Old Playground Threads

[Neppy]

I guess we need a place for the underlings to hang out. :D Just make yourself comfortable and don't mind the rats. If they so much as hear a frying pan being pulled from the cupboard they'll run for cover.

I'll be out back workin on my car. Just sceam if you see....er uh, need anything. ;)

[Enforcer]

* hangs out*

[Idnew]

The rat hole.......I mean subker shack has been rebuilt.........too bad there wasn't much improvement *hands the subkers some newspapers for the wallpaper*

[aclu14]

Ooo, I'll take that newspaper, the one with the picture of George Dubya. *draws a swastika on him forhead and the words heil hitler* *tapes it to her cardboard box*

[paulgro]

See we have a place to throw the garbage now. Where's the maid???:lol

[Neppy]

Paulgro, she's holdin wrenches for me out here. ;)

Could someone bring me another beer? I'm sweating like mad out here.

[Idnew]

yeah that's about what sub kers drink

maid hahahahahaha

see yall are having rat stew again :lol

[xV35ballx]

So what's wrong with rat stew? At least we use real rats. Right guys?

[weldordave]

Damn, wrong place! (Turns and walks out thinking "Who let all this riff-raff into the room!?")

[The Horseman]

Rat Stew with real rats! Where! Where! :D

[RubberDucky]

free drinks at my place for people with less than 1k posts :)


about time we set this up! no blackmail!

[aclu14]

*steals a martini and stirs it with a rat tail* ;) :cool

[RubberDucky]

rats = free, cheap, plentiful supply of FOOD!!! :) you think being poor doesn't have its perks


:p

[The Horseman]

Couldn't agree with you more Ducky. Hmmmm.....Rat Casserole with Rat dumplings and Rat milk yoghurt afterwards (it's quite amazing how many varieties of food you can make from Rat)

[aclu14]

Where did all my rats go?

[RockBottomDLux]

I think you better take a look in the penthouse if you want your rats back, aclu! :lol

[The Horseman]

Ummmm.....Well, I've been meaning to tell you Aclu, but it just kinda slipped my mind. I kinda ran out of my own rats, and I had this dinner party to organise, so I needed rats in a hurry and......

[xV35ballx]

Sorry Aclu! I didn't realize they were YOUR rats!

[aclu14]

Rats! I lost my rats! Now I have to invest in mice and gerbils. A bit more on the expensive side, but...

[The Horseman]

No! I will not eat the gerbils! I will not eat the gerbils!:D

[aclu14]

Save the Gerbils!

[The Horseman]

Hmmm. Gerbil pie, Gerbil omlette, Gerbil casserole, Gerbil-in-a-bun...

So many Gerbils, so little time

[Serendipity]

Boy, you guys have sooooo much to learn about petcare and nutrition.....

[aclu14]

hmmm *slurps up a gerbil/rat casserole* Hey Dips! You like beef?

[The Horseman]

Dips - oh come on. Like you can make food without using rodents! We're not that naive!:D

[RockBottomDLux]

Rat steaks on newspapers are at your places at the dinner tree stump.

[The Horseman]

Ah, bliss.....

[Serendipity]

How quaint...

[aclu14]

mmmm....rats.....

[The Horseman]

Has someone remembered to check the stump for cockroaches? We might need something for dessert

[aclu14]

*scoops up some cockroaches and puts them in the blender with some gutter water and ice* Roach smoothies, anyone?

[The Horseman]

One for me!

------

Little bit of both

[aclu14]

Gives new meaning to bug juice eh?

[The Horseman]

Yep:D . With Ice please Aclu

[aclu14]

*pours herself and Horse tall glasses of cockroach smoothies on the rocks* *clinks glasses* Cheers! *sips* A bit crunchy, don't ya think?

[The Horseman]

Yep, but crunchy just gives it that extra kick! *Clinks glasses together* Up the Irish!:clap

[aclu14]

*slurps down her cockroach smoothie* Mmmm, quite delicious, a bit bitter, I think, but yum.

