Do Not Put .....

[BeetleJuice]

....Hand In Toaster.

DUH!!!!!! What kinda MORN stuck his hand in a toaster that they had to put THIS warning on it?

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Don't worry. For every warning there's a jerk that did it...

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[Enforcer]

I always do it to get nice tanned hands....

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[amr]

Originally posted by paulgro:
Don't worry. For every warning there's a jerk that did it...



... and most likely tried to sue for it!

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Thats true, Paulgro, Amr http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/redface.gif! And I bet if we went to Dumb Lawsuits we would find a dumb lawsuit that proves it ACTUALLY happened!LOL http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Like the hot coffee Lawsuit! Talk about a dumb warning and a dumba$$.

Hmmmm, I didnt think coffee would be hot! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif

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[jettmotto]

not even if the pop tarts with foil gets stuck you still can't put your hand in there, are you sure???

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Well I wouldn't unless I unplugged it first.

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DARN! I LOVE sticking my hand in the t oaster http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/eek.gif

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[paulgro]

Yup, I'd say every dumb warning can about because of a stupid person doing something stupid and saying I can make myself rich from my stupidity and wins...

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[Phreakmeister]

One guy bought like a leg protector (what's the real English name for it?) for soccer. He wanted to be able to protect his legs from breaking during a match. However, during one soccer match he broke a leg. He sued the company that produced the leg protector, because "they didn't say you gotta wear in order to protect your leg from breaking".......... HOW IGNORANT CAN THIS MAN BE??????????????????????????

"Eeerrr yeah, I bought it, but noone told me I'd have to wear it...."

No, and you don't have to spray sunscreen over your body in order to protect you from UV-radiation. Just leave it in the bottle. And you don't have to wear the sunglasses. If you get blinded by the sun and cause a car accident, you can always sue the company that produced the sunglasses, for not having told you to wear it.

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[This message has been edited by Phreakmeister (edited April 11, 2002).]

[Enforcer]

hey, you can always try

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Phreak, you should put that in the Dumb Lawsuits forum! http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif That would be a good one, it's a lawsuit, and well....as dumb as can be http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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