Bozo criminals strike again!~

[~wildangel~]

There are some days when you're better off to just stay in bed and that's the case for today's bozos from the International File. Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Miller Duncan for sending this one in from Rothsay, Scotland where three bozos were on their way to attempt to rob the local branch of the Bank of Scotland. Their problems began at the front door, which they had trouble negotiating. In a scene that sounds as though it should have come from an old Three Stooges episode, the three somehow managed to get themselves stuck in the revolving doors and had to be freed by bank staff. At this point they sheepishly left the building to regroup. They then entered the bank a second time, getting past the doors and going straight for the teller, who recognized them and just laughed when they demanded money. To show her he meant business, one of the bozos jumped onto the counter but slipped and fell to the floor, clutching his badly sprained ankle. Seeing that things were going downhill fast, the other two bozos headed for the door. Yes, that door. And yes, they got stuck in it again. And they succeeded in remaining stuck there until the police arrived.
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Isnt that too funny! Reminds me of the movie "Nothing to Lose" If anyone hasnt seen it you have to! It's a MUST SEE http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif
It's about a rich guy (Tim Robbins)that meets up with a poor guy(Martin Lawrence, and I wont tell you how they met up, thats the main part)
But they end up being very dumb criminals while on the road together!
! It's a MUST SEE http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[paulgro]

Some people just amaze you!! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Neppy]

I love this stuff.
I remember (speaking of across the pond) a caught-in-the-act type show that had a clip from a bank somewhere in England. This clip showed a guy walking in to the bank, demanding the money and then a bullet proof wall shoots up from the counter, concealing the staff and money. The robber then realizes he's not getting anything and runs for the door (the same door he walked through two minutes earlier). Slammed face first into it. Then kicks it and rams his shoulder against it. Then a little old lady walks up and pushes the door IN. He was trying to push out. Made for a great laugh. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[RayH]

Better these types of crooks, than the "smart" ones!

[Ada_Doom]

Oh Lord. And like to claim superior intellect for my nation.... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[~wildangel~]

Yea as Ray said, at least there not smart ones! We would be in alot more danger if we had smart criminals to worry about! Those are the deadliest kind! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif You know the kind that KNOW how to blow up things and rob places professionally!

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[Ada_Doom]

True. At least these chaps are only a danger to themselves.

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