3000 Post Count Only Mansion and I mean it this time :)

[Idnew]

Penthouse was getting too crowded so now we have this fine new place.

[RubberDucky]

*sneaks inside past security...

raids liquor cabinet

runs away laughing*

[aclu14]

*helps Ducky filch the liquor* :)

[Idnew]

sheesh here we go again with the sub 2 kers is nothing sacred anymore

[RubberDucky]

hey, i've been around here longer than you :) i have certain exclusive rights

[Idnew]

Oh no you haven't and no you don't. :D

Watch it or I'll destroy the pub. :)

[paulgro]

Let me finish my drinks first....:eek:

[Serendipity]

"Exclusive rights", my foot!

[Idnew]

I see that duck is going to give us as much trouble as that skinny kid rock and that uncontrolable aclu :rolleyes:

[aclu14]

Yeah well thanks to a certain someone we are now sub THREE k'ers. For crying out loud, a few hundred more posts and I coulda been legaly in the penthouse. arggg

[Serendipity]

Nothing to stop you setting up a 1,200+ K Klub, Aclu. Not that I'd be seen dead in such a place...:D

[RubberDucky]

andy and jeff's book is coming out soon.. it looks really good :)


and yes idnew, i can guarantee you i have been around here longer :D i got rights :)

[Idnew]

*wonders how high that duck can bounce* Dipppyyyyyy help do something

[~wildangel~]

Wow, someone has actually been here longer than the queen bee??? Is that possible??? :eek: :eek:

[paulgro]

I think it's time to cook some Duck!!!:p

[Idnew]

Aaaaahhhhhhh excellent idea Paulgro. Duck ala-mode under glass.

No Wild he hasn't. The fact is I registered 6/20/2000, he registered 6/30/2000 therefore that ends this debate and anyone can check by looking at the members list. So there duck and if you persist in this then I will drag out your deep dark secret that only a few of us know about.:D :p

[xV35ballx]

Oooooohhhhhhhhh! The duck has a secret? What is it? C'mon! Tell me! I won't tell, I promise!

[Idnew]

Get out ball before we put you under glass :D

[xV35ballx]

Can't I stay? Please? *pleads in her Southern drawl, & lowers lashes* *looks towards Dippy with a slight pout* Dippy'll let me stay. Won't you?

[~wildangel~]

*Goes to get the AX*:eek: :eek: :eek:


Oh, did I mention im HUNGRY!:eek:

*hands ax to uncle Paulgro* What you think im hacking at that thing:rolleyes:

[Serendipity]

Originally posted by xV35ballx
Can't I stay? Please? *pleads in her Southern drawl, & lowers lashes* *looks towards Dippy with a slight pout* Dippy'll let me stay. Won't you? Ah, but will I let you leave? muhahahahaha...

[~wildangel~]

Well shoot, that did it for me too, I'll let you stay! :D

[RubberDucky]

i want to know what this deep dark secret is :)

i first visited this site when they used their xoom.com address so :p to you lol

:)

i forgot to say i used to have another name too lol..

[~wildangel~]

This is getting good!!!! *goes to get pop corn* :D :D

[Serendipity]

I warn you, Ducky, Idnew has a 3-lb iron bar in her handbag. What do you have in yours? (Sorry, "Handbag" is Br. English for Am. English "Purse". In Br. English, "a "Purse" is a small money-holding container, the female equivalent of a wallet. Oh, and "Wallet" is Br. English for "Am. English "Billfold"......):D:D:D

[xV35ballx]

*wraps arms around Dippy's neck & smiles at him like he's the only other person in the room* Thanks for agreeing to let me stay. But you do realize, don't you, that I'll come & go as I please.

[Serendipity]

*Wonders briefly if I'm being used. Decides that if this is what being used is like, then it's not as bad as they say. Returns Xgrrl's smile, partly due to the intellectual satisfaction of having impeccable logic, and partly due to the testosterone that's tickling the backs of my eyeballs.*

XGrrl, do you think Bill Clinton had sex with Monica Lewinsky?

