those idiots can relax for a day in leap years...

[Idnew]

High five wild. You got me on that one.

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"I've just read the small print on my Idiot Hunting Permit, it says "Valid 1st March - 28th February". Well, those idiots can relax for a day in leap years... "

Oh come on, Dippy http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

You think the idiots would actually last 4 years? And besides... who's gonna stop the hunting on February 29th? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[xV35ballx]

*has been running around, ducking bullets* Now I understand all those bullets flying around me. Gee. Thanks you guys.


Not really. I think it's a great idea. Would it be legal to hunt family members who're idiots? Or would we have to leave them for someone else to hunt?

[paulgro]

Family, friends neighbors doesn't matter!!

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[xV35ballx]

*takes off after younger sister w/ a gun, waving a piece of paper* Thanks Paul!! You just made my year!!!!!

[Idnew]

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gifWelcome X

Puts family on top of list. Puts out stupidity bait for two of them.

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[paulgro]

I'm glad to see I made your year! Happy hunting!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[xV35ballx]

I seem to have run into a small problem here...is there any way to keep the idiots from getting a permit?

[paulgro]

No problem, they can't get one by law!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Serendipity]

Or if they could, they'd have to declare a conflict of interest...

[Lis]

*whispers to Paul* SO Dipy bribed someone for his then??? *lol* http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[paulgro]

LOL

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[Serendipity]

Hardy-har-har http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[Lis]

*pokes Dipy* hee hee http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[xV35ballx]

So you're saying that there's an I.Q. test (& that Dipy failed it)? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by xV35ballx (edited February 14, 2001).]

[Idnew]

LOL http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif *goes to permit office and to see what idiot gave dippy a permit*

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[paulgro]

*Permit Office*

May I help you??? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Lis]

*nods at Ball* you wanna go next? *lol*

*giggles at paul* *whispers to Id* they couldn't have employed anyone more suited http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[xV35ballx]

Sorry guys, I just caught on real quick that all the girls pick on you, & even though I'm not a blond, I AM a felmale, so I have to stick w/ the other girls on this particular matter.

[~wildangel~]

DONT FEAR, the idiots will be too DUMB to be able to figure out how to get a permit!!!
So therefor we won't have to worry about them getting one http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

Permits for sale, cheap!!!!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif

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[Idnew]

Uh oh X your in for deep humilation now. Hope your woman enough to take it and be able to dish it right back out.

*nods and grins at the idiot that is trying to sell permits cheap, and now understands how these permits are being handed out*


*Goes to look for the complaint dept.....omg the person looks just like the one selling the cheap permits*



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[paulgro]

I'm the justice of the peace also!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif

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[xV35ballx]

Ok. That does it. This illeagal ring of idiot hunting permits is busted. Paulgro, you're under arrest unless you can get someone here to prove that you're actually one of the idiots yourself & not trying to wipe out all of us smart, beautiful women.

(BTW, I dish it & take it just as good as the rest of you. I've grown up in a home where this kind of thing is absolutely normal. So be warned. You're not dealing w/ an amateur.)

[This message has been edited by xV35ballx (edited February 16, 2001).]

[paulgro]

Listen blond wannabe, you can't arrest me I'm also the police of this one horse town!!!! Where's that horse anyway??? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/confused.gif

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[xV35ballx]

You may be the local police paul, but I happen to be the *reaches into pocket* Oh no!! Where'd I put that badge?!?!?! I know I had it just this morning. *goes off searching for badge, forgetting about arresting paul for now*

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I couldv'e told you that a lot sooner & with a lot less pain.

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Paulgro even the horse got lonely http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

I'm sure glad I picked her pockets, look at the shinny badge I've got now!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif
Wild, I didn't want that stupid horse anyway. Made a mess wherever you parked it!!

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[Idnew]

Hot dog ballx you go girl. We love humor in here.

So now your a pick pocket also. And clean up that horse mess you left in front of the door. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[xV35ballx]

Hey paul!! I heard that about picking my pockets!! Get back here w/ my badge! That's federal government property you're messing with!! Eww! Yuck!! *stepped in horse pile* Thanks for the warning y'all!! *chases after paul while wiping feet on the grass* I said to get back here! *trips over own two feet* Ok. Fine then. So you're gonna play rough are ya? That's just ducky. *gets back up again* I'll get you for this paul! Just you wait!! One of these days, on one of these boards, when you least expect it, I'll get you back.

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I couldv'e told you that a lot sooner & with a lot less pain.

[paulgro]

Don't worry about getting even!! Now you owe for walking on the grass!!! Thanks for cleaning up the Horse mess!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Serendipity]

Anyway, I challenge that Q.I. test thingy, and I'm sure I have a legal right to do so. Paulgro, like it or not, this place is run by females, but I don't know which one is in charge. Could you please tell me which woman I appeal to?

