Roast Somebody Thread

[Idnew]

Ok the rules will be simple. You have this thread only to insult or praise whoever you want and they can insult back or praise back but it has to be without using any foul language. Before the insults begin I am going to put a poll. If you do not want to participate or do not want to be roasted then don't put a mark by your name on the poll. Check your name if you want to participate. If I have left anybody off that wants to be included please just make a post saying yes as I can only make a 10 poll. If someone has left theirs blank then do not insult them or the post will be deleted. If anybody's feelings are going to get hurt then please don't participate in this thread. Let's try to make it fun if possible and taken in stride.

[Idnew]

P.S. If someone checks your name and it wasn't you that did it then tell me and all posts related to you will be deleted or pm me if you want your name removed.

[RosieWolf]

k sis, thing is about using a poll for this is.. that unless we vote, we have to look at the results page everytime we read the thread.. to see who wants to be roasted and who doesnt.. :(

better way would be to jes let whoever posts their permission here and do it that way, then u keep a 'log' of em.. otherwise, will be a pain in the arse..

[MJ_junkie86]

lol im not a wimp.
seems like all you guys are all mouth no trousers

MJ

[RosieWolf]

k mj, since u voted for urself.. i voted for ya too so i dont have to look on a diff page for the results everytime :)

but i likes ya, i aint gonna roast yas.. grinz

[MJ_junkie86]

i likes ya too babe :hi

MJ

[Idnew]

Ok I'll delete the poll and ya'll just say if you want to or not. Hmmm where is all our mouths at?

[Idnew]

Well I could only close it and not delete it so guess

MJ and Rosie so far are in

[sinecure]

Although, as you all know, I'm an incredibly sensitive and caring individual, and am SO easily hurt at the slightest whiff of disapproval... I guess I'm in. Even though I'm not sure what the "rules" are gonna be.

So.... how's this gonna be much different from what we've got going now?

Are you SURE you wanna start [and officially sanction] somethin' like this??
:question :smash

[Idnew]

Those that have nerves so far

MJ
Rosie
Sinecure



So.... how's this gonna be much different from what we've got going now? Well for one thing some of the insults are throwing the topic completly into a flame war and those posts that have nothing but insults in them will be deleted and just the topic posts will be left and the mods will delete the mods posts if they insult someone in a thread. So without using foul language in this thread you can insult those who have nerves to participate here. Let's just say this is a constructive critisim thread. What you like or don't like about a member.

For instance some of you insult MJ all the time because she likes Michael Jackson, but otherwise I find MJ has some good thoughts on the topics.

[MJ_junkie86]

Originally posted by sinecure
Although, as you all know, I'm an incredibly sensitive and caring individual, and am SO easily hurt at the slightest whiff of disapproval...

also a comedian

MJ

[Idnew]

Well it looks like some haven't read this thread or don't want to participate.

NOTICE!!! posts will be deleted or edited if they are strictly flame. So if you want to flame somebody then you better do it here.

[sinecure]

Originally posted by Idnew
So if you want to flame somebody then you better do it here.

That's the confusing part... We can only flame them HERE...and only IF they agreed to participate... right?

I mean... what's the big deal with ME stomping on some barely-literate doofus-speaking Limey who's in love with some self-appointed "King Of Pop" who's even WEIRDER than her? http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/yikes.sml.gif

This ain't gonna be much fun....


Especially when, in order to participate, I'll be forced to take her off my "ignore" list. http://www.kurts-smilies.de/no.gif

[RosieWolf]

LOL sin.. the point is u can dribble about mj to ur heart's content here.. instead of the other threads.. and no one will be offended.. specially mj :) she can make comments in the regular threads without having to wade thru all the bs first :)

this topic she can jes ignore.. grinz

[RockBottomDLux]

You guys can go ahead and roast me all you want. Cmon you knuckleheads, give it your best shot.

[Ateo]

I really don't know what this is all about but I checked my name anyway.

[Idnew]

:lol There you go sin and you did it in a funny way

These in so you can flame, critizize or praise anytime:

MJ
Rosie
Sinecure
tigsnort
RockBottomDLux

[ZenziC]

Bring it on

[MJ_junkie86]

Originally posted by sinecure
who's in love with some self-appointed "King Of Pop" who's even WEIRDER than her?

if the best you got is that michael jackson is weirder than me, then i laugh in your face old man!
i could have told you that! :lol :lol

MJ

[Idnew]

These in so you can flame, critizize or praise anytime:

Idnew
MJ
Rosie
Sinecure
tigsnort
RockBottomDLux
ZenziC

There you go MJ........battle is on.........for those who have agreed..........thought surly W1che would get in on this

[sinecure]

Originally posted by Idnew


....thought surly W1che would get in on this

Well... perhaps he's just TOO "surly" at the moment.

Surely you can understand that... :question

[sinecure]

Originally posted by MJ_junkie86
if the best you got is that michael jackson is weirder than me, then i laugh in your face old man!
i could have told you that! :lol :lol

MJ

Perhaps you missed [or simply didn't understand] the significance of "EVEN weirder than her..."

It figures. although I tried writing it in quasi-tortured English just for YOU.