[Idnew]

Ok Dippy this is a high class mansion so you must be discreet as we have an image to uphold here. The sub 3kers are bad enough as is without you letting them in the mansion.

*checks purse for iron bar....finds brass knuckles, pepper spray, finger nail file, baseball bat......ahhhhhh there it is*

[Serendipity]

Well there you have it, XGrrl -*sigh*- You wanna come in here and be nice to me, that's fine - but Id's got her iron bar out. You expect me to argue with her? I'm just a man, you know!

[~wildangel~]

I have a very cute pink handled switchblade;):D

[paulgro]

And I'm going to the bathroom...:eek:

[Serendipity]

Originally posted by paulgro
And I'm going to the bathroom...:eek: *Puts arms around XGrrl's neck, looks her straight in the eyes and smiles as if I'm the luckiest guy in the world*

Say, XGrrl, I may be able to get you in if you volunteer to be the cleaner...? :)

[Idnew]

Paul you need to get your icon that Dippy has for us. You can't go to the bathroom until we hire a maid unless your going to clean it yourself.

[aclu14]

HEY DIPS THAT'S MY JOB!!

[~wildangel~]

That was the 2000 Penthouse Aclu, this is a different one, its a mansion and we do have many rooms so you can do mine for me, daily ofcourse, and stay ;) :)

[Idnew]

Ok Wild if you hire Aclu then you must keep up with all her antics and try to control her. You know how she is.

[xV35ballx]

*smiles at Dippy* If it means being able to be where you are, it's fine by me.

[paulgro]

Originally posted by Idnew
Paul you need to get your icon that Dippy has for us. You can't go to the bathroom until we hire a maid unless your going to clean it yourself.

You can never get into the site...

[Serendipity]

Paul: http://www.geocities.com/idnew52/Paulgro.jpg

-*ahem*-

[EDIT:] Hmm that link didn't work. Try ripping it from the Mod Squad poster on Id's site (in her sig).

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XGrrl, I'm glad you have your priorities right. ;)

[Idnew]

Yeah just steal it from there. Dip only one prob with that pic don't u think. A little too much hair:D

[Serendipity]

A little too much hair :D Id-new!!! C'mon, this is our little fantasy world... don't go bursting bubbles like that. It's not lady-like. :D ;)

[~wildangel~]

Originally posted by Idnew
Yeah just steal it from there. Dip only one prob with that pic don't u think. A little too much hair:D

True Idnew and im still pregnant on the poster :lol :lol

[xV35ballx]

Dippy, of course I have my priorities straight! *smiles coyly*

[paulgro]

The avatar is too big the board won't except it. I'll try ruin again...

Ok, lets see if it worked...

[paulgro]

Now can I go to the bathroom???:cry

[Serendipity]

'Raaay :):):D

[Idnew]

Yes you may.....just be sure to leave the window open the vent on and spray plenty of air freshner and clean it yourself until we can find a decent maid

[aclu14]

I sure wont clean the bathroom :(
*sneaks around*

[~wildangel~]

we have months to hire a maid, after all uncle Paul stays in the bathroom for days:(

[Serendipity]

Thank you for reminding me, Wild: this is our luxury mansion. Let's not let these peasants get us down in any way. :D;)

[paulgro]

All that waiting I think I went in my pants!!! Where's the Butler???:o

[xV35ballx]

*is very annoyed that Dippy seems to be ignoring her attempts to steal his attention*

[RubberDucky]

i am a warrior

[Enforcer]

*walks around*
* doesn't see any security*
* sees a bunch of weirdo 3000+ posters lying around*
*places bomb*
* runs*
*hears explosion*
*whistles*:rolleyes:

[Serendipity]

*Knows exactly what XGrrl is thinking, but has regained composure and is currently well and truly in charge of the situation...*

*Doesn't pay much attention to that attempted bombing of the Mansion, either - cool or what, eh?*

[Idnew]