[RockBottomDLux]

I made these rat steaks, and every one of you sub 3k'ers are gonna eat yours. Now GO!

[aclu14]

A bit tough...

[xV35ballx]

*has just arrived from the mansion & is covered in dust*

[The Horseman]

Rat steaks, cockroaches crunchies

What God have I pleased to deserve such a favour?:D

[aclu14]

Of course I'm a goddess...

[The Horseman]

Ah, that explains it all...:D

[RockBottomDLux]

Seeing the number of posts (besides Lis, I haven't seen her here since the switch) I think that myself should "look over" this wonderful place with the help of my queen, the second highest poster under 3k, aclu.

Any objections? (It doesn't matter, I'm the king :p ) Yes? No?

[aclu14]

*takes rock's hand and surveys the kingdom with him*

[The Horseman]

And what do their majesties want to see in their kingdom?:)

[aclu14]

Groveling, of course! :cool :D

[The Horseman]

Outrageously cheesy grovelling, or mildly respectful grovelling?:D

[RockBottomDLux]

Good! No objections. First, we need sticks. Aclu, go tell someone to get sticks. My seat will be that treestump. I need a chair before anyting can be done. :D

[aclu14]

Uhh...yeah! You there, go build us a throne!!! :lol @ herself

[RockBottomDLux]

I build the throne. I just need sticks. No peasent will double-cross me! :D

[xV35ballx]

I am at your service. Would you care for me to do some cleaning? Mopping? Or perhaps you would like me to dust for you?

[The Horseman]

Heaves and sighes loudly

Here they are your majesties. All the twigs in your kingdom

[RockBottomDLux]

xV35Ballx, you may take the easy job of putting down rat traps so we can have a steady food supply, for showing your loyalty first.
HorseMan, I thank you for these sticks. Here is some hay for you to munch on. You may eat at the dinner tree stump.

[aclu14]

No dust, please, this place is grimy enough.

[The Horseman]

Munches loudly, and mumbles thanks to their glorious majesties:D

[RockBottomDLux]

No cutting needed, my queen. Thy throne is finished. Now, I need to appoint some positions for certain tasks. Like cook, etc.

[The Horseman]

I know a lot of things that you can do with rodents and the like..

[RockBottomDLux]

Horseman is my official "meal suggester." Finish your hay and consider yourself an assistant.

Positions are open. If you don't request a position, you will be a hard labor worker. (What that means is that I brainwash you into bombarding the Mansion and not telling anything if you get caught.)

Who's ready to overthrow the tyrants?!?

[xV35ballx]

*starts laying the traps out* *thinks about her dust supply* *lays extra traps around the dust bottles* Hey, I can't let the rodents get into that! It's some powerful dust, not just the kind you can get from behind just any couch!

[The Horseman]

FORWARD THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION!!! (:D)

[RockBottomDLux]

Who wants to go out and find arrowheads? :D

[aclu14]

*observes the revolution*

[Lis]

Well, they've sent me back with their stingy 3000+ rule. With all the loopholes those mods come up with you'd think they were bloody lawyers or sumthin'.

*puts on her old chefs appron...okay, oil-stained hankerchief* Lets do some gormet rat marinated in...er...dirt, lightly fried and served on a plate of...um...grass...well, dead grass...okay it's fake dead grass...the budget was a bit tight this month.

DINNERS READY!!!!!

[The Horseman]

Wonders where he put his old school battering ram......

[RockBottomDLux]

Lis! Are you sure you want to be the cook? With you having higher posts then aclu and I, I'll give you the opportunity to choose your job.

[aclu14]

I broke a nail...

[RockBottomDLux]

Alright. Now I'm mad. WHERE HAVE ALL THE PEASANTS GONE!

[The Horseman]

I'm sorry sire, I was trying to find the necessary equipment to lay siege to the 3K+'s place. We only exist to serve:D

[ILENSER]

Sire, I bring nintyone swords for your use.

More at the ready if my lord needs.

[ILENSER]

AH! At last a battle! http://www.oneal.jackson-online.com/Ilenser_files/final041.gif

[ILENSER]

Battle or Beer?
Battle or Beer?
Beer or Battle?


BATTLE!

Then Beer!

[RockBottomDLux]

Good. And these swords are made out of oak wood. Good job ILENSER.

[ILENSER]

Thank You My Lord.

Battle Now??????

[Idnew]

OH good the slum kers have found something to occupy their useless selves.

[xV35ballx]

Would you care for some dust? I'm a very good duster & it may come in handy as a "smoke screen" durring battle.

[aclu14]

Battle? I need a royal seamstress...

[The Horseman]

*Takes on the post of summoner*

SUMMON THE ROYAL SEAMSTRESS!

[ILENSER]

Your ROYAL SEAMSTRESS, my Lady.

http://community.webshots.com/storage/1/v4/8/9/56/42580956JesjqL_ph.jpg

[The Horseman]

Steady on Illy, you need to be announced first (otherwise, I'm out of a job!:D )

'YOUR MAJESTY, THE ROYAL SEAMSTRESS!'

[aclu14]

*holds out her hand for Ilenser to kiss it* His Majesty and I need new robes.

[RockBottomDLux]

*whispers to Ilenser* I know they are tunics, but just tell her they're robes.

[ILENSER]

I know......but she can do wonders with needle and stuff...
she did her own hair.

[ILENSER]

You Know When Planing Started For This Battle it was Summer.
http://community.webshots.com/storage/1/v0/1/30/33/42613033pqqvxO_ph.jpg

[RockBottomDLux]

Make us the finest robes you can for 20 bucks a piece.

[Lis]

Right troops...I do believe the only way to infultrate the enemy is to do it from the inside....I was on my way after I posted 2000 and started to begin my plans for sabotage but they brutally rejected me with their 3000+ policy...so post like hell people!

...ahhhh bugger it, that'd take too much effort...lets just throw eggs at em :)

[The Horseman]

FETCH THE COMMANDER OF THE ROYAL ARTILLERY!:D

[ILENSER]

*in a sarcastic vioce*
Get weapons!
Get Seamstress!
Get Robes!
Get Eggs!
Now its Get ARTILLERY!

*stomps off mumbling to self*

[RockBottomDLux]

Ilenser, you may take one job. It's just that the rest of the peasents seem to be hiding.

[ILENSER]

A knght's work is never done.


Have'nt you heard of the never ending knight?:D

[RockBottomDLux]

If you enjoy having multiple jobs, then you may.

[The Horseman]

Honestly Illy, I really would be the commander of the artillery - but I'm a bloody bad shot:D

[xV35ballx]

My offer to use my dust to help y'all still stands. I'm sure y'all remember how much confusion it caused last time I used it.

[RockBottomDLux]

Sorry for ignoring you xV35Ballx. Yes, it would be great for you to share your dust. But first, we need a plan. A plan so that everyone will KNOW where to go amid the dust and confusion.
Where is my battle planner?

[The Horseman]

*Comes running into the room, exhausted through all the announcing that he's had to do*

I'm here my liege!:D

[xV35ballx]

:clap Yay!! :clap I'm gonna get to dust!! :clap Yay!! :clap *settles down as soon as the word "plan" is mentioned & listens intently to all discussion after that point*

[ILENSER]

*Returns with basket full of egg shells.*

Sorry My Lord, could not get eggs. Every time I picked up the egg it broke. Maybe I shouldn't wear steel gauntlets.

[The Horseman]

So what are your thoughts, oh great ones:D

[aclu14]

*trips Ilenser*

[ILENSER]

Whaaaaaaoooo!

CRASH! CRUNCH! RATTLE! CLUNK! BANG! PING! BONG! TINKLE!

I've Fallen And I Cant Get Up!

