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RosieWolf
December 9th, 2004, 08:04 AM
Shake the Snow Globe! (http://ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm)

remember this one? soooooo much fun and u get to hear them screaaaaaaaam.. lafffffffing

I like to imagine that ducky, zen, tig and a few others are inside and i am the rep that gits to shake some sense into them.. mwaaaaaaaaahahahhah.. lol

have a great day! :)

DustyBottoms
December 9th, 2004, 01:31 PM
:lol This is still fun!:lol

~wildangel~
December 20th, 2004, 05:08 PM
That IS cute, one of them told me to quit shakin:lol

RosieWolf
February 20th, 2005, 07:26 PM
Biotch-A$$hole Test (http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e)

board is down a month and all anyone can post in is politics? sheeeeeez.. get over it.. lol..

ok , click above link and then post ur results.. i'm 34%.. hehehe

hugggggglez and GBU

RosieWolf
February 20th, 2005, 07:31 PM
hahaha.. i redid it and now i'm 40%.. ooooops.. grin

RubberDucky
February 21st, 2005, 12:39 AM
good times :smash

oh btw i'm 12%

Idnew
February 23rd, 2005, 08:38 AM
I can tell you right now sis there is noway that you are higher than me. So stop lying to make yourself more.
:lol

I am 32%

You may think you are an a$$hole or a !!!!!, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.


(really that is pretty accurate)

aclu14
February 23rd, 2005, 08:06 PM
63%! Yes! Accompanied by a little picture of Howard Stern, no less.

RosieWolf
February 24th, 2005, 11:11 AM
Dodge Ball (http://www.mtbireland.com/dodge.html)

this is fun.. have only tried a few times and cant get away from them little suckers! lol..... good luck!


huggggglez and GBU

Phreakmeister
February 24th, 2005, 12:34 PM
13.516 is my maximum this time around. About half a year ago, I managed to get to just over 21 seconds.

Idnew
February 27th, 2005, 09:50 AM
7.69 seconds second try

RosieWolf
April 9th, 2005, 08:15 PM
Lap Dance (http://www.jimmcneill.com/dance.html)

hehehehehe

DustyBottoms
April 9th, 2005, 09:36 PM
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly. You can't take
your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)


First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the
second person. What position are you in?







Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you
are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second
person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much
time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?







Answer: If you answered that you are second to last,
then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you
overtake the LAST Person?




You're not very good at this! Are you?



Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your
head only.


Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add
another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer





Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.


Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today
is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the
last question right?




Fourth Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene,
3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?






Answer: Nunu?



NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again



Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a
toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he
successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase
is
done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair
of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?










He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

DustyBottoms
April 9th, 2005, 09:39 PM
:lol So true!

Idnew
April 10th, 2005, 12:54 AM
Haven't seen those in awhile and I still miss the math one:confused

metalripper666
April 12th, 2005, 01:05 PM
60%...that about covers it

:wave :wave

my fave q was the one about the times u laugh at other people's expenses and it asked if they were the best kind. lol

RosieWolf
April 13th, 2005, 10:17 PM
cant find the thread on the gal who was sued and cleared for the huge boobs that 'assaulted' a guy durin a dance.. but here is an update on her situation.. some people.. laffin

Updated: 2:05 p.m. ET March 7, 2005

MIAMI - A former stripper once cleared of battering a customer with her enormous breasts sold one of her silicone implants on eBay to the same company that recently bought a grilled cheese sandwich said to bear the image of the Virgin Mary.

Internet casino company GoldenPalace.com won the bid for the infamous implant at $16,766 Saturday, according to the eBay Web site and the seller, known professionally as Tawny Peaks. She advertised a 69-HH bra size before her implants were removed in 1999.

There was no word yet on what the on-line gambling company planned to do with the implant.

GBU

DustyBottoms
April 15th, 2005, 01:30 PM
This is both fun and educational

http://www.globalspec.com/trebuchet/
:luck

Idnew
April 17th, 2005, 09:28 AM
That was too much thinking for me so I got no place with it.:confused

DustyBottoms
May 9th, 2005, 03:27 PM
418 on my first try! :clap

http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf

Idnew
May 9th, 2005, 05:08 PM
That's pretty cool. I had to figure it out so won't count my first one, but on my second one I got 493 nah nah:lol

Sjax
May 9th, 2005, 05:26 PM
386 in my second try. I won't count my first one either. I thought you were supposed to hit the green thingies:eek :clap

Not bad for a EuroWeenie

ZenziC
May 9th, 2005, 09:02 PM
701..

It's way too easy then at 701 it gets a bit tricky, with a much narrower space to fly through.

RosieWolf
May 10th, 2005, 10:40 AM
Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.

got this in email, is pretty kewl :)


1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2



finally found my calculator and did this.. wow.. laffin.. have fun!

ZenziC
May 10th, 2005, 11:49 AM
that's quite cool.

DustyBottoms
May 10th, 2005, 01:05 PM
:lol :woof

Sjax
May 10th, 2005, 01:55 PM
Stupid danish eight digits phone numbers.
Cool trick...

