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The Horseman
April 5th, 2002, 05:21 PM
I hereby decree that being Tom Cruise is illegal. On pain of death (I love that phrase)
Phreakmeister
April 6th, 2002, 09:26 AM
I just heard that Penelope Cruz dissed him http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif)))))) I so hope it's true. I hate that mofo for 1) being a Scientologist 2) having treated Nicole Kidman inhumanely

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Enforcer
April 7th, 2002, 11:06 AM
DIE!!! TOM CRUISE DIE!!!!!!!!!!



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SQUARE RULES!!!!!

WEIRD AL YANCOVIC RULES!!!

WHAT WOULD LIFE BE WITHOUT RPG's?????

RPG-LESS OF COURSE...WE CAN'T HAVE THAT...
Zany-J
April 7th, 2002, 11:51 AM
Horse. How would you kill him?
aclu14
April 7th, 2002, 09:05 PM
Guillotine, hanging, shooting, lethal injection, blowing up with a bomb, drowning, suffocating, Chinese water torture, electrocution.....

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Enforcer
April 8th, 2002, 03:37 AM
i like burying him alive

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SQUARE RULES!!!!!

WEIRD AL YANCOVIC RULES!!!

WHAT WOULD LIFE BE WITHOUT RPG's?????

RPG-LESS OF COURSE...WE CAN'T HAVE THAT...
Phreakmeister
April 8th, 2002, 06:46 AM
Invite him to shoot Mission: Impossible 3, and make something on the set go horribly wrong.

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Zany-J
April 8th, 2002, 12:59 PM
lol.

Am picking up some rather negative vibes here today people.
Enforcer
April 9th, 2002, 08:54 AM
well dont' pick em up, leave them for tom cruisehole

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SQUARE RULES!!!!!

WEIRD AL YANCOVIC RULES!!!

WHAT WOULD LIFE BE WITHOUT RPG's?????

RPG-LESS OF COURSE...WE CAN'T HAVE THAT...
Serendipity
April 9th, 2002, 05:53 PM
*Quickly puts down L. Ron Hubbard book*

Dipster's got his modding hat on...

Hm. Tom Cruise, eh? Ummm... can I suggest that you don't say anything to Tom Cruise here that you wouldn't say in a letter to him. You see, I don't think the illustrious Mr Cruise reads the Dumb Laws message board (this is the only, and much more serious, thing I have against him).
Idnew
April 10th, 2002, 09:20 AM
Straighten your hat Dip...it's a might crooked. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Now what's wrong with Tom Cruise? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gifLike with his bucks he even cares what you think.

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The Horseman
April 11th, 2002, 07:07 AM
Various replies -

Zany: I don't honestly know. I just like making all my laws 'on pain of death'. It sounds kinda cool.

Mmmmmm - either bury him alive like Enforcer says, or force him to watch endless repeats of 'Top Gun' and 'Days of Thunder' until his head explodes (nice thought!)

Otherwise, I think Aclu's covered most of it

Id: Top Gun
Days of Thunder
A few good men
Vanilla sky
Mission Impossible 2 (almost died of boredom watching that)
And many other movies which I would be only to happy to mention

(God help me, but I actually liked the original Mission: Impossible flick. I thought it had depth)

Dip: I would say all of this in a letter to him.