Dumb Crook!

[~wildangel~]

Listen to THIS!!!It's beyond DUMB!

In SAN FRANSISCO a (would be) bank robber recently cased 2 different banks. He even picked up a deposit slip at one of them.But his carefully planning robbery fell apart when he presented to the bank a holdup note-written on the"bank of america" deposit slip he'd picked up--to a teller at "Wells Fargo"!
LOL
"sorry this is a Bank of America slip, we can't honor this,why don't you try them, there just right down the street"(the teller said)
Off went the robber to try his LUCK at the other bank!
The teller called the cops who happily met the robber at the door and handcuffed him as he walked in the door!
Talk about dumb.... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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[paulgro]

I read that one awhile ago, probably the same place you did...

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[Idnew]

LOL http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif that is too funny and there are tons more of them

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[~wildangel~]

Originally posted by paulgro:
I read that one awhile ago, probably the same place you did...



LOL Paulgro I doubt it! I read it in "the GREAT BIG Bathroom Reader" lol
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My hubby got one for Christmas, there really cool and tell you all kinds of stuff...no I wasn't going to the bathroom when I read it!lol http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/redface.gif

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[paulgro]

I'll email you a url where you can get more of them if you want.

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[Lis]

Yeah I've read a couple....one about a guy who tried to outrun the cops in a steam roller at an average speed of 5km/h *lol*

and another one about a guy who tried to hold up a liquor store (if memory serves) drunk and told the guy at the counter to give him a bottle of scotch but the cashier said he needed to see some ID and so the robber showed him it *giggles*

silly stuff.....

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[paulgro]

There are some really dumb people out there!!

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Are you guys interested in a Dumb Criminals forum?

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[Idnew]

Jeff are you reading our minds? http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Why not?

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[paulgro]

I can give you material every night!

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[~wildangel~]

That would be cool Jeff!After all there are so many dumb criminals out there...like paulgro said "we'll be posting every night!"

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[Idnew]

Going up to maybe get Jeff's attention again. Seems he has a short attention span as most teens do. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[CBranski]

Originally posted by ~wildangel~:
That would be cool Jeff!After all there are so many dumb criminals out there...like paulgro said "we'll be posting every night!"




OK, a couple of tidbits from the files of the Milwaukee Police Dept. (And I'm proud to note that my own father was involved in taking down one of these dumb criminals http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif :

A would-be robber entered a fast-food joint and requested an employment application. On the front of the application, the robber listed his full name, address, telephone number, and brief work history. On th eback of the application, he wrote something to the effect of "This is a robbery, give me all the money." The manager read this, and promptly gave the contents of the till to the robber. The robber went promptly home where police were alreafy waiting for him.

Officers responded to a domestic violence complaint at a residence on the city's North Side. The female occupant allowed officers into the residence where she beagn to tell officers her side of the story. The enraged man than told the woman "***ch, if you say anymore, I'm gonna kick your a**!" He was of course promptly arrested. The man told officers later that he felt justified in saying those things because "It's my **** house!"

A ready source of material lives nearby...

[paulgro]

Say no more on this matter until we get our new forum!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[~wildangel~]

I can't beleive the guy put his REAL address on the back of the app. MORON http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

If we get a forum for this I think it will be a busy one http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Idnew]

Guess it's time to hit their emails again.

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[paulgro]

I know a site dedicated to these! New one every night!!

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[~wildangel~]

lol, send me the url if you want paul!Hopefully we wont be posting the same ones at the same time http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[paulgro]

You had your chance and you blew it! If we get the forum I'll need them all!!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[CBranski]

Originally posted by ~wildangel~:
I can't beleive the guy put his REAL address on the back of the app. MORON http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

If we get a forum for this I think it will be a busy one http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif




Yup, his real address, name, DOB, and phone number. One of the arresting officers actually called the moron's answering machine telling him to turn himself in if the police were not already waiting for him!

[Ada_Doom]

Then of course, there's the bank robber who told the clerk to put all the money in a paper bag. When she said she didn't have a paper bag, he said "Oh OK" and walked out empty handed....

[saint]

lol(:§


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[~wildangel~]

That crook HAD to have been from Compton!

[Ada_Doom]

Compton????

[~wildangel~]

Compton,CA! Smack dab in the middle of Los Angeles, the worst city besides South Central los Angeles, and ofcourse Harlem or Brooklyn New York!
Just trust me on this one Ada...don't ever go there http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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