RK.
May 17th, 2005, 09:50 PM
A little military humor from Kosovo. :clap

KOSOVO (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/kosovo.html)

DustyBottoms
May 17th, 2005, 10:04 PM
hi·lar·i·ous (hÄ_-lâr'Ä“-É™s, -lăr'-, hÄ«-)
adj.
Characterized by or causing great merriment.

:lol :lol :lol

sinecure
May 18th, 2005, 12:55 AM
EXCELLENT!!! Even the Beach Boys would be proud.

I wish there were published lyrics!

RockBottomDLux
May 18th, 2005, 04:22 AM
VERY well done. A+ all around.

Oh yea, a :clap :clap :clap for all our troops as well.

mtz23
May 18th, 2005, 03:13 PM
can we say...too much time on your hands? http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/biggrinbounce2.gif

Idnew
May 19th, 2005, 07:48 AM
That was wonderful and like sin wish their were lyrics. Glad to see them having fun in their spare time.

They should think about a singing career when they get out of service. I thought they were in the same league with the Beach Boys who I really enjoy listening to.

:clap

Idnew
May 19th, 2005, 08:01 AM
I found them

Kokomo" Based on the performance by The Beach Boys
"Kosovo" Parody by Billy Florio

Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go to)
Serbia, on the Aegean Sea

There's a place called Kosovo,
that's where you don't want to go
to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
People kicking you off your land
we'll be falling to the ground from a gun of a Serbian man
way down in Kosovo


Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
Down to Kosovo

If we get there fast, then we will die real slow
That's where you don't want to go
Way down to Kosovo
(Seriavjo, where I don't want to go)

We'll try not to be seen
try to escape the Serbians reach
If we don't get by they will kill the men in our family

After we lose the fight
We will all sleep longer than the night
we will all die
none of us will survive
way down in Kosovo

Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
down to Kosovo

If we get there fast we will die real slow
That's where we don't want to go
way down in Kosovo
(Herzegovina, I don't want to be there)


[Musical interlude]


Nobody wants to know this little place called Kosovo
But all the Serbians want to go and get rid of it all
yes that little Kosovo



Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
down to Kosovo

If we get there fast we will die real slow
That's where we don't want to go
way down in Kosovo


Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
down to Kosovo

If we get there fast we will die real slow
That's where we don't want to go
way down in Kosovo

Idnew
May 19th, 2005, 08:05 AM
Well here's another version. Would have to listen again and see which version they are singing on the video or there may be another version.

Bulgaria, Romania, I don't wanna take ya
Armenia, Moldova, I don't wanna go there
If you do, then see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
I won't go

In Yugoslavia
There's a place called Kosovo
That's where ya wanna go
If you're looking to get shot

Dead bodies on the hill
Serbian troops celebrate the kill
We'll be falling down dead
To the rhythm of machine gun fire
Down in Kosovo

Bulgaria, Romania, I don't wanna take ya
To Armenia, Moldova, I don't wanna go there
If you do, then see ya

I don't wanna take you down to Kosovo
We'll die there fast and then we'll rot real slow
No, we don't wanna go
Way down to Kosovo

Don't wanna get those bullets in my head

If you go with me
They'll use our guts in chemistry
Yes, they will if we defy
Those terrible killing machines

We'll see the white light
Which means that we have died
That fearful look in your eye
Will be my very final sight
Down in Kosovo

Bulgaria, Romania, I don't wanna take ya
To Armenia, Moldova, I don't wanna go there
If you do, then see ya

I don't wanna take you down to Kosovo
We'll die there fast and then we'll rot real slow
No, we don't wanna go
Way down to Kosovo

It isn't really safe for you and me

(Instrumental solo)

Everybody loathes
A little place like Kosovo
Now if you wanna go
And if you wanna die young
Go down to Kosovo

Bulgaria, Romania, I don't wanna take ya
To Armenia, Moldova, I don't wanna go there
If you do, then see ya

I don't wanna take you down to Kosovo
We'll die there fast and then we'll rot real slow
No, we don't want to go
Way down to Kosovo

(Repeat one more time)

RK.
May 19th, 2005, 03:47 PM
Actually neither of those lyrics are the ones on the vid I posted.

Idnew
May 19th, 2005, 04:02 PM
Well pooh. It fades in and out on me but I thought I heard Iraq in it and those two versions don't mention anything about Iraq.

DustyBottoms
May 21st, 2005, 09:40 PM
Kill Bin-Laden; this is kick-!!! fun !!!

