3 word story

[RubberDucky]

okay time to start repopulizing this forum :)

John went walking...

[Neppy]

up the stream.....

:D :D :D

[RubberDucky]

to his brothel

[Jeff]

with a monkey....

[~wildangel~]

Wearing spiked heels
:eek: :eek:

[bi-blonde]

and rubber pants

[paulgro]

but couldn't dance...

[aclu14]

...the Pelvic Thrust...

[RubberDucky]

because the odor

[Idnew]

was so unbearable

[aclu14]

from the garbage

[RubberDucky]

in the sink

[little_army_babe]

So he started:confused: :confused: :confused:

[paulgro]

to just stink...

[Idnew]

and didn't care

[aclu14]

so he called

[Neppy]

his dentist friend....

[RubberDucky]

about his piska

[~wildangel~]

that blew up :eek:

[Idnew]

in his face

[xV35ballx]

dirtying his clothes

[~wildangel~]

Popping the seams

[RubberDucky]

around his piska

[Neppy]

and shredding his...

:D :D

[~wildangel~]

tighty whities and

[RubberDucky]

damaging his piska.

[Idnew]

which was very

[Neppy]

very piska-ish

:p :D :p :D

[~wildangel~]

and smelled of :eek:

[DV8]

digested peanut butter

[~wildangel~]

that looked like

[Idnew]

Well you know....

[DV8]

delicious and nutritious

[Idnew]

peanutbutter and jelly

[~wildangel~]

full of goodness

[Enforcer]

but tasted disgusting

[Idnew]

*wb enforcer*


because of nuts

[aclu14]

and a hotdog

*new smilies! yay!

:lol :wave :clap :cry ;) :o :( :mad

[~wildangel~]

:wave Hiya Enforcer :wave

[Serendipity]

and some fries

[paulgro]

plus apple pie

[DV8]

Anyway...

John met Bob

[aclu14]

who hada piska

[Enforcer]

And then came

[Idnew]

a silly monkey

[Enforcer]

with three tails
(what am I saying?????)

[Idnew]

and a banana

[~wildangel~]

that stenched of :(

[Enforcer]

something very stinky

[kontulib]

and cut his...

[DV8]

tongue in half

[xV35ballx]

Now he has

[Enforcer]

two half tongues (do you play harvest moon, DV8?)

[DV8]

bit like snakes (harvest moon, as in the Game Boy stuff? my friend used to, are you refering to the cow?)

[RubberDucky]

who like to

[~wildangel~]

cut off jeans.;)

[RockBottomDLux]

Jeans are yummy! ;)

[aclu14]

So are t-shirts

:lol :cool

[Idnew]

for the tummy

[Monkeyz]

then he pissed...

[xV35ballx]

on to the

[kontulib]

Originally posted by xV35ballx
on to the

****ing **** machine

[Idnew]

uh huh no cusssing allowed

which then became

[aclu14]

an apple pie

[kontulib]

watching his eyes

[RubberDucky]

peer so sly

[RockBottomDLux]

beer so sly?

[~wildangel~]

We wonder why...

[little_army_babe]

all this happened

[kontulib]

to my grandpa

[aclu14]

Who's named Bob :lol

[RockBottomDLux]

who likes to

(lol aclu, i like your title)

[aclu14]

piss on piskas

(thank you rock :D )

[DV8]

but definately favours...

[RockBottomDLux]

The Smilie King :D

[~wildangel~]

With crooked crown:D

[aclu14]

and Smilie Queen

:p

[DV8]

who really loves

[aclu14]

let me guess!

[little_army_babe]

All this happened

[RockBottomDLux]

in a dream

[DV8]

where angels kill

[RockBottomDLux]

and devils pray

[aclu14]

and icemen walk

[kontulib]

with MyEmail.com to

[RockBottomDLux]

a different board

[aclu14]

with Brother Bluto

[BrotherBluto17]

and ACLU's corpse.

[kontulib]

Then Bluto shows

[RockBottomDLux]

his TRUE side

[BrotherBluto17]

by whipping himself

[xV35ballx]

In to shape

[BrotherBluto17]

with ACLU's arm.

[aclu14]

And an axe

[Hamburglar]

*lots of cracks*

[DV8]

till Spiderman comes

[RockBottomDLux]

with his friend

[ILENSER]

at summers end

[RockBottomDLux]

Mr. T's favorite

[ILENSER]

fool is about

[RockBottomDLux]

the 100th reply

[aclu14]

Which is useless

[ILENSER]

but can be

[Lis]

Rather momentous for...

[~wildangel~]

WOAHHHHHH, woahhhh, whats going on around here!

BrotherPluto!? Aclu's Corpse??? We don't say things like that around here so you better just get on! If you wanna talk smack, go talk it somewhere else! We don't need miserable people in here, theres people like you enough in our miserable daily lives, you should go!

I dont mod this forum but...
lets keep it cheery, please...if you dont like someone on the board go argue elsewhere, remember there are others on the board that dont want to be involved in the misery!

[RockBottomDLux]

*sudden cold silence*

[ILENSER]

that never ends

[~wildangel~]

and is happy

[aclu14]

cuzI not dead!

[RubberDucky]

i am dead :(

[RockBottomDLux]

were you fed?

[aclu14]

hit your head?

[~wildangel~]

on the headboard?

[RockBottomDLux]

are you bored?

[aclu14]

Are you sad?

