Chainsaws

[The Horseman]

I can't confirm this, but a good friend once told me that he saw a chainsaw with the warning - and I quote -

DO NOT HOLD NEAR HEAD OR GENITALS

What is there to say?

**100TH POSTING TO DUMBLAWS!!!!!!**

[This message has been edited by The Horseman (edited April 16, 2002).]

[~wildangel~]

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[jettmotto]

huh, to be that stupid your head would have to be by your genetals:D

[DV8]

One of the amusing Dumb Warnings:
Various Computers


Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

http://www.hypocrites.com/pictures/signs/hitchhikers.jpg http://www.hypocrites.com/pictures/signs/purgatory.jpg http://www.hypocrites.com/pictures/signs/arkansa_bill.jpg http://www.hypocrites.com/pictures/signs/road_sign.jpg

[little_army_babe]

I have to say that that warning is meant for people like my step-father and his friend who love to get so drunk that they don't know their *sses from a hole in the ground. It may seem really dumb but I do understand it in some ways.

[Idnew]

Good ones DV

[Satchmo22]

:( America is one hell of a country to begin with but if your not smart enough to no that a chainsaw is not a toy, well them i dunno what our futre will hold.

[~wildangel~]

Originally posted by Satchmo22
:( America is one hell of a country to begin with but if your not smart enough to no that a chainsaw is not a toy, well them i dunno what our futre will hold.
How do you know (yes, it's spelled "know" not "no") that the warning on the chainsaw only pertains to America?