Try not to hit the hostage, though ...

http://www.politesociety.com/binladenliquors_ol10%5B1%5D.swf

RosieWolf
May 22nd, 2005, 02:31 AM
weeee.. top score.. 72 kills.. missed 10.. unfortunately, had to wipe out 4 hostages .. oh well.. collateral damage.. lol.. high score of 61000 ;)

fun game!! grin.. can git a lot of frustration out there.. !! :lol

Idnew
June 8th, 2005, 08:46 AM
Take the test and Find Out (http://www.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/)

You Are 21 Years Old (I wish..........no I don't would have to start all over again):confused
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

RosieWolf
June 9th, 2005, 06:42 AM
You Are 23 Years Old

well, always thot so.. my mind is that young, just wish my body would revert to that age.. i was a fox at 23!! *g*

Xstcher
June 9th, 2005, 01:45 PM
I'm 29 ... I wish I were still that age!!!!!!! :wink

Idnew
June 9th, 2005, 08:01 PM
*sigh* forgot what 29 was like think I had 1 1/2 kids by then

mtz23
June 9th, 2005, 11:58 PM
31 :eek


http://www.acuraworld.com/forums/images/smilies/runaway.gif

sinecure
June 10th, 2005, 04:48 AM
35......:shock :dance

..... :think :end

Idnew
June 10th, 2005, 08:33 AM
MTZ I think you're the only one actually older than your real age aren't you?:question

Xstcher
June 10th, 2005, 03:18 PM
:wave
Yeah.. I was just squinting at that little picture there, thinking that you don't look 31!!!

Damn.. I wouldn't mind being 31 again either!!!!!!!! :cryloud :wink

mtz23
June 10th, 2005, 05:29 PM
yeah, I'm 24. I think that test ain't accurate. http://www.acuraworld.com/forums/images/smilies/thumbsdown.gif

RockBottomDLux
June 10th, 2005, 06:33 PM
Well I'm 21, I suppose. Can't really say I agree since I seem to act much more mature than a normal 19 year old would act. Oh well, I'm not in a hurry to get old anyway. :wink

dave404
June 10th, 2005, 07:21 PM
28.

Ooh, that would be nice. I still *feel* about 28, though, so maybe the test is right, in its way. Alas, in reality, there's a whole extra decade to account for.... not quite sure where it went...

Idnew
June 26th, 2005, 08:38 AM
Throw the paper in the wastebasket (http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html)

I'm not even going to tell you my first score. This will take some practice.

w1che
June 27th, 2005, 12:51 AM
Just shoot beer in the open mouths.. I just got 305 for high score but I'm not a gamer..

http://www.coolmen.ch/biergarten/biershooter.htm

RosieWolf
June 27th, 2005, 04:57 AM
i got 425 the first time and 755 the second time.. lol.. u get more points for hittin the animals with a shot.. and it takes away 25 pts if u miss a human :lol

lots of fun, thanks for finding it wunchie!

w1che
June 27th, 2005, 08:20 AM
Does it get much faster near the end or was that just me thinking that?

RosieWolf
June 27th, 2005, 11:14 AM
yep it gits faster :)

Idnew
June 27th, 2005, 02:33 PM
Yep it does and got on my nerves. My mouse didn't want to move as fast as the mouths did. :lol Have ya'll tried the one I posted on throwing balls of paper in the waste basket? It's getting on my nerves also.

mtz23
June 30th, 2005, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by Idnew
Throw the paper in the wastebasket (http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html)

I'm not even going to tell you my first score. This will take some practice. I can't get past 8. :smash

RosieWolf
June 30th, 2005, 08:54 AM
my high score was 9 :)

RockBottomDLux
June 30th, 2005, 09:19 PM
Got to 22 :wink

Idnew
July 1st, 2005, 06:47 AM
Can't seem to figure out how to dodge the fan. Think I'm -10 :lol

mtz23
July 6th, 2005, 03:59 AM
11 gettin better....

mtz23
July 6th, 2005, 04:04 AM
520 first try... 830 sencond try.

EDIT:930:wink

mtz23
July 6th, 2005, 04:14 AM
I retook the test and I'm still 31. How did I tack on 7 years?

Idnew
July 7th, 2005, 08:09 AM
This one is very hard. Think I'm -15 now:lol

RosieWolf
July 12th, 2005, 05:46 PM
Cute Baby Duke of Hazzard (http://www.2000greetings.com/mycard.htm?c=2675)

lol.. tooooooooooo cute :)

Idnew
July 12th, 2005, 09:03 PM
That was just too darn cute. Boy some people have no life to design stuff like that.:lol

mtz23
July 13th, 2005, 05:09 AM
wow...that was......um..... speshul.:confused

RosieWolf
July 14th, 2005, 12:12 AM
these pages are toooo cute :) have fun !

http://www.acme.com/heartmaker/

http://www.acme.com/licensemaker/

http://atom.smasher.org/error/

http://www.acme.com/labelmaker/

http://tombstone.dogcrap.net/tombstone.php

http://rosiewolf.com/EZboard/RosiePix/snideremark.jpg

http://rosiewolf.com/EZboard/RosiePix/tombstone.jpg

DustyBottoms
July 14th, 2005, 01:42 AM
Rosie, you are toooo cute :)

mtz23
July 14th, 2005, 06:52 AM
nice.

