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sinecure
November 17th, 2005, 02:13 AM
They All Vote...

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.

He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it. Caution! These people Vote.
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff"... She ALSO votes!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . He ALSO votes!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . . She ALSO votes!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. . . My sister ALSO votes!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount... He ALSO votes!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned... My friend ALSO votes!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". . . SHE ALSO votes!

Enjoy the rest of your day

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DustyBottoms
November 17th, 2005, 12:06 PM
Almost too sad to be funny. Almost..:lol :lol

Idnew
November 18th, 2005, 12:39 AM
:lol ain't that the truth

Serendipity
November 18th, 2005, 08:26 AM
Does this explain why Bush is in the White House? :nah :lol :rofl

*ducks and runs*

ZenziC
November 18th, 2005, 09:06 AM
:lol Dip

yes

sinecure
November 18th, 2005, 11:26 AM
Does this explain why Bush is in the White House? :nah :lol :rofl

*ducks and runs*


It's only about half the explanation...

Zen/D.C. is the other half.

:whistle

RosieWolf
December 15th, 2005, 11:43 AM
Watch this until Sylvestor catches Tweety...(wait for it. It's worth it)... then scroll down...


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This was an idiot test. How long did you watch?

0-2 seconds - there's hope for you
2-5 seconds - having a bad day?
5-10 seconds - are you maybe just a slow reader?
10-20 seconds - remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of
20-30 seconds - it is recommended that you don't breed.
30 sec-1 min - you probably can't read this anyway. So why bother?
1-2 min - the equivalent of the average house plant
2-5 min - Good afternoon Mr Bush
5 min-1 hr - Dead people score in this range

1hr plus - congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot...

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Serendipity
December 15th, 2005, 12:15 PM
0-2 seconds.

DustyBottoms
December 15th, 2005, 12:44 PM
When is he going to catch that damn bird! :mad

RosieWolf
December 15th, 2005, 07:20 PM
When is he going to catch that damn bird! :mad

ROFLMAO.. u keep watchin him dusty.. he gets it eventually.. lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
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