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[paulgro]

I guess all of them! It takes a group of blonds to make one person!!! *Ducks the flying hammers* http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[xV35ballx]

*gets the girls in a huddle* Now that they've finally recognized our authority, let's really confuse them. Anyone have any suggestions? I'm thinking of something along the lines of one person saying their in charge of appeals, then sending them to another person who sends them to another, & so on until they end up right back where they started. What do the rest of you think?

*to the guys* Don't worry. We're just talkin' about...girl things. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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I couldv'e told you that a lot sooner & with a lot less pain.

[Idnew]

*gets in the huddle* sounds like a good plan. Will start by sending him to wild then to me and then Lis then midnight if she isn't goofing off as usual then whoever else we can think of then back to you and you'll have him. *glances over shoulder and smiles at the guys*

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[xV35ballx]

Sounds like a plan Id. What do the rest of you girls think of it?

*looks at the guys* Do you REALLY want to know what we're talking about over here? *winks at the girls* We're talking about CRAMPS! *laughs as the guys all run off*

[paulgro]

*While I yell* In your heads!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif & :P for Lis..................

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[Midnight77]

*gets into huddle* Sounds good to me, but what do you mean about goofing off?

[~wildangel~]

Originally posted by xV35ballx:
Hey paul!! I heard that about picking my pockets!! Get back here w/ my badge! That's federal government property you're messing with!! Eww! Yuck!! *stepped in horse pile* Thanks for the warning y'all!! *chases after paul while wiping feet on the grass* I said to get back here! *trips over own two feet* Ok. Fine then. So you're gonna play rough are ya? That's just ducky. *gets back up again* I'll get you for this paul! Just you wait!! One of these days, on one of these boards, when you least expect it, I'll get you back.



Hey now ducky doesnt have anything to do with this!Why bring him into the converstaion!lol

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[paulgro]

That's it, it's all Ducky's fault! He told me to do it!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Serendipity]

Yeah, if you're going to pick on people who goof off, the yellow rubber birdman's the one.

*whispers to Paul: did you notice how they seemed not to think we knew what they were talking about? They make a plan like that but we all know they'll never be able to carry it out, they're too busy patting each other on the back!*

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[paulgro]

You're right, Dippy! See how they walk bent over. That's from all that back slapping!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Idnew]

OK mid now that your back we can put the plan into action. *looks around and discovers now Lis is gone again* *giggles* *looks at the guys* Hi guys, how ya doing? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[paulgro]

How can you have a plan if you can't even keep the gang together??? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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[Idnew]

Well we'll just have to improvise I guess. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Serendipity]

So the Ladies' Super All-New "Let's get in a huddle and work out a really ball-busting plan to show the men who's boss" Plan is... (wait for it)... Well, none of us girls is too reliable, so we'll Make It Up As We Go Along! So it's business as usual, I guess... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif Glad that's sorted out. Carry on.

[~wildangel~]

now dippy you don't know thats what we were going to discuss, we might have been talking about hair or CRAMPS or something!

*haha, that scared them away!* http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

Like I said, cramps in the head!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[DumbLawBreaker]

all right, you all are confusing me. maybe its because i'm an .... hey stop pointing the guns at me!!!

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Breaking dumb laws is a ... um ... dumb job but somebody's gotta do it!

And that's another law broken.
SO ARREST ME!

[Idnew]

Ok time to put the plan into action. Now who was going to appeal this? Oh yeah think it was that funny talkin fella over there. Hey you......The appeals person for whatever you think you have to appeal is right over there *points at wild* I'm sure she will be glad to take your complaint *giggles*

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oh make me the one to have to listen to them b*tch and moan http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

Wild, you don't have to listen to anything. Just grant the appeal!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[xV35ballx]

*walks up to wild & hands her a note saying "Don't grant the appeal. Send him to someone else. Say 'Oh! You want the I.Q. appeal. That's over there.' & then point at another one of us girls. Got it?"*

[Idnew]

LOL ballx. Glad you wrote the note so the guys wouldn't be laughing at us, wondering why we had that big huddle and everything. Careful Wild your blonde is showing through. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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But if we were allowed to hunt idiots the US would no longer have a government. And what would happen to the Darwin awards?

[DumbLawBreaker]

we'd have to award them to darwin. and what's wrong with getting to shoot the government?

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And that's another law broken.
SO ARREST ME!

[Lis]

*taps paul and dipy on the shoulder* never underestimate to power of a group of blonde women.....I didn't leave, it was all just a plan to make you guys think we're incompitent http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif Worked well I see http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif and a BIG :P to ya both http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

hey guys, seeing as I've been here a lil while now I think it's time I figured out how to write in bold....can someone tell em PLZ????

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[Idnew]

put this before what you want in bold, I left a space so you could see it but don't leave a space. [ b]whatever you want in bold here[ /b]

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[Serendipity]

Originally posted by Lis:
*taps paul and dipy on the shoulder* never underestimate to power of a group of blonde women.....I didn't leave, it was all just a plan to make you guys think we're incompitent http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif Worked well I see http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif and a BIG :P to ya both http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif


Lis, you need a PLAN to make us think you're incompetent? LOL!!!