:wink

mtz23
July 20th, 2005, 05:53 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/mtz23/xp1.png

RosieWolf
July 26th, 2005, 07:25 AM
WHAT CREATURE WOULD U BE? (http://www.jokesandhumor.com/dbase/animal.cgi)

Results for Rosie
Your Animal is: Bumble Bee

You are a Bumble Bee! A beautiful insect that is good at working with teams and produces something many want: honey! A bumble bee commands great respect, and will respond to a bad situation with a quick sting! Bumble bees are serious and very wise!

http://rosiewolf.com/EZboard/res-bee.jpg

Idnew
July 26th, 2005, 07:29 AM
You better take that test over cause none of that fits you.


The link doesn't go anywhere and I don't know where to go look for whatever it is you got that from.

Idnew
July 26th, 2005, 07:41 AM
OK with some looking I found the test

What Animal are you? (http://www.jokesandhumor.com/tests/animal/)

Well it says:

Your Animal is: Bumble Bee

Now it fits me more than you. Ya reckon it's rigged for just bees?:lol

Serendipity
July 26th, 2005, 08:19 AM
Nope, I'm a unicorn.

http://www.jokesandhumor.com/tests/animal/res-unicorn.jpg

Some people think unicorns are a myth... You are one of the most rare animals. Less than 2 percent of people that take this test are the unicorn. Unicorns are good an almost everything they do, and are very well liked!

Nuff said. Even with the shoddy English.

RosieWolf
July 26th, 2005, 11:52 AM
well hell seems there is a time limit on editing my post.. so since that has expired.. here's the corrected link.. pffffft .. lol



Corrected Link to Animal Test (http://www.jokesandhumor.com/tests/animal/)

RosieWolf
July 26th, 2005, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Idnew
You better take that test over cause none of that fits you.



DOES TOO!!!! I'm very wise!! laffin

Idnew
July 26th, 2005, 06:01 PM
Give me one example? :cool You know I'm just picking on you doncha? Wellllllllll sorta kinda anyway.

I already put the right link ^^^^^^^now how wise was that for you to not see it? huh huh

RosieWolf
July 27th, 2005, 09:22 PM
HIllary in 2008 (http://www.michaelhodges.com/stuff/funny/2008cc1.swf)

not really political since its not a debate, just a good joke.. laffin

Idnew
July 27th, 2005, 09:58 PM
me and swf files don't get along so have no idea what u posted

RosieWolf
July 28th, 2005, 02:55 AM
install flashplayer and u could see them just fine :)

its a spoof movie about hillary running for office in 2008.. i'll convert it to an avi and u can watch it on media player if u want :)

DustyBottoms
July 28th, 2005, 03:34 AM
There is an alternative player available..

google "swift player" and download the free player.

I like it because I can now play swfs while not connected.



:cool

RosieWolf
July 29th, 2005, 10:59 AM
Shoot the Sheeps! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf)

this is fun!.. grin :)

MJ_junkie86
August 5th, 2005, 07:53 PM
Results for michelle

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Your Animal is: Unicorn
You are a Unicorn! Some people think unicorns are a myth... You are one of the most rare animals. Less than 2 percent of people that take this test are the unicorn. Unicorns are good an almost everything they do, and are very well liked!


humm, me and dip are in the 2%!

MJ

Idnew
August 6th, 2005, 07:43 AM
Now I know that test is a crock. Less than 2% are unicorns and looky looky we have the 2% right here.:lol

Serendipity
August 6th, 2005, 09:36 AM
Must admit, I reckon that test is a way to gather email addresses.

MJ_junkie86
August 6th, 2005, 05:59 PM
most likely everything out there like that is for collecting up email addys.

MJ

RosieWolf
August 9th, 2005, 10:02 PM
hahaha.. tigs u gotta try this!!.. the cat goes reallllly fast, so it aint easy to 'score'.. grin.. see how many pelicans u can 'bowl' over.. laffin

CAT'S HAIRBALL BOWLING (http://upchucky.com/games/hairball-bowling.html)

MJ_junkie86
August 10th, 2005, 06:27 PM
i scored 130!
on my last go i got 2 strikes!! :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/MJ_junkie86/bowlingscore.jpg

MJ

RockBottomDLux
August 16th, 2005, 12:51 PM
That's why you sign up a dud email address, silly! :smash

Oh, yea, I'm a unicorn.

Idnew
August 16th, 2005, 10:00 PM
Only 2% can't be no 3%:lol

DustyBottoms
August 17th, 2005, 01:44 AM
This is a kinda freaky clip. This guy films himself walking in the woods. When he stops you can just barely hear a wild coyote tracking him in the background. I still cant tell if they faked the coyote sounds or if this is real but either way its a pretty cool clip.


http://www.big-boys.com/articles/coyote1.html

mdev
August 25th, 2005, 11:52 PM
Only a few years off. I'm 36. Probably because they did not offer a real rock band or a real political answer for the questions.

"You Are 31 Years Old


30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!"

RosieWolf
September 1st, 2005, 08:15 AM
You have always longed for tenderness, love and a sensitivity of feeling into which you would like to blend. You are a very gentle warm person and responsive to 'All things bright and beautiful'. This personifies a caring person, a person who 'needs' and indeed 'needs to be needed'.

Of late, everything seems to be going so slowly - far slower than you anticipated - and this is causing you much anxiety and frustration. It would appear that there is little you can do about the series of events that now seem to be taking place. In spite of the fact that you feel like 'giving up' - don't. Take a deep breath and start over again and you will find that eventually the expression 'All's well that ends well' will have an extra special meaning for you.

You are prepared to establish a particular relationship that is being made available to you at this time. It could be a satisfactory liaison but there could be a certain amount of conflict involved -try to avoid direct confrontation at all costs.

Unacceptable restrictions have been forced upon you and this is resulting in severe frustration and stress. You are looking for independence and consequently you shy away from any restriction and avoid obligations of anything which might prove hampering. You are being subjected to considerable pressure and want to escape from it so that you can obtain what you need, but unfortunately at this particular moment in time you lack the necessary strength of purpose to succeed in this.

The tensions and stresses that you have experienced of late have been the result of trying to cope with conditions which are really beyond your capabilities. You feel completely inadequate to cope with the situation and you would like nothing better to escape from it all and to be able to relax in a problem and pressure free environment where you can do your thing.

yep.. this is me to a "T".. grin


WHAT IS UR COLOR MOOD? (http://www.colorgenics.com/sps/)

RosieWolf
September 1st, 2005, 08:24 AM
ok , since the 'how old are u really' didnt quite get it right.. here's one for the 'real' you.. laffin

Your Inner Child (http://quizilla.com/users/jsimner/quizzes/How%20Old%20is%20Your%20Inner%20Child%3F/)

My inner child is ten years old!

The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost in a good book, or giggling with my best friend, I live in a world apart, one full of adventure and wonder and other stuff adults don't understand.

RosieWolf
September 1st, 2005, 08:27 AM
ROFL.. ok u got me.. had seen that before but forgotten it.. laffin.. i think someone sent to me in an email a year or so ago.. :)

:smash :clap

metalripper666
September 6th, 2005, 10:40 AM
heheheheheeh....

My inner child is sixteen years old!



Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while adults might just accept that, I know something's gotta change. And it's gonna change, just as soon as I become an adult and get some power of my own.

Idnew
September 6th, 2005, 11:07 AM
That quiz is crazy.:wink Guess I gots no inner child left in me.

My inner child is forty-five years old!

I've never really liked children, not even when I was one. I want things neat, ordered, and adult--fine wine instead of french fries, pina coladas by the pool instead of beach sand between my toes. Now if only my fellow adults would stop acting like such, well, children!


There are only a few choices of how old you can be........1 yr, 6,10,16 or 45

metalripper666
September 8th, 2005, 10:48 AM
20...yep...:wave

Serendipity
September 15th, 2005, 08:03 PM
http://img133.exs.cx/img133/1028/lotrfrodo0ax.gif

RosieWolf
September 15th, 2005, 10:25 PM
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh that was a gas!!!!!!

Idnew
September 16th, 2005, 12:16 PM
:lol Shame on you dipster

Serendipity
September 16th, 2005, 03:11 PM
Shame on me? You misunderstand. As a longstanding Tolkien fan, I am outraged by this piece of "humour". So much so, I felt I should bring it to the attention of the board...:wink

Idnew
September 16th, 2005, 11:29 PM
:lol :lol :lol Right and we appreciate you bringing that to our attention:lol :lol :lol

Serendipity
September 21st, 2005, 12:22 PM
http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/12d8240ee7c0.gif

PlayCrackTheSky
September 22nd, 2005, 01:58 PM
Ninja wizards!

Much better then the first one....

Serendipity
September 22nd, 2005, 02:37 PM
C&p'ed from another board: it worked for me...
***************************
Try this, it works


DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST !
it takes less then a minute..... work this out as you read.Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out !!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate.( more than once but less then 10)





2. multiply this number by 2 ( just to be bold)





3. Add 5 ( for Sunday)





4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator..........





5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.........








if you haven't, add 1754.........





6 . Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.





You should have a three digit number.





The first digit of this was your origional number ( ie how many times you want to have chocolate each week )





The next two numbers are ...........


YOUR AGE ! ( Oh YES, it is !!!!!! )

This is the only year ( 2005) it will ever work, so spread it around while it lasts.

Idnew
September 22nd, 2005, 11:41 PM
I've got that in email. It's amazing. Don't know who figured it out but they don't have a whole lot to do.

Serendipity
September 23rd, 2005, 06:08 AM
A friend explained the maths to me, and it's fairly simple really. It just looks convoluted and complicated and you think HUH?

