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~wildangel~
March 27th, 2001, 06:24 PM
September,22, 1999:
Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dick Coleman for passing along today's story. From Santa Rosa, California comes the story of Bozo Lloyd Jacobsen who was burglarizing a house when he was surprised by the home's owner. As our bozo tried to make his getaway, the homeowner yelled for him to stop. When he didn't, she grabbed his sweatshirt and proceeded to call out for help. Our bozo quickly slipped out of the sweatshirt and headed for the door. The homeowner then grabbed his sweatpants and held on tight. The pants eventually came off, too, along with his shoes. The now naked bozo then ran to his bicycle (quite a getaway vehicle, huh?) and jumped on, pedaling furiously down the street. In the meantime, the cops received a call of a crazy naked guy riding a bicycle down a city street. Officers were dispatched and spotted a bicycle leaning up against a tree. And up in the tree was our naked bozo. The policed helped him down and arrested him.

Lmao! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
I can just see it now! Looking out my window and see some burglar taking off on a bicycle naked!

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cleoeo
March 27th, 2001, 09:08 PM
Lucky for him she didn't keep grabbing stuff and having it come off. He could have lost his . . . arm or something.

He climbed a tree?!?
paulgro
March 27th, 2001, 10:22 PM
I guess that says it all...

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Idnew
March 28th, 2001, 01:14 AM
ROTFLMAO http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Good one

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Lis
March 28th, 2001, 01:50 AM
Kinda makes ya want to make sure ya have a good tailor if you're in the burglaring business http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Ada_Doom
March 28th, 2001, 04:11 AM
Brave bloke to get on a bike starkers. Those saddles can be cruel!

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~wildangel~
March 29th, 2001, 08:47 PM
LOL Ada! Thats too funny...makes me rememeber a "grosser than gross" joke I was told long time ago...

whats grosser than gross?

falling off the empire state building!

whats grosser than that?

falling off the empire state building and landing on a bicycle with no seat!

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Ada_Doom
March 30th, 2001, 04:47 AM
OW owowowowowow ow Wild ow!

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~wildangel~
April 3rd, 2001, 05:12 PM
lol Ada! Heres the bozo criminal now:
http://angelfire.animfactory.com/animations/people_a_l/cops_robbers/robber_jail_mugshot_flash_md_wht.gif

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RockBottomDLux
April 10th, 2001, 10:32 AM
lol, thats great! id love to see that (or maybe not http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ) and then the empire state building with the bicycle, it would hurt more for us guys.....*thinks about it* oww, thats painful! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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