[aclu14]

*covers her mouth and quietly laughs*

[The Horseman]

*Pauses nervously. Dare he go and help Illy up?*

[ILENSER]

*Reaches sword, pushes bland in gruong with hilt up. reaches lance puhes tip in ground beside sword. Pulls self to upright sitting position.*

Whew! Could be worse, ....Could be raining.

[RockBottomDLux]

Here's a map of the place: *shows map*
VBall, you let out dust here, here, and here. These are key spots.
Horse, run through here, around here, and end up here. They will come out running out of their rooms. Knock them down, then spray them with this *hands horse a spray can*
Ilenser, follow Horse. After Horse has knocked them down and sprayed them, use your egg shell and glue mixture on them. I will pick you three up here.

[aclu14]

WHERE ARE MY NEW ROBES???!!

[The Horseman]

An excellent plan, oh great one

[RockBottomDLux]

Any other suggestions?

[ILENSER]

Mixing glue now. It would be eazier if wasn't wearing gauntlets.

* oh crap, I forgot the new robes were in the bottom of the basket......*

[ILENSER]

Any other suggestions?

[RockBottomDLux]

Spare me.

[aclu14]

Use a Risk board to plan your strategy.

[The Horseman]

I wanna be blue! I wanna be blue! :)

[ILENSER]

Mix is ready.

[aclu14]

*sets up the board*

[xV35ballx]

*is armed with dust & ready for battle*

[aclu14]

*starts directing*

XBall - you need to train a few other Special Dust Brigade members.
Ilenser - get more eggs.

[xV35ballx]

*gathers recruits & begins to train them in the fine art of dusting, using the practice dust of course, which is thinner than the traditional dust, thus allowing vision to remain*

[The Horseman]

What doest thou want me to do, oh great and mighty Aclu?

[ILENSER]

Eggs,,Right,My Lady...

*leaves gauntlets behind*

[RockBottomDLux]

Alright. It's time. Everyone, in the Flintstone's Mobile!

[The Horseman]

Yabba-Dabba-Doo!!!!!:D

[RubberDucky]

i'm confused :(

[The Horseman]

Why Ducky? We all jump in the Flintstone's mobile, and go off to attack the 3K+ers with our amazing dusting powers. What the problem?

[aclu14]

Horse can drive :)

[RockBottomDLux]

*points to the 3k mansion to look for attack post*

[aclu14]

The Elite Dusters should have Dust Goggles and huge tanks of dust.

[RockBottomDLux]

They know that, my queen.

[xV35ballx]

I'm one step ahead of you, your highness. *points to the car behind, to the armed & trained dusters*

[The Horseman]

They will never suspect us sires http://rockbottomdlux.freewebspace.com/smilies/Heh.gif

Your plan is brilliant

*Sticks feet through the bottom of the car, in preparation for the final attack order*

[RockBottomDLux]

You're a little behind Horseman. We're attacking now. :lol:lol

[RockBottomDLux]

*silence*

[aclu14]

CHARGE!!!

[RockBottomDLux]

We did that and our mission was successful. The kingdom now celebrates.

[aclu14]

*holds her hand out to the minions marching by*

[RockBottomDLux]

It's party time!

[aclu14]

*turns the stolen stereo on* Surround sound, yeah!

[The Horseman]

Life is good:D

[aclu14]

Look at all this cool stuff filched from the mansion.

[RockBottomDLux]

Filching was NOT part of the plan, but it's still good!

[xV35ballx]

*is still lost in the 3K+ mansion*

[The Horseman]

Should we mount a rescue mission for Xgrll? (I feel that someone should bring this up at least)

[RockBottomDLux]

Let's rescue her. (I'm a nice king :D )

[aclu14]

Who's in the search party?

[The Horseman]

*Strikes up a courageous posture*

I'll go. :D

[RockBottomDLux]

And if Ilenser ever gets out of the outhouse, he'll go too.

[The Horseman]

Can we have weapons sire, to combat Dips' industrial strength bad breath?

[ILENSER]

Ready, Sorry it took so long. It's hard getting in and out of armor.

[xV35ballx]

*is still lost in the mansion*

[The Horseman]

OK. Everyone ready?

[aclu14]

Looks like you're the only one going, Horse.

[ILENSER]

Aclu, go ahead and ignore me.

[aclu14]

Oh, hi ilenser, didnt see you come out of the bathroom. *turns away from illy and holds her nose*

[The Horseman]

Oh. Well, wish me luck then

[RockBottomDLux]

*kicks horseman* Ilenser is going too. Now shoo!

[ILENSER]

Wait up Horse, I cant run as fast as you. I'm still in armor.
whoa boy whoa.

[The Horseman]

Sorry Illy. Got a trifle overenthusiastic there.

*Thinks of something heroic to say. Can't think of anything, so decides to steal*

We're going out. We may be some time.

*Closes the door, and marches out with Illy towards the mansion*

[ILENSER]

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back by morning.

[The Horseman]

Well. Lets go kick some 3K posters arse

[ILENSER]

Xgirl here we come!
http://www.uselessgraphics.com/teuton2.gif http://www.uselessgraphics.com/teuton2.gif

[The Horseman]

D'you think we shoud have a chant?

[aclu14]

I always find whatever-the-names-of-the-witch's-guards-in-Wizard-of-Oz esque chants entertaining.

[The Horseman]

Not very threatening though

[ILENSER]

I dont care what you been told!

the 3K mansion's pretty old.

IDs the woman to know by name!

her castle looks very lame.

She has walls ten feet high!

we will stick em in her eye.

She has a moat one mile wide!

all the more for her to hide.

Sound off!

one two

[aclu14]

Sound off!
Three four

[The Horseman]

I like :D

[aclu14]

*marches with Illy*

[The Horseman]

OK, how about a plan. According to the Doring Kingsley beginner's guide to rescue missions, once we've got a chant, we need a plan

[aclu14]

How about Rescue Missions for Dummies?

[The Horseman]

Buying that one sorta implied something about us

[aclu14]

How about A Complete Idiot's Guide to Rescue Missions?

[xV35ballx]

*thinks: I'm doomed to spend the rest of my days in the walls of the 3K+ mansion*

[The Horseman]

No, it's ok Xgrll. We're working on it. We're working on it

(Aclu - see my last post)

[ILENSER]

Have no care ..Oh Lady fair
Be we fools .... We have the tools
To set you free.... You shall see
We must debate..... To set your fate
Give us time........To make this rhyme

[The Horseman]

You just da composing guy!

[aclu14]

How very nice
Hammy just dropped ice
On his toe
The poor schmo

[The Horseman]

You also da composing guy....person!

OK, cute, but we've got to go and rescue Xgrll

(You to can compose to your heart's contents when we get back)

[aclu14]

Of course Horse.

[The Horseman]

OK, plan.

Hmmmmmm.........

Any ideas anyone?

[RockBottomDLux]

I got one!! I got one!! I got one!! .....O wait, I just forgot.

[aclu14]

:lol

[xV35ballx]

:rolleyes: I guess I'd better start looking for an exit. *starts pushing on every brick while walking down the tunnel*

[The Horseman]

How about we all just charge madly at the Penthouse and hope for the best?

[Idnew]

Awwww I found the old shack .......yep still a slum

[RockBottomDLux]

Don't take my job Id!

[Idnew]

Ok I won't. Just wanted to see how it felt to dig in the garbage a bit. You go right ahead and keep the job.:lol

[Neppy]

Are you guys lettin this place go? Good, it's supposed to be a sh*thole. Hee hee hee.

[RockBottomDLux]

Looks we're doing a better job than you are, Neppy.

[Neppy]

Butthead.

:p

[aclu14]

Poo-poo

[Idnew]

At least ya'lls avators fit the dump :lol

[RockBottomDLux]

Mine's fit for royalty. :p

[Phreakmeister]

Speak for yourself, Idnew.

