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Why, when I go to open a box of cereal, crackers, or whatever, it tells me to "open here"? Why can't I open it over there or under there, in the bathroom, at the zoo?

-George Carlin

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[Enforcer]

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST ****ING THING I EVER HEARD

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WEIRD AL YANCOVIC RULES!!!

WHAT WOULD LIFE BE WITHOUT RPG's?????

RPG-LESS OF COURSE...WE CAN'T HAVE THAT...

[~wildangel~]

LOL http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I usually end up opening it upside down anyway http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Phreakmeister]

Talking about upside down:
American Airlines once had like this vomiting bag, for people becoming sick on board airplanes. Nothing wrong with that. However, the "manual" for it was printed upside down. In order to read the manual, you had to turn the vomit-bag upside down. Most people only needed the vomit-bag after use, coz they knew how to use it, but not what to do with it after having used it. You try turning a full bag of vomit upside down............

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R.I.P. Rafael
(July 26, 1983 - April 15th, 2002)

[Sjax]

Thats disgusting.

btw, Phreak, just out of curiousity, who were Rafael?

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[Zany-J]

Phreak, that's scary. You seem to know an awful lot about vomit bags!

[Phreakmeister]

Rafael is the name of one of my bestest friends. He died in a car crash last week, and this is kinda like a tribute to him. The dates below are the dates when he was born and when he died.

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R.I.P. Rafael
(July 26, 1983 - April 15th, 2002)

[This message has been edited by Phreakmeister (edited April 24, 2002).]

[Sjax]

Sorry to hear that, man.
My condolences http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif

[weldordave]

Sorry, Phreak.
Take care.

[~wildangel~]

Sorry to hear about your friend Phreak.. http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/frown.gif

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[Phreakmeister]

Thnx 4 the support http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/3dlil/ugh.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/3dlil/cry.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/corky/smilies26.gif http://216.40.241.68/contrib/edoom/puppy_dog_eyes.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/sad/wzbigcry.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/sad/smily77.gif http://216.40.241.68/otn/sad/sulkoff.gif

[DV8]

*hands Phreak a tissue, maybe several.
*pats shoulder. Hey you know, ur g/f's cute. How was Rome NEways, always wanted to visit.

[Phreakmeister]

I know :) *sigh*http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/love/smlove2.gif

Rome was great. We got blessed by the pope himself :) (seriously)

[DV8]

*whistles.*

Oh. INVU. :p

[bi-blonde]

Originally posted by Phreakmeister
Talking about upside down:
American Airlines once had like this vomiting bag, for people becoming sick on board airplanes. Nothing wrong with that. However, the "manual" for it was printed upside down. In order to read the manual, you had to turn the vomit-bag upside down. Most people only needed the vomit-bag after use, coz they knew how to use it, but not what to do with it after having used it. You try turning a full bag of vomit upside down............

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R.I.P. Rafael
(July 26, 1983 - April 15th, 2002)

Maybe cause when you're puking in it, you're reading it right side up. When you're just reading it to read it, of course it's gonna be upside down. Make sense? :D

[DV8]

Dont you read vomit bags' instuctions everytime you board a plane?:confused:

I know I do.

[Lis]

Oh c'mon people surely it's a logiacl process, open bag, throw up, close bag...cry...open bag, wonder what you ate for lunch, close bag, cry again, throw bag out (unless you're still unsure of that lunch issue)....everyone feeling okay so far? :)

[Phreakmeister]

Originally posted by Lis
Oh c'mon people surely it's a logiacl process, open bag, throw up, close bag...cry...open bag, wonder what you ate for lunch, close bag, cry again, throw bag out (unless you're still unsure of that lunch issue)....everyone feeling okay so far? :)

Throw bag out????? Out of what???????? Out of a plane???????????????????????????