RosieWolf
October 3rd, 2005, 09:08 AM
FIND YOUR SUPERHERO (http://www.humorscope.com/hero.html)

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Golden Dancer
Secret Identity: Rosie Wolf
Special Power: Flight
Transportation: Quantum Bike
Weapon: Ion Cannon
Costume: Electric Skin
Sidekick: Jumpin' Jim
Nemesis: Jack the Ugly
Tragic Flaw: Fear of commitment
Favorite Food: Cheez Whiz

Idnew
October 3rd, 2005, 04:28 PM
http://www.humorscope.com/images/superheroes/lady_liberty_walking_md_wht.gif


Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Silver Dancer
Secret Identity: Idnew Wonderwoman
Special Power: Incredible Energy
Transportation: Turbo Chopper
Weapon: Ice Spear
Costume: Vinyl Evening Gown
Sidekick: Igor
Nemesis: Tim the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling
Favorite Food: Tacos


I also did my real name

Name: Barbarella
Secret Identity:
Special Power: Mystical Feet
Transportation: Alien Minivan
Weapon: Psychotronic Flare
Costume: Electric Skin
Sidekick: Bones
Nemesis: Melvin the Assassin
Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling
Favorite Food: Stroganoff

Favorite Food is Shrimp though and I do like Tacos

Idnew
October 3rd, 2005, 04:31 PM
This is Rosie's real one, Fits you better

http://www.humorscope.com/images/superheroes/female_robot_playing_chess_md_wht.gif

Name: Lady Flame
Secret Identity:
Special Power: Blazing Feet
Transportation: Quantum Scooter
Weapon: Ion Sling
Costume: Silk Cape
Sidekick: Black Dan
Nemesis: Jasmine the Sneaky
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
Favorite Food: Split Pea Soup

RosieWolf
October 3rd, 2005, 07:41 PM
ROFL... not even close.. i hate pea soup and my nose aint big.. lafffffin

Idnew
October 3rd, 2005, 08:02 PM
Well the other one also kinda fits you except for the fear of commitment.............ok ok I won't go there...............you sure you don't like split pea soup? You do eat weird things ya know.............ok ok I won't go there either............your nose ain't big? Time to throw out that carnival mirror and get a real one........ :lol No I have not been drinking........yet................:lol

RosieWolf
October 3rd, 2005, 08:04 PM
here's a great online haunted house for all the family to enjoy.. :)

Haunted House (http://www.halloweenishere.com/hhhouse2.html)

Idnew
October 3rd, 2005, 08:05 PM
Just reminds me. It's almost time for Halloween. Your already ready............now what can I wear? You know I'm just messing with you don't you?

Idnew
October 3rd, 2005, 08:08 PM
Have you seen my house lately? I don't need to go online. :lol A friend of mine has one of those old houses with rooms everywhere and we're going to try to decorate it real creepy. Actually it's already real creepy.

That site is too neat

RosieWolf
October 4th, 2005, 08:03 PM
u can make this as a soap dispenser like on the page, or a ketchup dispenser for all year long.. how kewl is that? :)

Halloween Fun (http://www.kathyross.com/monsterproj.html)

Idnew
October 5th, 2005, 09:55 AM
That's cool.

jstnomega
October 5th, 2005, 10:58 PM
Q: Why do French kids come home empty-handed on Halloween?

A: Because they trick & retreat.

RosieWolf
October 7th, 2005, 06:54 AM
LOL Just.. good one.. giggle

here's some more fun for yas! :)

http://www.quizmeme.com/jack-o-lantern/results/happy.gif

What is your halloween face? (http://www.quizmeme.com/jack-o-lantern/quiz.php)

Serendipity
October 8th, 2005, 10:15 PM
http://www.psypix.net/image/uploads/3c9345239d.jpg (http://www.angryalien.com/0704/alienbunnies.html)

Click on The Pic

Idnew
October 8th, 2005, 10:58 PM
That was............well it was.........hmmmm interesting:lol

RosieWolf
October 9th, 2005, 01:28 PM
LMAOOOOOO.. i liked that a lot better than the movie.. hahahha

good find! :)

aclu14
October 11th, 2005, 02:27 PM
And Rocky Horror Picture Show bunnies.... and Titanic bunnies.... and The Shining bunnies.... and a whole load of bunnies :clap

RubberDucky
October 11th, 2005, 02:55 PM
Name: Light Flame
Secret Identity: Leviance Torsin
Special Power: Kinetic Stick
Transportation: Alien Rollerblades
Weapon: Lightning Pistol
Costume: Golden Sport Coat
Sidekick: the Professor
Nemesis: Arnold the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
Favorite Food: Cheese

good times :)

RubberDucky
October 11th, 2005, 02:56 PM
WOW.