Anyway, if you're all so smart, how come nobody spotted the wordplay in "...the woman I appeal to"? Honestly, I'm going to give up on puns, etc, cuz nobody spots them.

Originally posted by DumbLawBreaker:
we'd have to award them to darwin. and what's wrong with getting to shoot the government?


Do you know what the Darwin awards are? Darwin did not earn one. They are for people so stupid that they do something that kills them and was obviously stupid in the first place. The idea is that it's natural selection at work and they have worked for the betterment of the species by causing thier own deaths. They award a new batch at the begininng of each year, to those who died the previous year.

There is nothing wrong with shooting the goverment, but I don't want total anarchy. Lets at least have some smart people to fill their places before we kill them all.

[DumbLawBreaker]

Well yeah of course I knew all that, well at least most of it. OK OK So you lost me after you talked about stupid people killing themselves. But if they're named for Darwin and the stupid people are gone, I guess awarding them to Darwin is the best we could do. Either that or when all the blondes kill paulgro we award it to him for "messing with blondes". Something I never do. And as for anarchy, anyone anti-anarchy could always move to Canada http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Their presidents don't have sex scandals or DUIs, and they've never lost a war http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif Besides, scapegoats abound there. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Breaking dumb laws is a ... um ... dumb job but somebody's gotta do it!

And that's another law broken.
SO ARREST ME!

[paulgro]

Blonds won't kill me! I run too fast for them to catch me!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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How is everyone getting these dang permits? (sighs in frustration after being denied a permit of her own)

BTW - someone asked earlier if it would be ok to hunt family, but no one ever mentioned inlaws. They're at the top of my list (if I ever get a dang permit)

[This message has been edited by CassieAKAGiggles (edited February 25, 2001).]

[Idnew]

Welcome Cassie. Hey somebody with the permits.*points at that crook over there* You know in-laws are at the top priorty list for permits now give her one. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

I am not a crook, just a business man! How much you give me for this here permit??? In-laws are family... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Lis]

Originally posted by Serendipity:
Lis, you need a PLAN to make us think you're incompetent? LOL!!!



Well it worked didn't it??? *grinz* maybe a lil too well but still....it did work http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Ta Id!

*hoops pauls with a cow-catching thingy* run? Why would we run? We have smarter options http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif &:P


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[This message has been edited by Lis (edited February 26, 2001).]

[~wildangel~]

Paulgro heres what I think of the appeal being granted>>>>> http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif NO WAY! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif *hehe*

Darwin shmarwin

[xV35ballx]

Hey wild! I don't think that was the plan. *shrugs* Oh well. It's just as good. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[DumbLawBreaker]

allright gimme my permit to shoot idiots or else I.... or else I.... Hmmm, maybe I shoulda thought of that first

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By ME
Breaking dumb laws is a ... um ... dumb job but somebody's gotta do it!

And that's another law broken.
SO ARREST ME!

[Idnew]

*takes wild by the hand and drags her to a private corner**now tell me what exactly were you doing while we were discussing this in the huddle? You know your just suppossed to pass him to somebody else and tell him that's who he needs to see* *whispering, ok now that you denied him his appeal you tell him to go see so and so for a higher appeal**back to the original plan now ok?* http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

*Walks out of the corner all ****y like we we're talking about real important stuff* http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

Dumb Blonds!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif Lis http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif & :P

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://pub20.ezboard.com/bferretscomputerstuff)

[Idnew]

LOL the word was c*cky that got edited. Me thinks this foul language filter is too much. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Serendipity]

I appeal to the ladies and they appeal to me! http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/corky2/smilies15.gif

[xV35ballx]

Girls, look at that ego that dipy has. Think we can do anything about it?

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I could've told you that a lot sooner & with a lot less pain.

[Idnew]

So far ballx nothing seems to be working on Dippy. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Serendipity]

Huh! You know you love it...

You and me
Sitting in a tree
p-o-s-t-i-n-g

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif & :P

[~wildangel~]

*smiles at Id* You are the highest power here!
Oh and sorry when we were huddling I was asleep walking!I was asleep and forcibly pulled up by midnights muscular arms and ...well I dont really remmeber what else happened....
The old one will now have to talk to the "queen bee" about whatever we were talkin about http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

What ever I say the old bee does!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://pub20.ezboard.com/bferretscomputerstuff)

[xV35ballx]

Girls, can't we do ANYTHING about these egos? Or are they too far gone?

[Idnew]

*Hush up now drone before I do away with ye*

Nope nothing ballx, just knock them down whenever we get a chance. (See above) http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[This message has been edited by Idnew (edited March 07, 2001).]

