Masturbation

Can only use left hand.

[Lis]

hehe I dont think that achieves the same sensation?

i think both hands work great!

[Idnew]

uh well now I'm debating on leaving this topic.....but we'll see......so if you post a fake law then you must also tell us what the penality will be for not obeying that law.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good show, Dippy!! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!

[Enforcer]

Every time U masturbate... I kill a kitten...
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[aclu14]

You know what's morally wrong? Five million cats are euthanized each year, yet they feel the need to clone cats. Why can't they clone endangered tiger cubs or something?

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[bi-blonde]

I guess because they think cats are easily expendable

[Enforcer]

...I love this
Dumblaws is propably the only site where a subject that starts about masturbating with Ur left hand goes to talking about hat poeple think of cloning cats...LOL

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[Serendipity]

I was going to put my moderator's hat on and say: People, this topic is about masturbation, not kittens. Will you please keep to the topic! I know I started it with the kittens, but there was a link between that and masturbation, which is the topic. Cloning littens has nothing to do with the topic

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[weldordave]

How about cloning kittens that masterbate with their left paw?

[Serendipity]

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[Phreakmeister]

Is there no smilie of a kitten masturbating with the left paw? Wouldn't surprise me, looking at the number of smilies

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I could, but I don't wanna get in trouble with my pet cat, if I put him on the i-net... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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You're scaring me.....

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[aclu14]

That reminds me, Rock should make buddy icons for AIM too.

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[Lis]

*giggles* clever

[weldordave]

ROTFL Phreak! Want to hear aclu standing on the steps calling for her cat. "Here Sh1t kitty, kitty, kitty! Here Sh1t, that's a good Sh1t! You're my favorite little Sh1t kitty, aren't youuuuuuuu!

[Idnew]

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hee hee I love it! but no, I'm not going to name my cat after fecal matter. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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Originally posted by Serendipity
http://members.aol.com/johnk0/godkills.jpg back to the subject...
note to God:
cc: enforcer
i masterbaited hehe kill 2 kittens with 1 jerk :D

[little_army_babe]

Ok back to the original subject.....Shy the pushiment for not masturbating with your left hand would be you would have to undergo anal sex with the biggest vibrator you could find. Oh yeah and by the way save the kittens NO MORE MASTURBATION!!!

[Serendipity]

People, People! This is a FAMILY board! ;):D

[Dizbuster]

wouldn't you be out of luck if you lost your hand to a composting accident, or something like that?

Hmmm, very serious indeed!:rolleyes: :o :rolleyes:

[little_army_babe]

Sorry Serendipity! Please forgive me I got a little carried away.

But I'm still down with save the kittens!

[weldordave]

Well, at least save the kittens with the big left paws!

[~wildangel~]

:lol :lol :lol

[bread]

lemme guess...99% of the ppl that post a reply to this topic are male???????

:wave ;) :rolleyes: ;) :wave

[Enforcer]

I'd say more like 70%, but then again if you look on anything on the internet a larger part is male, women just don't do as much with computers...

[~wildangel~]

I am female, I think this subject and whole thread is just hillarious:lol

[Monkeyz]

I'm right handed, I can't masturbate with my left hand dammit! It's useless! :cry

[DV8]

quite messy but practice makes perfect Monkeyz. ;) **** [no pun intended] the kittens, go and do it for ur own sake!

and CC [or rather BC for underaged children]: Bread = Not only men masturbate. :p ;)

[little_army_babe]

I'm female and I won't tell you what I do and don't do it isn't anyones business!!!:D :D :D

[Serendipity]

Oh come come, L-A-B, just when it was getting interesting... :D;)

[aclu14]

Sick b@stards!

[weldordave]

Forgive aclu. She's a nun in training to be a CIA agent. No time for sex and worries that it may be unconstitutional!:lol

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[Sjax]

Get your teenage hormons in control, Enforcer:D

[little_army_babe]

I know it was getting good but minds will wonder if I don't tell!!

:lol :lol :lol

[Serendipity]

OK, L-A Babe, I shan't pry - but I have a lot of experience, a fertile imagination, and a tendency to suspect the worst... ;)

[little_army_babe]

Do what ever you want!!! I can't stop you now can I. Besides if you don't suspect the worst what would this world be coming to!:D :p

[Serendipity]

Don't you love it when you get that warm tingly feeling in your pleasure zone? :D:D

[kontulib]

Hahahaha!!! :lol :lol :lol
You guys are REALLY sick. How about masturbating by feets. Mixed masturbation and yoga :lol :lol :D Buahahaha!!!

[Serendipity]

...please, L-A Babe, think of the kittens...;):D

[little_army_babe]

I am thinking of the kittens. That's why it's so much fun to let minds wonder! I would also say that it's more than a warm tingley feeling!!!

kontulib sick should've been my middle name but they chose something else. I don't know about the yoga thing though!

[The Horseman]

You are all nuts

[Dizbuster]

Originally posted by The Horseman
You are all nuts


Probably from not enough sex,

Carry on, or off, as the case may be.
;) :D :eek: :rolleyes: :eek: :D ;)

[Idnew]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[The Horseman]

Originally posted by Dizbuster



Probably from not enough sex,

Carry on, or off, as the case may be.
;) :D :eek: :rolleyes: :eek: :D ;)

That does happen. The guy in Scary Movie went mad through lack of sex

[King Solomon]

I hate cats, I think I'll go in the bedroom and kill three or four tonight.

Oh, and if you can't use your left hand then try turning your right hand around, it's like somebody else is doing it to you :D

Or try both hands backward for the orgy effect ;)

[aclu14]

*raises eyebrows* save the kittens!!!

[The Horseman]

You learn something new everyday.....

[~wildangel~]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :(

[aclu14]

ughhh

[weldordave]

Out damn thread, out!:(

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