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June 6th, 2001, 05:59 PM
Wednesday, June 06, 2001
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Inmate applies to be state corrections head

News-Journal wire services

HELENA, Mont. -- Sherman P. Hawkins thinks his 28 years in the penal system -- all of it behind bars -- qualifies him to run the Montana Department of Corrections.

Gov. Judy Martz, who received his application letter, disagrees.

"You were not selected for a final interview," his rejection letter stated.

Hawkins, who is serving a life-plus-37-years sentence for murdering his first wife, noted on his resume that the matter of his incarceration would have to be resolved before he could get to work.

"I would be able to start my employment immediately following job offer, acceptance and order for parole," said Hawkins, who noted he has a master's degree in legal administration.

He argued that his prison time has given him invaluable insight into the strengths and weaknesses of the Montana State Prison, its staff and programs.

"I know how they have buried the bodies on mismanagement and waste for the past two decades," Hawkins said.

RayH
June 6th, 2001, 08:32 PM
Actually, the UNDERSHERIFF in San Francisco is a convicted murderer!

paulgro
June 7th, 2001, 01:03 AM
Sounds strange, he might be right for the job. I don't think i'd let him out though....

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Ada_Doom
June 7th, 2001, 03:50 AM
Could they set the office up in his cell? He probably wouldn't be worse than anyone else!

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~wildangel~
June 8th, 2001, 03:19 PM
Yea, as Ada said, just give him a desk IN his cell http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Idnew
June 8th, 2001, 05:23 PM
Let him just walk up and down in front of the cells with his pot belly and look to see if everybody is where they should be.

Guess he was bored when he applied

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