*hears something that sounds like firecrackers but mansion is practacally sound proof and bomb proof so ignores**keeps eye on Dippy**wonders where the heck the no paid help is*

[xV35ballx]

*has changed to an outfit that is sure to hold Dippy's attention this time*

[~wildangel~]

*Peeks out the window, sees blonde boy running and an exploded doghouse*

*hands X~girl 1,000 bucks* Go get us a new doghouse, something happened to one of them...get the best too, our Fido needs nothing but the best;)

[xV35ballx]

*rushes out, buys an El Cheapo put together by Joe Schmoe, pockets, er...stores, the change, & rushes back* Miss me Dippy?

[~wildangel~]

I am sure he didnt have much time too X~girl ;) Whatta horible doghouse, now where is that man to put this thing in the yard??? Lazy wokers, you would think they got payed to sit on there a$$ all day! Where is that Home Depot 'got crack' man anyways??? http://images.google.com/imagesq=tbn:v5ApOrFAMbMC:workableweb.com/misc/rob-temp/construction%2520worker%252011.jpg

[Idnew]

I suppose we could keep that ballx around as she is so persistant but that dog house has got to go. No heater, no a/c no windows. What kind of lousy doghouse is that anyway?

[aclu14]

A doghouse.

[~wildangel~]

no no! Shes right! Fydo needs A/C, its just too hot for him in the summer without it! :eek:

[xV35ballx]

:lol I was planning on staying anyways. But thanks for the permission, Id.

[paulgro]

If you're gonna stay then shovel out the bathroom...:eek:

[RockBottomDLux]

Hellllllllllloooooooooooooooooo! :)

[Serendipity]

Hi Rock. What kind of post count is that? Does it qualify you for entry here? I think not. So less of this "Hellooo" business, and more of the "How can I best serve you?" sort of subservience we 3K+ types deserve.

Sheesh, how many times do you have to spell it out??? :lol

[RockBottomDLux]

Originally posted by Serendipity
Hi Rock. What kind of post count is that? Does it qualify you for entry here? I think not. So less of this "Hellooo" business, and more of the "How can I best serve you?" sort of subservience we 3K+ types deserve.

Sheesh, how many times do you have to spell it out??? :lol

You can spell? :confused: :lol

[xV35ballx]

*ignores Paul* *attempts to steal Dippy's attention from Rock while wearing a new outfit*

[weldordave]

Damn, wrong place. (Turns and walks out thinking... No, just turns and walks out.)

[RubberDucky]

*sneaks in, lights curtains on fire, stares in awe as the firey blaze envelops the room. laughs madly as he prances from the room, throwing all the fire extinguishers out the window before him*


this is war!!

[~wildangel~]

*yawns*;) tiredly grabs cell phone and calls personal fireman that happens to live right next door and smiles sheepishly as flamed curtains are instantly put out*

I am so glad we payed extra for the lightly fragranced curtains because the fire made the mansion smell great! :clap :D

[RubberDucky]

*bumps off personal fireman and lights curtains again - as well as the sofa and other furniture!!!*


hehehhahaahehhehaheh! fire fire!!! ehahehaehhehehahehhehaheahh!!

[aclu14]

Hiya PyroDucky... :wave

[Serendipity]

*Casually activates foam sprinkler system, which - besides putting out small conflagration in a trice - has added effect of rendering Ducky unconscious due to carbon dioxide gas. Calls up security team (OK, it's a SWAT/SAS team on sabbatical), who remove Ducky and place him in stone cell down in the dungeons. Cell is too damp to be any fire risk - but there's a dwarf who throws a bucket of "water" over Ducky every so often anyway.*

[Idnew]

Very good place for that duck and so glad we have all these added features and everything is practically fireproof anyway just give off lovely scent when morans try to attack our abode.

X get to dusting then maybe you will get some attention.

[aclu14]

QvAcK! I am the duck!

[Serendipity]

Somebody give Quacklu a shove...

[~wildangel~]

QuAclu :lol :lol

[aclu14]

Heehee. Quaclu. *looks down at her new webbed feet*

[RockBottomDLux]

*lets 1000 rats loose as he goes from room to room*

[~wildangel~]

:D

[xV35ballx]

*laughs at Id* Me? Dust? Ok....You asked for it! *gets out a bottle of dust* *proceeds to dust everything with her special dust*

[aclu14]

*coughs* Darn dust....*scoops up some rats and sics them on Rock*

[Serendipity]

*Waving hands through dustcloud*

Where's XGrrl? I can't see her! You know how I get when I can't see whoever my latest flame happens to be...

[RockBottomDLux]

*amid the dust and confusion, starts splashing paint on random things* :D

[aclu14]

*finds herself covered in neon pink paint all of a sudden* ROCK! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!! *runs after rock and jumps on him*

[xV35ballx]

*laughs at all the confusion the dust has caused* :clap Dippy, I'm over here!! *hands Dippy a pair of special goggles like the ones she's wearing to see through the dust* There! Is that better?

[Serendipity]

*Puts on goggles. There's small splashes of paint on them - (memo to self: do something acutely painful to Rock soon) - but they seem to function perfectly* Ah, XGrrl :) Is it just you and me who have these fancy goggles, then? *Thinks nice thought about adult activities*

[aclu14]

Whoa! *takes off her bootlegged Dust Goggles, preferring not to see such adult activities* Wait, hey Rock! *goes back to the throes of IM and waits for rock to join her* ;)

[xV35ballx]

As far as I'm aware, we have the only ones. That is, the only ones designed to not only aid our vision through the current dust storm, but also through the one to come. *pulls out a second bottle of dust, this one different from the first, being a thicker dust cloud*

[Serendipity]

At last. You and me, XGrrl, alone - sort of - together in a luxury - if rather dusty - penthouse. So, shall we go and have some fun by ourselves (I have a splendid suite of rooms here), or shall we stay here and watch everyone else falling about and bumping into things?

[RockBottomDLux]

*finds xgrrl by touching her shoes, then pulls off her goggles* *grabs aclu by the hand* Let's follow Dippy toward the private rooms! :D

[aclu14]

Hand? You kinda missed my hand, ;) , but whatever you say! *follows rock through the dust*

[xV35ballx]

That's ok! They left me with my breathing equipment. Which, of course, has a spare set of goggles *stretches* *twists* right about *can't reach it* there! Uhm, Dippy, could you give me a hand getting the spare goggles?

[Idnew]

Calls exterminator for so called subkers and varments, calls cleaning service and throws everyone out of the mansion including the 4ker who is letting this x person get the best of him:mad

[xV35ballx]

*pulls out the last of her dust, which is about 10 more bottles* *completely finishes off all of the dust bottles, shaking, hitting, & squeezing them to make sure* There! That should keep us safe for a while!

[aclu14]

*puts her hands out, feeling around for someone in the dust* Oh, hi, Rock!

[Serendipity]

Look XGrrl, Idnew's in a strop and she's thrown us out. So, like, I have a choice - the Penthouse or you. Now, I like my suite of rooms and the fridgeful of strawberry yoghurt, so you had better make this worth my while, OK?

*thinks: this ploy will work for exactly 4 seconds*

[RockBottomDLux]

...one...

[aclu14]

...two...

[RubberDucky]

three

[Serendipity]

*thinks: this is a bloody long 4 seconds...*

[xV35ballx]

*smiles a sweet, not innocent, smile* Of course I'll make this worth your while.

[Serendipity]

*Puts on shades to look cool. They steam up in no time flat. Never mind! I'll just have to go with it...*

So, XGrrl, *bumps into a small tree due to steamy shades* would you like to go to the movies? I know a great new French film... *Realises he has been talking to a fire hydrant. Finds the still-patient XGrrl - or it could be a flagpole... wearing jeans? No, it must be her... Oh sod it. Takes shades off and apologises to small Pillsbury Doughboy poster*

Who said the path of true love runs smoothly?

[RockBottomDLux]

Ask her! *points to aclu*

[aclu14]

Don't poke me in the eye! :D

[xV35ballx]

*smiles that same smile again* Over here Dippy. *tosses hair over shoulder casually* *watches & waits* *decides not to wait & walks over to where Dippy is, casually touching his shoulder to get his attention* Yeah. Right here. Anyways, I've never seen a French film, but I always say there's a first time for just about everything.

[aclu14]

*grabs rock's hand and sneaks into the theater*

[Serendipity]

Ah, there you are, XGrrl :cool So, would you like to see Au bout de souffle? It's a film about a girl...

*thinks: I suspect all of a sudden that XGrrl might want some other thing than to see a French movie. Hmmm. The theatre? No, too attention-consuming. The opera, perhaps? No, too shrill. A restaurant? No, remember what happened last time - all those rats up the trouserleg. Ummm... how about a walk by the river, and maybe a coffee in a street café? That sounds good. I'll suggest that instead*

... actually, XGrrl - do you like opera?

*thinks: damn!*

[RockBottomDLux]

Aclu, do you like opera?

[aclu14]

*claps her hands over her ears* Whose cat is being slowly eaten by army ants?? :eek:

[xV35ballx]

Well, I've never been to the opera, but I am willing to give it a try. As I said before, my motto is that there's a first time for just about everything.

[Serendipity]

OK, ummmmmm... shall we walk to the Opera House, then?

[xV35ballx]

Sure!

[Serendipity]

*Luckily, it's a warm evening. The late sunshine catches XGrrl's hair, the colour of which escapes me at present, but it's jolly attractive all the same. Luckily, too, there is an opera-house not too far along this leafy riverbank. Ripples of clear water reflect gold on XGrrl's smiling face. We walk, and talk in a low fond murmur, laughing softly, or just remain silent and content, XGrrl's head on my shoulder. A café is there, small round tables and a candle-glow in the window. We sit outside and order coffee and cognac.*

[BrotherBluto17]

I sure hope you're a woman dips, cauz' if not I would have to ask you to cut off your balls.:D

[xV35ballx]

*thinks: Dippy sure did a good job of getting rid of those two snoops* *is completely enjoying the time spent with Dippy, & is becoming convinced that he is truely a master at making the best of everything, seeing as this started with us being kicked out of the mansion* *finds Dippy's company delightful, the conversation enjoyable, the cafe lovely, the day perfect*

[aclu14]

:( XBall is female, Dippy is male, Bluto...

[BrotherBluto17]

Well say bye bye to your testicles then dips. No man should ever write anything that resembles a romance noval. You should be ashamed. Turn in your balls and gun. Your on manly probation for a month. Go to your room and watch hardcore porn while lifting weights. Maybe that will make you a man...:D

[RockBottomDLux]

Yes, Dippy is male. Although the comment is somewhat true Bluto, it may be a little distasteful to the other members. Hilarious otherwise! :lol

[aclu14]

Bluto, no!!! Dippy is so eloquent! For a (straight) man, that is such a gift!!!

[Serendipity]

[Bluto: I have a wide range of prose styles at my disposal. I've studied this stuff!]

*Satisified that XGrrl is enjoying this evening, I look around: no rats. A good sign. XGrrl's face, radiant and beautiful, smiling, demur sometimes, occasionally almost coquettish - who has known such delight? Suddenly, a thought, a memory percolates to my consciousness - the sudden, panging memory of an event of great importance: Tottenham Hotspur are playing Arsenal tonight, and it's on TV, and I have a case of beer in the coldbox.

