Bozo Criminal for December 26, 2000

[paulgro]

Bozo criminal for today comes from Sioux Falls, South Dakota where a homeowner came home and caught Bozo Lewis
Anderson rummaging through his house. Our Bozo was so frightened by the homeowner that he jumped out of a second story
window. Miraculously, he was uninjured and was able to hop in his car and speed away. Unfortunately he sped right past a
patrolling police car, which gave chase. The Bozo then crashed into a light pole, but was again uninjured and took off on foot,
with the police in hot pursuit. Running down the street, our Bozo passed a couple of joggers. For reasons known only to the
Bozo, he told the joggers that he was running from the cops and they, too, began pursuing the Bozo. By now, our hapless Bozo
was beginning to run out of steam and was caught by the joggers who held him until the police caught up.

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[Idnew]

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[~wildangel~]

lol, thats funny http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Paulgro I thought I was gonna have to delete 2 posts because the titles were so much alike, so tomorrow don't go naming the rest bozo for that day and bozo for that day, its confusing, but that figures coming from you http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif
*wipes forhead*Being a moderater is a tough job http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Serendipity]

You do the dirty work, Wild, and I'll swab your forehead. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Man, this guy is lucky. The only thing that went wrong was he got caught, but the army could use a guy like that, surely?!

My thoughts exactly!

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[paulgro]

Originally posted by ~wildangel~:
lol, thats funny http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Paulgro I thought I was gonna have to delete 2 posts because the titles were so much alike, so tomorrow don't go naming the rest bozo for that day and bozo for that day, its confusing, but that figures coming from you http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif
*wipes forhead*Being a moderater is a tough job http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


That's the way they come! If you can't follow a date, I'll rename them... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif


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10,000 ways that won't work."

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[This message has been edited by ~wildangel~ (edited April 03, 2001).]

[Lis]

oh.....*rowrl*

*grinz* SO you can get by in life being very stupid....I'm so inspired http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif