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Hamburglar
August 23rd, 2001, 10:06 AM
A soda theif died from trying to tip a free soda out of a soda machine. Suddenly the soda machine fell over on him when he tipped it.
Ha Ha Ha!!!
Serendipity
August 23rd, 2001, 02:35 PM
It's a bit mean to laugh, HB. It's not as if he's committed a murder or anything. Sure, we should all be prepared to take the consequences of our actions, but I can't say I approve of laughing at someone dying.
Hamburglar
August 23rd, 2001, 06:06 PM
I just think that it is funny that he died from a soda machine falling on him. Not because he died.
Serendipity
August 23rd, 2001, 07:03 PM
You might like this story then, despite the death toll:
A small dog jumped over a balcony from fifteen floors up. The dog landed on a passer-by, killing him. Someone else was watching this while crossing the street, and was so distracted he didn't see the bus coming, which duly splatted him. And someone else, and elderly gent, saw the whole thing from a park bench, and promptly had a fatal heart attack. This is a true story, I forget where and when it happened.
Hamburglar
August 23rd, 2001, 07:56 PM
Interesting chain of events. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif
Idnew
August 27th, 2001, 09:40 PM
http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif Think we already had the one about the coke machine and how it should have been bolted down didn't we Dip? WOW that was some kind of chain of events.
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Neppy
August 28th, 2001, 03:10 AM
You see! That's why I never go outside.
Geez, that's a lot of death to not be in a movie. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif
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~wildangel~
August 28th, 2001, 12:52 PM
its sad that he died, i mean all that for a coke??? He must have been really thirsty!
Dippy that is one amazing true story!!!
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Hamburglar
August 28th, 2001, 09:04 PM
Well' crap happens! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif
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