[Serendipity]

At least I am responsible for my ego. All you ladies, you have one big collective ego which gangs up on the small fellow. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[~wildangel~]

*looks around for smart fellow*

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[Serendipity]

Originally posted by ~wildangel~:
*looks around for smart fellow*



SMALL fellow! Good Grief!

[Idnew]

small not smart same thing http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[~wildangel~]

oops, I thought he put smart! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif
But small fellow, thats more like it... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
lol, Id!
*kidding*

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[Serendipity]

...didn't say I'm not smart... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Lis]

*Calls on all my ego's to gang up on Dipy* haven't got a clue what you mean buddy http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif hehehe

all aids peeps should be locked in a country and no one goes in till they all die!
sfgfgdfg

[Serendipity]

You're tempting fate, Mica.

[Idnew]

Dippy since you seemed to understand that would you might explaining it to the rest of us or me anyway? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/confused.gif

Welcome mica I think.

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[Lis]

If I understand it right I don't think it's very funny http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif

[Serendipity]

I think Mica's post was in very poor taste and wildly off-topic. I've tried to be disarming (and in 'animal sex', rightly locked), but I'm not sensing great intelligence there.

What I meant by my post was that Mica might, by a twist of karma, end up in his (probably his; girls tend not to write such rubbish) own AIDS-ridden country.

It's sad that an excellent thread has come to this. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif

[Idnew]

Well if you see any more of this gibberish and I miss it let me know. I'll either delete the post or like the other one have to lock it.

Now I see that no one has applied for and idiot permit lately.

Sorry I'm mistaken they did didn't they?

[CBranski]

My word, I have been trying! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif First I went downtown to City Hall to the Permits Office, and then they sent me down to the County Courthouse. Then the folks at the court house told me i would have to go to my district police headquarters! The desk sergeant then said I needed to go to the DNR, who by the way told me I would have to go to the city's Development Authority! After this runaround, I still have no permit!

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif

[Idnew]

See Paul in maintenance. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[CBranski]

Hey Paul, do you take Visa? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[paulgro]

Sure do! How many you need????? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

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[Lis]

No Paul he means do you take Visa......*hands Paul CB's visa* he just thought ya might like it http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[paulgro]

Can I charge what ever I want??? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://pub20.ezboard.com/bferretscomputerstuff)

[CBranski]

You can charge anything you want paulgro, just as long they're my idiot permits! I'll take six, one for each lane on the freeway! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[paulgro]

Hmmmmmmm, six! That could be very expensive you know!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://pub20.ezboard.com/bferretscomputerstuff)

[Serendipity]

Don't worry, Paul. "An idiot and his money are soon (and so very, very easily) parted." http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[~wildangel~]

I'm with you on that one CB, on the freeway! Esspecially when they have RAVE party weekends, and theres 20,000 teenagers passing ecstacy and weed back and forth on the freeway and its so cram packed it takes an hour and a half to get three miles! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/mad.gif
and I am not exagerating one bit!Sware to God!

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[Idnew]

Shame on you Paul. Can't leave you alone for a minute. Hey CB check out those permits real careful, he had been know to make a few counterfiet ones. Hint, hint that's why he's in maintenance. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[paulgro]

My permits are good!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://pub20.ezboard.com/bferretscomputerstuff)

[CBranski]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ~wildangel~:
[B]I'm with you on that one CB, on the freeway! Esspecially when they have RAVE party weekends, and theres 20,000 teenagers passing ecstacy and weed back and forth on the freeway and its so cram packed it takes an hour and a half to get three miles! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/mad.gif
and I am not exagerating one bit!Sware to God!

OMG, and I thought Milwaukee's traffic got bad! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif Out here in the good ol'' Midwest, we're still ticking to driving drunk after bar time, and if we're feeling especially lucky; we chuck empties at the road signs. Hey Paul, c'mon back here...are these things good in California? And do you have any gift cards? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[xV35ballx]

Hey! I thought I told you not to sell those permits any more! Get back here paul!! Sheesh. People just don't give up like they used to.

[Lis]

*hmmms* he must be sick, it's not like Paul to pass on a "Give up" :P & http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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Passing time is my favourite pass-time

[paulgro]

First off, I sell only the finest permits made from real recycled paper with almost waterproof ink. Are these good in California? Does California have smog?? Sure I'll throw in gift card for a small fee of course! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif
Lady X, I am licensed by me to sell my permits anywhere, so there!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif
Lis, http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif & :P

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10,000 ways that won't work."

Ferrets Place (http://pub20.ezboard.com/bferretscomputerstuff)

[Lis]

*grinz and considers myself told http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif*

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Passing time is my favourite pass-time

[RockBottomDLux]

*gets his two cents in* yea! thats what im talkin about (i think http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)

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Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'......or what ever you are doing!

