Truck Theft

[Idnew]

Got the local paper out of the mailbox today and this jumped out at me. Normally would read then toss, but because of this new forum.... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

A local 29yr old went to one of our dealerships to test drive a new truck. When him and the salesman got back he asked the salesman could he go show the truck to his mom. He left his drivers license with the dealership. The truck was almost out of gas so he went to a local convience store and filled it up with over $40.00 worth of gas then drove off without paying. The cashier called the law who in turn called the dealership after getting a description of the truck. The truck and the driver were sitting at a rest stop about 10 miles from here where he was arrested.

I can not believe some of these crooks even after reading about them.

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[~wildangel~]

Wow, what brains on that guy ha?!

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[Idnew]

Just found out my son knows him and says he's been getting in a lot of trouble lately.

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[Serendipity]

You couldn't make this stuff up!

[cleoeo]

So come on, Idnew, finish the report:
Did his Mom like the truck?
Questionable minds want to know.

[~wildangel~]

yea Id did she like the truck, lol!

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[theclarkone]

Couldn't the government buy some island then stick all of these dumb criminals there and call it Moronville(It could be like that movie No Escape I think it was called)

[theclarkone]

And they could do a reality type t.v. show there too and called Moronville and one of the catchphrases could be "I'm the smartest person in my city!" "But, that isn't saying much!"

[CBranski]

Or how's this for an idea? A couple of weeks ago, I caught a portion of a movie about the Robespierre administration which came into power soon after the French Revolution.

But anyway, a Paris official was brought before a rebel leader who looked at him, sneered and said "Put heem wi' zee peegs!" (Translation: Put him with the pigs!) Well, anyway, the guy was put into a pig pen, and the villagers would come by and throw rotten cabbage at his head and laugh while the pigs grunted. With me so far?

That's right, maybe we should put these morons in pigpens too! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/cool.gif Put the pens in the median strips of freeways leading into major cities, and drivers in rush hour traffic can entertain themselves by laughing at these people. (It's gotta be better than most drive-time morning radio shows.)

I kinda like the idea of Moronville, though. But unfortunately, most major cities have a Moronville already. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Idnew]

No I didn't make it up. Don't know if his mom liked it or not, but he's still in jail so guess she won't bail him out.

I like that moronville and the pig pen doesn't sound bad either. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Serendipity]

No, CB, think of all the rubberneck crashes there'd be! And revenge killings too, if you'd had a bad day at the office who would be able to resist taking a few of them out? I think they should be put in pens on the lawn outside the White House, with a big sign saying 'Education Reform Means More Of Us!'

[saint]

i like that idea but we would have to expand our white house poperty
to make a pin to fit all the idiots in the use
i have about one i can think of right now but as the week goes on i can get a few.
moronville sound good
they should have a test so they can releas some morons that r not really morons but having a bad day


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[Neppy]

Didn't the British Govt. try that Moronville thing a while back? Except I think they used a small continent. Though, if we put only the really dumb ones in charge, maybe they'd all try to get smarter. Of course, putting the stupid ones in charge may just confuse them into thinking they're back home. In other words....what was I talking about? LOL

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[This message has been edited by Neppy (edited March 15, 2001).]

[Ada_Doom]

http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/redface.gif methinks you mean penal colonies http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/redface.gif Sorry!

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[~wildangel~]

hmmmmm

[Serendipity]

Lis! How's your ancestors?! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif