paulgro
March 1st, 2001, 02:11 AM
(Best of Bozo) Thanks to several Bozo news hawks who pointed out this story in a recent Ann Landers column. From Salina,
Kansas comes the story of several plainclothes police officers who were at a residence conducting a search for illegal drugs.
Their task was tougher than they thought it would be. You see, they kept getting interrupted by all the walk up drug traffic and
phone calls from would be buyers. Finally, the cops called in reinforcements on the form of several officers who parked their
marked cars in front of the house. This still didn't stop the steady stream of would be Bozo drug buyers. Finally, the cops set up
an assembly line type operation where they let the Bozos in the front door, arrested them and led them out the back to be carted
off to jail.
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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."
Ferrets Place (http://pub20.ezboard.com/bferretscomputerstuff)
Kansas comes the story of several plainclothes police officers who were at a residence conducting a search for illegal drugs.
Their task was tougher than they thought it would be. You see, they kept getting interrupted by all the walk up drug traffic and
phone calls from would be buyers. Finally, the cops called in reinforcements on the form of several officers who parked their
marked cars in front of the house. This still didn't stop the steady stream of would be Bozo drug buyers. Finally, the cops set up
an assembly line type operation where they let the Bozos in the front door, arrested them and led them out the back to be carted
off to jail.
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"I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work."
Ferrets Place (http://pub20.ezboard.com/bferretscomputerstuff)