[Serendipity]

There was a "Reclaim the Streets" party just down the road from me, I would have gone to it but I had been working all day, stiltwalking (Very tiring). Turns out the party was between work and home, and this was North London, rush hour. Took me two hours to drive what normally takes three minutes, using up god knows how much extra fuel. I had been supportive of the Reclaim the Strets crowd before that... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif

[~wildangel~]

Weekends are the worst http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif trying to drive through all the traffic going to partys and peoples houses, it's a big mess, it takes forever to get home from Riverside, and LA is an hour away as it is, so it's like 2 hours to get home from there...*grrrr*
They actually get out of there cars in the freeway and pass dope back and forth! Then they have the nerve to ask if we want some, my husband is like "I'm gonna kill you you little pricks" and I'm like "yea, yea, gimme some, I cant stand sitting here in this traffic any longer http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif"
Jesse's like "shut up" http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dippy, I can't imagine walking on stilts, but it sure is fun watching ppl walk on them! If I ever visit the UK I definatly want to see that, is that a deal? I have never seen a person in stilts http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[xV35ballx]

Uhm, Paul, honey, as much as I wish it worked like that, it doesn't work to give yourself a license to sell licenses. Now then, if you want the REAL idiot hunting license, I know where you can get lamenated ones. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[paulgro]

Don't go spreading rumors like that!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

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[xV35ballx]

It ain't a rumor! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif Do you honestly think that I, a member of the Blonde Brigade by bleach, would LIE?!?! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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[paulgro]

No, you just don't know the truth and your roots are showing!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

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[Lis]

Oh stop your bickering you two *grinz* ya wanna be careful...you know it's hunting season http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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dag nam 'et

[xV35ballx]

Lis! You mean to tell me that you'd think of hunting me?! A member of the Blonde Brigade, with you helping with that bleach bottle? Sheesh. Can't trust anyone any more.

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Due to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.

[Serendipity]

*checkin' his license is up to date an' all*
*Mutters: four more heads on the wall...*

[paulgro]

I now have new off season permits for idiot hunting if anyone is interested... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

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[RockBottomDLux]

me first, me first! *hands paulgro a DLux pizza* pizza! your favorite! now can i have a permit please? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

Sure!!!! If you have more Pizza I could give you one for a friend..... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

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[Lis]

Originally posted by xV35ballx:
Lis! You mean to tell me that you'd think of hunting me?! A member of the Blonde Brigade, with you helping with that bleach bottle? Sheesh. Can't trust anyone any more.



Hey hey hey! Did I say anything about me hunting you??? NOOOOO I simply stated that it was hunting season....an innocent comment....I'd never harm a true member of the blonde brigade *grinz* I protect my own http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Idnew]

*walks in with the Rock hunting permit I just received* Hey you, permit person, yeah you. What the heck is this picture of a pizza doing on here? Shouldn't this be Rock's picture on here?

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[paulgro]

Pizza is a universal symbol! The permit is good!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[~wildangel~]

*peers at Liz in a weird way* Hmmm, I should hope not!Since we are all in this together!
Who else is going to help us against.......*points at the brunettes and bald ppl* .....them!


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[Lis]

Originally posted by ~wildangel~:
*peers at Liz in a weird way* Hmmm, I should hope not!Since we are all in this together!
Who else is going to help us against.......*points at the brunettes and bald ppl* .....them!




Too right! I am aware of this and you have my full support as a blonde *grinz*



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dag nam 'et

[paulgro]

I'm thinking of putting out a special blond hunting permit....Get two blonds on one permit!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

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[xV35ballx]

Fine. You do that Paul, & I'll put out a special bald person hunting permit. Just try it. I dare you.

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[paulgro]

Notice Anyone hunting lady X does not need a permit.....Go get her!!!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[xV35ballx]

Gee. Thanks. Love you too Paul.

[paulgro]

Never dare me to do anything!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif lol

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[Idnew]

Universal symbol huh? Like who voted that in? Now paulgro just straighten your wig and ballx will never know that your bald underneath. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

I voted that in...I was thinking about giving out old lady permits for free, so watch what you say!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/cool.gif

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[xV35ballx]

Paul, I never dared you to make me a free target. I only dared you to try to put out special blonde hunting permits. By the way, nice wig.

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Due to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.

[paulgro]

Well double xx, are you getting nervous???
Glad you like the wig!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

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[xV35ballx]

Why would I be getting nervous? I've got the Blonde Brigade to protect me. Right girls? *looks behind herself, then around the room, but doesn't see any Blonde Brigade members* Right girls? *looks around some more, but not a Brigade member is to be found* Uhm, uh-oh? *takes off running*

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Due to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.

[paulgro]

They don't have time to protect you, they're too busy looking in the mirror!!!!! lol http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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10,000 ways that won't work."

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[RockBottomDLux]

*the only one left in the room besides paul* *just sits down in a chair*

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[Lis]

*runs in to help X whilst looking in my mirror* I heard that Paul! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif *steals Pauls wig and whips out a megaphone* "I'd like to announce a $10 000 reward for a bald-headed man who goes by the name of Paulgro.......the king idiot!" http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[xV35ballx]

Thanks Lis. I appreciate the help. Just to be safe though, do you know any good hiding spots?

[Idnew]

Well ballx there is this woodshed that has been recently painted over there------> http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

Paulgro as Lis would say http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif&P

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[paulgro]

Lis doesn't know what day of the week it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[~wildangel~]

Hey X I'm behind you too, I was just brushing my golden locks http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

"bald permits, get your bald permits" Only 5 dollars each...and it comes with this nifty perfect size handgun for girls to fit right in there purses" *stands like Vannah White at a showcase*

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

You'll get yours, Wild!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif & :P

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[xV35ballx]

Thanks girls. Wild, great idea! Now then. I hope none of the other guys join in on this hunt for me!

[Lis]

*grinz* you could hide under that wig on the ground....it's big enough to fit Pauls big head *boom tish* heheheheheheh :P & http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif ......and sure I know what day it is....it's holiday *grinz* that's all I need to know about what day it is for the next two weeks http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[xV35ballx]

Great idea Lis! *dives under the wig* Hey! Do any of you smell anything funny?

[paulgro]

Sorry about that, eating beans and eggs again!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[This message has been edited by paulgro (edited April 22, 2001).]

[xV35ballx]

Oh YUCK!!!! Paul!!!!!
(I thought you only ate pizza?)

[paulgro]

Have to put something on the Pizza!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif lol

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[~wildangel~]

oh dont worry, it IS pixxa ball X, but its wahst ON the pizza that gives him gas

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"Where theres a will theres a way"


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[xV35ballx]

Well, it still makes a good hiding spot I guess. *takes deep breath, disappears under the wig again*

[paulgro]

Well you can stay'X' as long as you don't mess with anything else under that wig!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[xV35ballx]

What other things? OH! You must mean this complete home entertainment center.

[paulgro]

Yup, that's what i'm talking about!!! lol

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[xV35ballx]

Ok. Not a problem. Thanks Paul.

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[paulgro]

You're alright!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/cool.gif

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[xV35ballx]

Thanks Paul for letting me stay. But, seeing as no one else is coming after me, & this wig is getting a little too hot for me, I think I'm going to get me some fresh air. *crawls out from under the wig & stretches* Ah! That feels much better.

[paulgro]

LOL

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[Lis]

*cringes* Geeze Ball that took courage! Who knows what he's got under there....I'm sure I saw him stick his chewy up there not long ago......ger-oss!

[Idnew]

Fumagation room that attaway>>>>>>>>>>>

Now what I really came in for was to know if it's hunting season on judges yet? If so I need a permit.

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[paulgro]

If you want to buy a permit, then it's hunting season on judges.... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/cool.gif

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[xV35ballx]

PAUL!!!!!! You're not suppossed to be selling permits and you know it!!!!!!! *sets up a stand* Get your permits! Laminated permits! Get your permits! Laminated permits!

[Serendipity]

Do you have a permit to sell permits?

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[paulgro]

Of course she doesn't!! I wouldn't give her one!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[xV35ballx]

*pulls out shiny badge she found a few pages back* I believe THIS is all the permit I need to be selling permits.

[Serendipity]

She certainly seems to be convinced that she has legitimate authority there, folks! Will Paul's wig ever lose its aroma, or its homely feel? Will Paul decide that his authotity outweighs anybody else's, and ignore BallGrrl's aggressive new stance? Does Lis have a clue about, er, does Lis have a clue? Will Rock rejoin this thread and get shouted at until he runs away like a schoolgirl again? Find out in the next thrilling instalment of "Idiots!"

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[paulgro]

Do you have a permit to carry a phony badge??? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Lis]

Originally posted by Serendipity:
? Does Lis have a clue about, er, does Lis have a clue?


eh?

[Serendipity]

Originally posted by Lis:
eh?

Apparently not... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif & http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif & :P

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[xV35ballx]

This badge is not fake!! It is the real deal. See? *points to writing on badge*

[Serendipity]

*Reads small writing on badge*

Ahem. "The bearer of this badge is a fully-fledged member of the Mickey Mouse Club, and is entitled to wear silly big ears. The bearer has no other entitlements, particularly not distribution or sale of permits. If the bearer tries to distribute permits in any way, he or she should be ducked in a vat of marmalade."

Well BallGrrl, if I were you I'd start thinking about your future. Do you like oranges?

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[Lis]

Originally posted by Serendipity:
Apparently not... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif & http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif & :P



http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif Goose http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif & :P x 7



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[xV35ballx]

*pulls running shoes out of back pack, puts them on, stretches a little, then takes off running*

[RockBottomDLux]

Originally posted by Serendipity:
Does Lis have a clue about, er, does Lis have a clue?


lol, i like that!