[~wildangel~]

Ok, i have decided to open a new bar and grill. We have a very sexy bar you can sit at and every drink you could possibly want! Also there is a grill out back on the big roomy patio with tons of meat grilling up for your eating pleasure! For vegtarians we even have veggie kabobs, juicy and fried just how you like it, so eat up!



Your waitress, Peggy will get you anything you need, just call on her! (if your not at the bar and at a table)
http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/ladyred.gif

Your Griller Zeke is always ready to fry up anything you want, because he does it all!










(searching for animated guy).................





































Oh well, i guess we are stuck with a real dude, ok here is Zeke: (I hope you don't mind...i hope Fredericks of Hollywood don't mind)
http://www.fredericks.com/images/0/01102a_86_itm_a_3300.jpg



Ok and here is the bar, and the bartender....err....Wally:

http://www.visitbloomington.com/newsite/cards/images/bar.jpg


Now i need 3 volunteers! One of you will play Peggy, one will play Zeke and one Wally! You will get the drinks if your Wally, serve the food if your Peggy, and grill the meats if your Zeke! Any volunteers!? (I'm the manager here and i'm hiring!)

[Sjax]

Well since this Zeke guy seems to be the spitting image of yours truly, I better volunteer for his role:wink :)

Will I be allowed to flirt with the costumers, and drink a beer once in a while?

[~wildangel~]

Woohoo! Ok...ZEKE! Geez, we need more customers, it's just so dead!

Heres to hoping you flirt!

http://www.displayit-info.com/food/images/drinks/2138.JPG

[King Solomon]

Since I don't drink I can be the "Designated Driver". That way I can drive the drunks home and roll'em for any money they have left in their pockets :toast

BTW, do we have a brass pole and dancing girls here :woof

[aclu14]

And I'm the spitting image of Wally. :wink

[King Solomon]

Say Ace, I think you have to be 21 to work in a bar :wink

[Sjax]

Cheers!
*drinks beer*
*Looks around after costumers to flirt with...*
*...Or serve food or beer to, for that matter*

[~wildangel~]

Ok King Sol is our designated driver!


Here he is! Call him King:


http://www.kmlager.com/albums/album09/driving_man.gif

Aclu, you make a great Wally:wink Spitting image!:lol

[King Solomon]

Hey Wally, is that Drunk Zone down at the end of the bar?


http://www.kmlager.com/albums/album09/pissed.jpg


He looks like he may have had a few to many, let's check his pockets.

[Idnew]

Ok I'll just be the first sexy customer and a lush at that:lol Now pour me a cold whatever you have .........is it Zeke I'm supposed to holler at? Zeke..................HEY ZEKE!!!!!!!!!!!! I need a double russian..............OHHHHHHHHHHHHH ZEKeyyyyyyyyy comere

[Sjax]

*Wakes up*
*Looks around, rather puzzled"
*Remembers where he is, and what he is there for*

Yes Ma'm? A double russian, coming right up.

*Goes down to wake up Wally*

[Idnew]

Where the heck is the owner of this joint anyway, think she needs to fire Wally

[Sjax]

*Is still just standing looking sheepish while waiting for Wally to wake up.*

[Idnew]

Is gittin bery drunk on her own bottle waitin fer walrus

[Sjax]

*Notices that Idnew is getting drunk, and takes up the chance to start flirting*
So, miss, you come here a lot? I am here all the time.

[aclu14]

Bleblehblehbl? Oh, sorry. Whadya want?

[Sjax]

A double russian for the stunning lady over there...
No, make it a triple... (since its our first costumer and all)

[aclu14]

*winks at Id* You got it, sugar.

[kontulib]

Saisinko nakit muusilla ja ison tuopin keskiolutta. (Teillä ei kuitenkaan myydä nelosolutta).

[King Solomon]

Originally posted by kontulib
Saisinko nakit muusilla ja ison tuopin keskiolutta. (Teillä ei kuitenkaan myydä nelosolutta).

The toilet is down the hall and the first door on the left. If you puke please clean up your mess :o :p *Boy, some people just can't hold their liquor * :rolleyes:

[aclu14]

You heard the man. Even if you didn't understand him.

[Idnew]

bout dern time but I not feelin no pain..........hi sugar you say you here all the time? hmmm maybe I will be too :wink who be that funny lookin feller over there that speak like he got snuff in his mouth?

Whars the mens room.........ooops I mean ladies room

[Sjax]

Oh, that's just K-lib. He comes here alot to use the bathroom. Just a minute.

:mad Hey, K-lib. Kan du så få røven ud af vores toilet, og kom hjem til din gravide kæreste, din fulde bums!:mad

The ladies room would be that door overthere. Mind the rats, and hurry back to me...:wink

[kontulib]

Originally posted by Sjax
Oh, that's just K-lib. He comes here alot to use the bathroom. Just a minute.

:mad Hey, K-lib. Kan du så få røven ud af vores toilet, og kom hjem til din gravide kæreste, din fulde bums!:mad

The ladies room would be that door overthere. Mind the rats, and hurry back to me...:wink

Mitä hemmettiä!!!

Ok. Jag går hem. Jag dricker bara en öl.

[~wildangel~]

The man has drank too much *hands Wally a beer to hand to Kontilub* "Yeah, could mean he needs another"

*looks around at resteraunt, sees stunningly beautiful lady sitting and slobbering...err...drinking her beer and waltzes over*

"Hello mam! *shakes hands* You are our first customer and as such, you get a free meal tonight, any of our more....delectible dishes on us!"

Smiling and walking away I nod at Zeke for doing such a great job (and for having that great ***) :p

I think this bar and grill is doing well *thinks of new advertisement* we just need some more customers!:wink

[kontulib]

Ok Sjax. You are too drunk.

I have no idea what you are mumbling when you are trying to talk swedish :p

[Idnew]

This american bar so plesh speaky the english if youse don't mind. Could use a bit of food though so what is this escargo stuff enyway? Right now could eat a snail or two.

[~wildangel~]

*goes to the garden and whips out the biggest snail she can find*

Here Wally, i think she wanted this;)


Ok, it's bar and grill, we don't serve snails:lol

BUT, we can cook up the best filet minon in all of CA from the best dairy cows in the US! Cornfed cows not injected ones!:wink

[Idnew]

Ooopsie wong bar......hows bout a grilled cheesy sandwich

[~wildangel~]

*smacks Wally upside his Wally*:p Well miss, I'LL get it for you, since the workers here seem to be BUSY!:p

*Makes the most delicious cheesy, toasted cheesy sandwhich ever and hands it to our lovely customer*

*hands her a pitcher of beer "and this madam is for being our only customer!":lol

[RockBottomDLux]

*barges in through the door with gun in hand*

Alright folks, this is a stick up!!!

[~wildangel~]

A stick up? OH AWESOME, something EXCITING is going on!:clap

[Idnew]

Well thanky pretty lady

Here Rock I'll share my sandwich with you for bringing some action in here:clap

[kontulib]

*K-lib comes out from bathroom with an Kalashnikov*

Come on Rock, make my day!

[aclu14]

Heyyy WHAT exactly is sticking up now junior???




:wink

[nickdv]

Hmmm.....from reading all these posts I think you people A) need to get a life and B)Take a break from the internet. And visit a real bar please.:wave

[~wildangel~]

NICK would you like a drink? *hands Nick the miserable one a drink*

Come on Nick, just have a drink and chat with us....*wink*


http://www.displayit-info.com/food/images/drinks/2138.JPG

[RockBottomDLux]

Actually, I just want a free drink. And maybe a hot waitress. :)

[~wildangel~]

Ok here you go Rock! :lol

http://www.mindspring.com/~jil/waitress.jpg

[aclu14]

Hey, kiddo, no screwin' around with Veronica over there. *wags finger at Rock*

[RockBottomDLux]

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were first. *moves next to aclu*

[DustyBottoms]

DustyBottoms (member of vice squad) moves in position to observe opposite RockBottom...:cool

[Serendipity]

*saunters in, late as usual*

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers!