RockBottomDLux
October 12th, 2005, 03:22 AM
Name: Light Wolf
Secret Identity: ----- ----
Special Power: Kinetic Gaze
Transportation: Electric Submarine
Weapon: Graviton Lasso
Costume: Hardened Overalls
Sidekick: Bobo
Nemesis: Eric the Younger
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to corn dogs
Favorite Food: Pie

Not bad, not bad at all

Serendipity
October 14th, 2005, 09:59 AM
...Another adult one I'm afraid, but this is too good not to share:

Saddam R.P.S. (http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/flash/)

RosieWolf
October 14th, 2005, 10:01 AM
yep i posted that link a couple years ago.. i think it got lost in one of the board crashes :) i also changed it from powerpoint to reg flash and put it on my own site :)

http://rosiewolf.com/Saddam

Serendipity
October 14th, 2005, 10:39 AM
Ah, sorry I missed that Rosie. Ah well.

RosieWolf
October 14th, 2005, 11:55 AM
lol no biggie hon.. its still a good link and i lost it , so now i have it again :)

Idnew
October 14th, 2005, 11:59 AM
I've never seen that. It was funny.

RosieWolf
October 14th, 2005, 12:08 PM
u never saw it because u didnt have ms works which has the powerpoint player in it on ur computer when that link was first posted.. i fergit who posted it, was not long after they found him in that hole..

that's why i converted it from pps to flash.. and put it on one of my pages :)
glad u can see it now as powerpoint. :wave:dizzy:clueless:lame:smash:think:shock

lol.. luv these new smilies

Idnew
October 14th, 2005, 12:36 PM
I've had MS Works for 50 years on here(well maybe not that long), but I've never seen that posted on this board. Lay off the bottle :rolleyes

Sis I need a Halloween avator for here can you make me one? Maybe some for the board if you know where any are that I could add.

RosieWolf
October 14th, 2005, 08:12 PM
I've had MS Works for 50 years on here(well maybe not that long), but I've never seen that posted on this board. Lay off the bottle :rolleyes

Sis I need a Halloween avator for here can you make me one? Maybe some for the board if you know where any are that I could add.

call me a liar and then want a favor.. pfffffffffffffffffft.. laffin

i DID see the page posted here.. that's why i went there and grabbed it and made my own page out of it.. i sent the link to ya, and to su and when she saw it, she thot it was hilarious.. i even showed it to her on my puter since i had cable and it was faster to download..

ur the one needs to lay off the sauce.. LOL

btw.. has mom been to ur house this week?.. for the last 2 days she's been unplugging cords on my puter.. and she locked su out of the bedroom other nite.. she unplugged her fridge.. she keeps knocking things off my monitor when i'm taking a nap--and yes, the cat is outside, so i KNOW its her--.. she's very happy about something.. we called JH and he was very friendly and nice and said he'd just had a checkup on tuesday and all was fine.. tuesday is when mom started playin havoc with us.. sooooooo maybe.. he aint so fine after all?? *Grin*

Idnew
October 15th, 2005, 10:40 AM
She's happy because I plan on Baker Acting the both of you cause she's mad for ya'll calling him. I think your both nuts anyway and it's probably the g-kids messing around. :lol

Honestly I don't remember seeing that on here. Have you looked in the archives? Would it be titled the same thing with Saddam?

RosieWolf
October 15th, 2005, 12:38 PM
LOL.. she aint mad at us for callin him.. we didnt call till yest, she's been messing with us since tuesday :).. now she's quit.. laffin i think it's what she wanted us to do.. and as for su's fridge.. no one can get behind it to unplug it.. all the cabinets next to it, etc.. remember?.. no way a child could unplug it, takes a huge effort by a grownup!...

and the kids havent been over here at my place this week.. and for sure havent been behind my computer to unplug my modem and mic connections.. not even the cat had been behind it..

am tellin ya, it was mom.. having fun again. she was very happy about something, which is why we think jh's doc appt didnt turn out as well as he said it did.. either he wasnt told the problem, or he doesn't remember it.. he was too 'happy' sounding on the phone.. he's lost his mind .. i think mom wants me to have him baker acted.. she was givin me a push to do it..

as for the saddam thing, no i havent looked in the archives.. i know i got it from here, cuz its where i got the link to make my own page. i'm thinkin wunchie or someone posted it.. but was over a year ago, i cant remember.

Idnew
October 15th, 2005, 02:16 PM
Glad she's leaving me alone then and just picking on ya'll. Maybe the old coots getting ready to die off and go downstairs.

MJ_junkie86
October 15th, 2005, 03:44 PM
*back to original subject*
i love at the end when saddam puts the judge on his list lol

MJ

Serendipity
October 18th, 2005, 04:13 PM
Click Me (http://boreme.com/boreme/funny-2004/m_dog_skateboard-p1.php?fromrelated=1)

:rofl

Idnew
October 18th, 2005, 06:08 PM
They had him on Animal Planet the other night. That is just too neat.

sinecure
October 21st, 2005, 09:05 PM
Enter your birthdate with two digits for month and day, four for the year.

Speakers up!... [listen for the names they call you.]

My score [after a couple of practice tries] 23.8...