"And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress."--- Basil Fawlty

[Idnew]

Why do you think MJ is weird? Is she weirder than Zen? Ok so like you never ever make a mistake on spelling. Smart butt.:wink

[RosieWolf]

Originally posted by Idnew
Ok so like you never ever make a mistake on spelling. Smart butt.:wink

LOL thot u knew sin best sis.. u know he's perfect.. never makes a mistake, has only the best intentions, noble opinions, and refuses to partake in bar fights.. laffin

sin, luv ya ta death dude, but u need to git laid so u'll liten up.. hahahha.. wanna borry wunche's girls?? giggle

[sinecure]

Originally posted by RosieWolf
LOL thot u knew sin best sis.. u know he's perfect.. never makes a mistake, has only the best intentions, noble opinions, and refuses to partake in bar fights.. laffin

sin, luv ya ta death dude, but u need to git laid so u'll liten up.. hahahha.. wanna borry wunche's girls?? giggle

Yeah, right... I guess the question is begged: "What can be expected from a person who has "!%!%!%!%!%!%" under their name? "git laid" seems to be your simple-minded and universal solution to everything.... but given your wide ["wide"... get it?:rolleyes] expertise in this regard, I'm not inclined to accept your offer, although I might be interested in discussing your free-enterprise business model.:question

While we're in an advice-giving mode here... on another thread you wrote:
MJ_junkie86
!%!%!%!%!%!%

Registered: May 2005
Location: bedford, UK
Posts: 189


hold up, am liberal about most things.
but i dont remember sayin that diciplining naughty kids was bad.
infact i agree kids should be diciplined.

hell, i was talking to someone, i think my boyfriend actually, the other day, and sayin that dicipline in schools should come back.

If YOU are a typical result, I'd suggest that the return of "education" in Brit schools might be more appropriate.

[MJ_junkie86]

Originally posted by sinecure


If YOU are a typical result, I'd suggest that the return of "education" in Brit schools might be more appropriate.

sin, sweetheart, have you ever BEEN to a british school? no i didnt think so. but i love the way you assume you know all about it.

Yeah, right... I guess the question is begged: "What can be expected from a person who has "!%!%!%!%!%!%" under their name? "git laid" seems to be your simple-minded and universal solution to everything.... but given your wide ["wide"... get it?:rolleyes] expertise in this regard, I'm not inclined to accept your offer, although I might be interested in discussing your free-enterprise business model.:question

While we're in an advice-giving mode here... on another thread you wrote:


i know your old sweetie, but i think you think that I wrote the post that rosie wrote.
see, you start talking about my name having "!%!%!%!%!%!%" under it, then you go on to something rosie said.
now anyone else would get an ear full, but seeing as it is you, and of course, we have to be a little more, shall we say, understanding, to the elder generations, i wont say a word.

oh sin, there is nothin wrong wit being weird, rather be slighty weird, than be like every other bugger out there.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/MJ_junkie86/demon06.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/MJ_junkie86/demon08.jpg

MJ

[Idnew]

OH MJ try to reduce that picture..........it's way too large. Or sis you do it for her and give me the link and I'll edit MJ's post with the new link. Now that's weird.

I have to pick on Rocky for a minute. Really not picking but just a statement. I think he needs to go into psycology or something cause he's way to smart sometimes.

[MJ_junkie86]

its ok, i can do it!
large pics, but funky and weird! ;) :)
came from the movie velvet goldmine, which is loosely based on the life of david bowie.

MJ

[MJ_junkie86]

done :)

MJ

[RosieWolf]

yah MJ Sin's post cornfuzzled me fer a min there.. then i realized he was really slamming u, jes had fergotten he'd started on me first.. laffin.. i was sittin here goin.. where in "blow it out ur kazoo" is the word fu%er?? LOL

as for my being 'wide'.. i aint wide as a barn door , and certainly not as wide as sin was before he got sick.. gee, jes cuz he loses a little weight, he lost his brains with it.. laffin

[MJ_junkie86]

rosie, i think he might mean wide as in a lot of experience with sex. lol, to be honest i have no idea what he was on about either.
i dont even think he does! :lol :lol

well, lets work this out, he said...
Yeah, right... I guess the question is begged: "What can be expected from a person who has "!%!%!%!%!%!%" under their name? "git laid" seems to be your simple-minded and universal solution to everything.... but given your wide ["wide"... get it?] expertise in this regard, I'm not inclined to accept your offer, although I might be interested in discussing your free-enterprise business model.

While we're in an advice-giving mode here... on another thread you wrote:

which implys hes talking to me, seeing as he started off with the "!%!%!%!%!%!%" bit and ended by commenting on another post of mine.
he has never seen my body, so wouldnt know whether am wide or not.
nor does he know about my sex life, so he obviously couldnt have been talking about that either.

i think hes just getting confused. maybe we should give him his hot chocolate and let him take a nap on the sofa for a while.
poor ole boy. :clueless

MJ

[Idnew]

:lol You go girl give Sin a run for his typing fingers:lol

[MJ_junkie86]

ah sorry sin, am only 30% weird!
the internet test says so hahaha
"You Are 30% Weird


Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself. "


http://www.blogthings.com/howweirdareyouquiz/
MJ

[Ateo]

I think DZ should start his own religion. He could be a great spiritual leader. "The answer lies previous".

"But Great Swami, where in the previous does it lie?"

"You must go back and search. It is there for you. The only obstacle between you and the answer is your lack of motivation. I have given you an abundance of words. The answers and proof lie within them, if you have the wherewithall to seek them."

"But others say there is nothing there; that the previous is empty of truth".

"They have been proven wrong. See previous."

"Yes, thank you Great Swami"

[RockBottomDLux]

Originally posted by Idnew
I have to pick on Rocky for a minute. Really not picking but just a statement. I think he needs to go into psycology or something cause he's way to smart sometimes.

Well s***. If that's the type of bashing I'm gonna get here, I might as well just ask all my friends what they think of me .. I'd get the same response! :wink

[Idnew]

Awwwwwww ya think?:lol