Originally posted by Serendipity:
Will Rock rejoin this thread and get shouted at until he runs away like a schoolgirl again?


just had to throw that in, didnt you dippy!!

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[Serendipity]

Yep! Ain't I a meanie? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
So isn't anybody going to try to catch BallxGrrl? Hey ho, I'll just have to do it myself. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif
*Jumps into jeep and catches up with BallGrrl in 30 seconds*
Nice day for a jog, Lady X! Say, you wanna ride?

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[xV35ballx]

*Looks at jeep. Is very tempted.* Nah. I think I'll just go here. *jumps down handy tunnel just big enough for one* *thinks to herself that she has no idea where this tunnel goes, but it's gotta be better than being dipped in marmalade*

[Lis]

...or mamrmed in a Jeep with Dip? *hmmmms* dont think I quite achieved gramatically correct humour there......I'm sure Dippy'll catch up with me http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Idnew]

Pays the 50 cents for the Judge permit

*wonders why Dippy is chasing Lady x in a pink jeep* *shrugs and walks back out the door*

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I've got an idiot in my office. Any takers on offing him for me before I'm overwhelmed by the sheer STINK of his B.O.?

[Lis]

*eeeeewwww* that sounds nasty....if I can direct you to our permit man *whispers* that goofy looking one over there >>>>>>

.....he'll direct you to one of our expert Idiot hunters http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[xV35ballx]

*after slipping and sliding through several days worth of tunnels, lands uncerimoniously(sp?!?!) dumped on a dirt floor, creating a dust cloud that dirties whatever might've been clean originally* Well? Are they still after me? Or do I "get" to climb back up all that tunnel?

Originally posted by Lis:
*eeeeewwww* that sounds nasty....if I can direct you to our permit man *whispers* that goofy looking one over there >>>>>>

.....he'll direct you to one of our expert Idiot hunters http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

Shoot -- I'd settle for an idiot Idiot hunter! LOL
This guy would make a nice trophy for someone's wall. Any takers? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Serendipity]

You lend me the gas mask, I'll do the deed!

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[paulgro]

Is someone looking for a Kill the B.O.P. permit???? These are very costly!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/cool.gif

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[paulgro]

X, keep running!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[xV35ballx]

*gets up off the ground at the end of the tunnel after hearing a mysterious voice that sounded strangely like paulgro's and starts running through the underground passageway after grabbing the handy torch at the end of the tunnel slide* Hmm. I wonder why this torch was here AND lit. Oh well.

Here try these *hands Dippy gas mask & shiny silver bullet*

If that doesn't work, we'll have to requisition a howitzer!

Thanks for the assist! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[paulgro]

There is no assist without a permit!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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But I HAVE a permit *rummaging in bag* here it is -- right behind my license to *****.
http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[Serendipity]

Well, Lackowitz, I'm going to have to leave the paperwork up to you. Paulgro will quite happily grant you the permit, you just need to know how to tickle him in the right spot (I'm speaking figuratively, BTW). I've done enough permit-wheedling-on-other-people's-behalf for the time being. Best of luck! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Well, if he's anything like my cavies (which I SWEAR are related to Ferengi!), a couple of scritches behind the ear & a little earlobe rub...

[Lis]

...sounds promising, just don't flick it, in my experience, it doesn't work http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[paulgro]

Seeing that you're new here I can understand your misguided ways...Everyone knows that Coffee and Pizza will get you anywhere you want to go! You just got to bring a lot of it!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[~wildangel~]

Can someone please tell me what were talking about so I dont have to scroll allll the way back http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[xV35ballx]

*into one of the walkie talkies that the Blonde Brigade just started using* Right now, I'm on the run in a tunnel that I fell through, because Dipy was chasing me in a pink Jeep to dip me in orange marmalade for having the wrong badge to stop Paul from selling permits. And Lack is trying to hire someone to take out an idiot in their office. (I think I've got the story line straight!!)

[paulgro]

X, keep running!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[xV35ballx]

*clips walkie talkie back on belt, starts running again* That time he sounded a lot closer. Hmm. *keeps running* I wonder where this pipe leads to. *jumps down it*

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Originally posted by paulgro:
Seeing that you're new here I can understand your misguided ways...Everyone knows that Coffee and Pizza will get you anywhere you want to go! You just got to bring a lot of it!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



Now would that be regular coffee from a can, fresh ground beans, or cappucino?
Thick or thin crust pizza? Toppings of preference? You're from NJ right? I'm kinda from there & my mom is from there but we don't do that "NY pizza" with the non-existent crust -- BLEAH!!

[Lis]

Cheesy crust *mmmmmmm* *drools* http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Idnew]

Just so's it looks like coffee and kinda tastes likes coffee and put the kitchen sink on the pizza will work lack.

*talks to ballx by walkie talkie* Ball hope your doing fine would love to help you but very busy, just wanted to warn you if you come across any pipes don't go in them as they lead to the sewer dump site....*splash, gurgle* ball????? ball????come in ball.....