Play it here:

http://www.coorslight.com/iceswipe/

DustyBottoms
October 21st, 2005, 10:01 PM
26.3 :clap

RosieWolf
October 21st, 2005, 10:53 PM
ohhhhhh sin.. i'm gonna kill ya.. yep i am.. gonna sneak over in the broad daylite when u least expect me and make u tinkle ur shorts like u jes made me do!!!!!! LMAO

Idnew
October 22nd, 2005, 01:01 AM
Smirnoff for my wine cooler and COORS FOR ME BEER..... and I will write them and tell them that game sucks. Then again maybe I'll try it when I haven't drank so many of them

warforged
October 25th, 2005, 05:23 PM
that was funny







who am i? who are you? who are we?

RosieWolf
October 26th, 2005, 05:17 PM
this is adorable.. and a very talented puppeteer.. don't know 'where' this is, but the guy is good!.. :)

http://rosiewolf.com/EZboard/SKELETON.WMV

Idnew
October 26th, 2005, 06:11 PM
http://www.quizmeme.com/jack-o-lantern/results/grumpy.gif

DEAD ZONE
October 28th, 2005, 05:33 AM
http://www.quizmeme.com/jack-o-lantern/results/insane.gif

RosieWolf
October 29th, 2005, 01:37 AM
more fun links.. hehehehehehheeeeeeeee

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/death_sabotage.asp

u reallyyyyy gotta do the one above.. it gives u a very accurate date that ur gonna die.. based on how u answer the family health history questions.. giggle

and this one is cute... http://www.arseiam.com/fx/08.htm

Idnew
October 29th, 2005, 10:15 AM
You have much to much time on your hands. The eyes are cute. Won't do the age one cause I did it before and it's scary. I figure with my parents I only got about 15-20 years left and I would like to beat that so if your age is not very old that test will worry you:hang .

RosieWolf
October 29th, 2005, 11:15 AM
hahaha chicken sis.. i hadnt done that particular 'age' page before.. it really does have a shocking end.. laffin

the eyeballs are kewl.. i saved the tutorial, maybe i'll make my own wacky page.. one of these days when i'm really bored :)

btw, on another subj, found some more icon smilies for u, i'll convert em and put on ur page today sometime.. i'm keepin Ethan and right now he's napping, when he wakes up, taking him back to his mama and then i gotta go buy chicken and goat food and hay for the chicken house and mr nibbles' cage (my rabbit).. u need some eggs?.. i'm runnin outa room in the fridge.. come get a few doz will ya! :)

Idnew
October 30th, 2005, 01:23 PM
Ok I went to it. Funny, but I did do one once that wasn't funny.

Yeah if I think about it I'll tell TJ to swing by there and get some tomorrow.

mtz23
October 31st, 2005, 09:58 AM
haha...I've seen this somewhere else. All of them are pretty funny.

dave404
October 31st, 2005, 12:11 PM
Thanks, that was fun.

DustyBottoms
November 4th, 2005, 02:08 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/dustybottoms/Puzzle.gif

WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM? :clueless

MJ_junkie86
November 4th, 2005, 02:24 PM
oooh ive seen this b4 somewhere.
but i cant remember the answer

MJ

Idnew
November 4th, 2005, 04:28 PM
That made me :dizzy

Explanation of 13 Man (http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001258.html)

MJ_junkie86
November 4th, 2005, 05:02 PM
try again, page cannot be displayed

MJ

ZenziC
November 4th, 2005, 05:32 PM
Very interesting.

The link didn't work for me either but I went to google.

http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001258.html

very interesting

Also if you notice the first man in the first row (on your left) is missing the top of his head. and in the third row the second man (on your right) doesn't really have all his shoes.

But don't tell anyone it ruins the explanation!

Serendipity
November 4th, 2005, 10:17 PM
That's excellent! Cheers DB :)

dave404
November 5th, 2005, 08:23 AM
I didn't get it at first, 'cos I have animations turned off in Firefox, but Idnew's link made it clear. That's very clever! Thanks to both of ya!

RosieWolf
November 6th, 2005, 07:43 PM
some folks really do have too much time on their hands.. lol.. this is a great little site.. :)

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/172000/172844_pencil.swf

Idnew
November 7th, 2005, 12:52 AM
Yeah I told you that you did :lol

Idnew
November 9th, 2005, 07:12 PM
All great stuff in this thread in one easy location.

dave404
November 10th, 2005, 07:06 AM
Idnew, call me a sceptic, but I'm not entirely convinced that putting everything into one long thread makes it easier to find. It's a bit like taking all your junk and throwing into the "Oh my God" room, if you have one of those. Yes, it's all in there somewhere...

ZenziC
November 10th, 2005, 09:38 AM
I'll have to agree with Dave here, it is kind of confusing.

Idnew
November 10th, 2005, 09:49 AM
Well when the thread goes dead I'm combining them you can do a search of just the combined threads and like I said before when I put them in the archives they will scatter all over the place because I don't have indivudal forums in there.

So yes this will be the junk rooms. :lol You want it you got to dig for it and say I know it's in here somewhere. Kinda looks like some of my closets.

~wildangel~
March 1st, 2006, 11:54 AM
That is SWEET, i'll have to show Jesse