Lovemaking Tips For Seniors

[DustyBottoms]

Edit... Please move to joke thread (I'm drunkie-poo):lol

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors

1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

2. Set timer for 2 minutes,just in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand just in case you can't remember.

6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready just in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

[Idnew]

:lol Now don't be knocking us old folks. :wink

[sinecure]

As we age, our priorities change .

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes."Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went fishing.

:whistle

[metalripper666]

lol thank you sin, that helped dispell the unholy images i got in my head when i read the original post