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[paulgro]

I'm talking Pizza with a crust that will knock your socks off. Of course ground, instant coffee is coffee. None of that sissy stuff, capa whatever!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[xV35ballx]

*into walkie talkie, gasping for air* Thanks for the warning, but it's a little late. How do I get out of here? *starts slushing around, trying to find an exit*

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[~wildangel~]

lol at Dippy in pink jeep.
"Nice color Dipster...it fits you well http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif"

*eating Paulgros pizza...you know...........like usuall*

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[paulgro]

X, start swimming!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

Wild, save some for me!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Lis]

I'm a lil confused (you be quiet Paul http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif & :P) ....r u guys eating coffee flavoured pizza???? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif

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[xV35ballx]

Hmm. I wonder what this lever does. *ignores the red paint, and the sign saying to only pull in an emergency* Hey! This IS an emergency!!

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[paulgro]

X, don't do it!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif

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[xV35ballx]

*pulls the lever* Too late. Now what? Nothing's changed.

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[paulgro]

If you push the lever back up, 10,000 Rats will come falling from the ceiling!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif

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[Idnew]

*hears some gurgling* ballx if you read me I also forgot to tell you if you see a red handle that says pull in case of emergency...don't pull it cause it's a trap....it realeases a huge gator to get anybody trying to hide out in the sewer, but the trick is to push it back up and it will release some rats which may keep the gator occupied unless they get to you first. If you should encounter this after the fact of my message my advice would be to run like hell and see if you can find a ladder that will take you back to the top. Caution this ladder is very old and I'm not sure if it is wooden or steel. My guess would be it is a wooden one. Over and out..

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[Serendipity]

Wild, I only got a pink one so your sunburn doesn't look so bad... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[xV35ballx]

*pushes lever back up & talks into walkie talkie* Someone should have told me. Uhm, I really hope there's someone else down here, 'cause if not I'm in trouble! *clips walkie talkie back on belt* *looks around* *screams and starts running/swimming* Where's that ladder?!?!

[paulgro]

X, I can hear you down there. Make sure you don't trip on the ladder laying down on the sewer floor!!!

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[xV35ballx]

*trips* You mean that ladder? *gets up, starts running again*

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[paulgro]

Blonds!!!!!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif Keep running!!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Azrack]

Suddenly a mysterious figure jumps down to the blonds, smacks them around a bit, then disappears in cloud of smoke...

[Lis]

oh no they don't!!!! *runz after Azrack* no one slaps a blonde and gets away with it!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[paulgro]

Beginning to like this guy!!!!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[xV35ballx]

Hey, all that's fine and dandy guys since you're not running through sewage trying to escape a hungry 'gator. But I need some help here. Maybe some directions to the ladder or something. *sees shiny chain* Hmm. Strange that this is floating above all this sewage. I like it. *picks it up and tries to put it in a pocket* How long is this chain anyways? *keeps pulling it*

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[~wildangel~]

OK, ok Dippsterino! Now now now, you should know by now that i am yet to burn! *rubs sun tan lotion over Dippster!*
Now you will match the car http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

Now for you Mr.Azzzzz-whatever your name is! I may be blonde (make that natural, dark blonde, light highlights from the sun)but im not dumb, and NOBODY, I repeat NOBODY touches my face!

*chases Azz-dude till I catch him and toss him into the swmming pool!*

*giggles with all the girls*



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[Azrack]

I don't like getting wet...

[xV35ballx]

*into the walkie talkie* Can any of you girls hear me? Do any of you have a map of this place? Apparently that chain I so wisely pulled on for so long was a drain plug. Now I've gone down even more pipes, with all that sewage. And I have no idea where I am, or if that 'gator was able to follow me or not. *starts walking, trying to explore a little*

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[Idnew]

Calling ballx..come in. If your walking then your now in the desert where all the sewage winds up and gators don't like dry so you should see an oasis sooner or later. Hope it's not later as the chopter that checks the desert only goes around bout once a month. I figure some strange character will be joining you soon by the name of Azzzzz something that is being chased with an iron skillet by Lis and Wild.

Lis and Wild!!!Did you remember to get a permit for those iron skillets when their used for bopping over heads? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[xV35ballx]

*into walkie talkie* I don't mind people joining me, as long as y'all don't give them more help & advice than y'all have given me. I've got three questions though. Is Dip still driving that pink Jeep? And what happened to that marmelade? Is it still waiting for me? 'Cause if so, then I'm not going to return for a while. *takes off walking in random direction*

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[paulgro]

Don't walk, run

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[Azrack]

Hi ballx. How are you? Are you lost? I can show you the way for a price.

[xV35ballx]

That's alright. I think I'll continue to rely on the Brigade members to help me out. But I appreciate the offer.

[paulgro]

I guess you'll be lost forever then... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Azrack]

Yup.Enjoy the mold ballx!