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!

No, I have definitely not drunk enough tonight! Wild, a large noggin of the needful, if you please! :toast

[~wildangel~]

Oooh i like that sheep thing, i have to write that down and tell the kids, they will love that:p

noggin of the needful

Coming right up;)

Ok, i hope these glasses aren't too big for you guys! I don't want you guys getting too drunk, then big Bertha will have to wheel you all out in wheelchairs and toss you in a pile outside!

http://www.eveburge.com/Assets/conpics/adventure/drink.jpg

Big Bertha is ALWAYS waiting around for young drunk men, and well, if you finish THAT you will be drunk, and next to her, anyone is young!;)

[kontulib]

Can I have one pint of Koff lager beer, please?

Rocky´s pitiful robbery attempt don´t matter me because I have Kalashnikov and he haves only green toy gun.

[~wildangel~]

Wow, i don't know what that is, but here ya go!:lol

Wheres Wally when we need him? We need a beer expert in here!:question

http://learn.senecac.on.ca/~magakman/imageM59.JPG

[kontulib]

I think you find some info about Koff beer here: http://www.koff.fi/

[~wildangel~]

I looked for pictures but all i could find was pics of the barley:lol

I can MAKE it i suppose:lol

[King Solomon]

*King wakes up in a groggy stuppor and stumbles to his feet*

HEY!!! Who slipped the roofie into my Shirley Temple???:confused :mad

[kontulib]

Sjax! Tror du att Wildangel serverar mera öl till oss?

I klara verba, Sjax, du är berusad. :p

HEJ! Ta din händer bort från min jacka! Du tar inte min fickflaska! :mad

[Serendipity]

...HHHHAAAAAA!!!! (Like I just finished a long and well-needed drink :lol)

-*ahem*- Peter Piker peshed a pish of...

The sheeth's siksh sheet...

Thash better! :toast

[King Solomon]

Originally posted by kontulib
Sjax! Tror du att Wildangel serverar mera öl till oss?

I klara verba, Sjax, du är berusad. :p

HEJ! Ta din händer bort från min jacka! Du tar inte min fickflaska! :mad

If you're going to throw up please go outside :rolleyes:

[Serendipity]

Sh'funny, King Sholololomon... I undershtood him ferpickly! :lol

[kontulib]

Originally posted by King Solomon


If you're going to throw up please go outside :rolleyes:

I´m talking swedish to Sjax, just because I think he understands it better, allowing for how drunk he is.

[Sjax]

Originally posted by kontulib
Sjax! Tror du att Wildangel serverar mera öl till oss?

I klara verba, Sjax, du är berusad. :p

HEJ! Ta din händer bort från min jacka! Du tar inte min fickflaska! :mad
Selvfølgelig serverer hun mere for os, mand, jeg arbejder jo her.

Wow, I'm getting kind of drunk here. Nice place, this. I think I might have been here before.

Hmm...

Oh, right! I work here!

[RockBottomDLux]

*slaps hand on bar* Send another down this way for this lovely lady here!

[~wildangel~]

Lovely Lady, that be me! *snatches drink and downs it*

Pats Kontilub on the back "I think this guys choking!"


King Solololololo *poor Dippy!* Hands him a cold washcloth for his face*:eek:

[weldordave]

Dave brings crew in after work.**"Angel, heard of your new place. Congrats! Love the oak and brass decor. A pony keg and six glasses, please." nods to IDNEW "Wonder if she's got a cheerleader outfit" motions towards klib "You should 86 the drunk foreigner." back to Angel "You don't mind all the bikes out front, do ya?"