[RockBottomDLux]

Ah, who cares?

[ILENSER]

If someone stares

[bi-blonde]

rip a fart

[aclu14]

you stupid tart

[ILENSER]

that was smart

[RockBottomDLux]

smart to fart?

[ILENSER]

Sam I am

[aclu14]

Walk the walk

[kontulib]

kröhöm

[RockBottomDLux]

Going in Circles

[aclu14]

Target commercials

[ILENSER]

here comes Erkel

[DV8]

playing his tunes

[~wildangel~]

ripping his pants

[ILENSER]

making him prance

[~wildangel~]

and dance awayyyy

:clap

[aclu14]

*does ahappy dance*

[DV8]

*stands ahappy stance*

[~wildangel~]

Gives A'steady glance;)

*since you all are cheating I may as well too*

[aclu14]

and me too!

[~wildangel~]

And Nathan too!:D

[ILENSER]

Oh Boo Hoo

[~wildangel~]

Tie your shoe!

[ILENSER]

That's a Schmoo

[aclu14]

In a loo

[AngelLisa]

at the zoo

[kontulib]

with the poo

[DV8]

playing with voodoos

[AngelLisa]

*Ouch*says Sue

[DV8]

I should sue! :mad

[RubberDucky]

i am batman!

[kontulib]

Then my dad

[aclu14]

got really mad

[ILENSER]

makes me sad

[RockBottomDLux]

I've been had! :mad

[aclu14]

That's so rad

[RockBottomDLux]

Had is rad?

[aclu14]

Tried to rhyme

[RubberDucky]

ewww stomach chyme

[RockBottomDLux]

A wind chime?

[aclu14]

CAPS LOCK TIME

[RockBottomDLux]

Look! A dime!

[aclu14]

Hit that mime!

*throws the dime*

[RockBottomDLux]

That's my dime!

[aclu14]

I like limes.

[kontulib]

Informing The Times.

[ILENSER]

Forgot my lines!

[aclu14]

Forks have tines

[RockBottomDLux]

I need food.

[aclu14]

In a mood

[RubberDucky]

rhyming isn't required.......

[ILENSER]

now you're fired!

[kontulib]

My oh my!

[ILENSER]

I can Sing,

[ILENSER]

I can Fly.

[kontulib]

I´ll never die.

[aclu14]

Lemon meringue pie.

[ILENSER]

In your eye

[DV8]

YOU MUST DIE!

[aclu14]

Fo fee fie!

[RockBottomDLux]

Where is Hammy?

[aclu14]

People Are Spammy

[DV8]

No people're barmy!

[RockBottomDLux]

Hammy's in trouble.

[aclu14]

In Diablo bubble.

[RockBottomDLux]

Men in Black

[aclu14]

*cough hack hack*

[ILENSER]

my baby back

[aclu14]

ribs from yaks

[RockBottomDLux]

I'm taken aback

[aclu14]

Computer hackers hack

[ILENSER]

Welcome to Hackensack

[aclu14]

Wheres my money

[kontulib]

You´re my honey! ;)

[ILENSER]

She's a Bunny

[~wildangel~]

Just too funny

[RockBottomDLux]

Pooh eats honey.

[ILENSER]

cook that coney

[DV8]

shake that booty

[aclu14]

you got cootie!!

[ILENSER]

No! You do!

[RubberDucky]

i am bob

[ILENSER]

see Bob run

[RubberDucky]

run bob run!

[RockBottomDLux]

bob can run?

[aclu14]

run bob over

[Idnew]

forget about Bob

[ILENSER]

OK I will

[kontulib]

Don´t jump Bill !!!

[RockBottomDLux]

Who likes Cheez-its?

[aclu14]

No thank you.

[ILENSER]

smells like glue

[RubberDucky]

i am batman

[ILENSER]

see me fly

[Phreakmeister]

through the sky

[ILENSER]

here comes Robin

[Phreakmeister]

Sweet rockin' Robin

[~wildangel~]

Squating and pooping

[aclu14]

spraying pee pee

[Phreakmeister]

oh my god

[ILENSER]

gross around here

[Phreakmeister]

Youcansay thatagain, Ilenser

[ILENSER]

Ok I will

[ILENSER]

gross around here

[Phreakmeister]

Say no more

[RockBottomDLux]

Phreak came back!






























Is that good?

[ILENSER]

good as wood

[Idnew]

*no cheating by combining words*

maybe rotten wood

[Phreakmeister]

Thank you, Id

[aclu14]

Eat a kid

[Phreakmeister]

Glad I did

[ILENSER]

just like Sid

[kontulib]

acting like kid

[aclu14]

lacks a lid

[ILENSER]

got a bid

[aclu14]

aint that sad

[ILENSER]

feel so bad

[Phreakmeister]

In my head

[RockBottomDLux]

Life is peachy

[Phreakmeister]

Florida is beachy

[aclu14]

teachers are beetchy

[bi-blonde]

babies go poopie

[ILENSER]

Ooops stepped init

[aclu14]

ewww thats nasty

[Idnew]

story is shot

[ILENSER]

Call the Doctor!

[aclu14]

i hate shots

[bi-blonde]

shots are fun

[aclu14]

in the sun

[ILENSER]

in the bun

[Phreakmeister]

from a gun

[ILENSER]

by a Hun.

[aclu14]

what a pun

[ILENSER]

are we done?

[Phreakmeister]

Sure hope so