Paralysis. Dyspepsia? No, just paralysis. My mind races. Is it to be Rigoletto or Sheringham deftly heading one in from the six-yard box? Cosi fan Tutti or soccer fans shouting? The Marriage of Figaro or 22 men giving it 110% for the full 90 minutes? A small bead of acid sweat breaks on my brow.*

[xV35ballx]

*noticing Dippy's rather sudden silence, begins to rack her brain, trying to think of what the problem might be & happens to remember that a good friend has the t.v. guide totally memorized* *politely excuses herself, & makes her way to the restroom to use her cell phone to call said friend & ask what might be causing this reaction from Dippy* *finds out the needed information, thanks friend, hangs up, & returns to the table*

*smiles sweetly* Dippy, the opera sounds wonderful & all. It really does. But I was thinking: perhaps the opera could wait, & instead, we could watch Tottenham Hotspur play Arsenal tonight, & catch the opera another time? *smiles sweetly again*

[Serendipity]

*Is jaw-droppingly astonished. Pinches self. OUCH! Reminds self not to pinch self so hard next time... next time... next time the most beautiful girl in the world - or in Texas, anyway, and that's pretty big - next time she says those three precious little words: "I like soccer".*

*Is quietly dazzled by XGrrl's smile in a way that makes my - well, we won't go into that just yet.* Do you think we should - I mean, it's just a game of football, and I wanted this to be a special night for you.

*Is taken aback when the café owner, a small round benevolent eavesdropper, taps me on the shoulder and whispers that there's a TV in the back room of the café where we can watch the match, undisturbed.*

*Takes XGrrl by both hands as she smiles.* Come to think of it, that's a marvellous idea, XGrrl - you really are something, you know! So much more than just a pretty face. *Thinks: And what a face. Those eyes....* But there's a good hour before kick-off, and I think we should enjoy a little champagne, no?

*Orders bottle of competent unpretentious bubbly, opening it deftly in the proper manner. As the small round benevolent eavesdropper brings, smiling, a candle to our table, the champagne flutes glisten, yet more gold light reflects into XGrrl's face - unsurprisingly, because if I were gold light, there isn't anything I'd rather do.*

[aclu14]

:lol @ Dippy

[Lis]

3000?????? Since bloody when????
God, you leave some people alone for a mere couple of months and they turn the place upside down.....well cudos to you all, I hope you miss me dearly in here :mad:

[The Horseman]

Ah, the course of true love!:D

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LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION OF THE SUB-3K POSTERS!

(See the hangout for further details)

[~wildangel~]

Originally posted by BrotherBluto17
I sure hope you're a woman dips, cauz' if not I would have to ask you to cut off your balls.:D

Wow Pluto, what makes you a man? That lanky little arm you got up there?;)

[Serendipity]

*Thinks: Gosh. I do believe that, if I play my cards right, I could be in with a chance here. She might even let me kiss her.*

[xV35ballx]

Of course I think we should. And it will be a special night for me, because my time will be spent with you. *is enjoying the evening & the time well spent with Dippy* *thinks that, even without the gold light, Dippy is a delight to cast eyes upon & talk with, especially when he's surprised*

[aclu14]

:rolleyes: @ the pukingly corny romance

[Serendipity]

*Suddenly, in a way contrived to let the other non-exiled 3Kpost people have a look in, a small but colourful UFO hovers into view. Two short antennae poke out of the bottom of it, and as the Little Green Man in the perspex dome on top waves in a menacing - if slightly comical - way, a blue ray thing emanates from the antennae, a bit like those things in the labs of old Boris Karloff movies. The ray smites Dippy and XGrrl, and they are teleported (http://www.dumblaws.com/forums/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=836)...*

[aclu14]

http://21640.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/edoom/spacecraft.gif

[RockBottomDLux]

*leaves because of a pull from a familiar hand*

[Idnew]

This is a frigging nightmare in here. All of you get out.....out.......out.........sheesh...........DIP PY!!!!!!! you know what the upper crust is going to say don't you for going with subkers.......you will be banished from the golf club, the poker club, the private tennis courts, all the in crowd parties and what's worse the mens steam room at the club and the list just goes on and on.......

[~wildangel~]

OH NO! He wont be able to use the mens steam room! What if he comes in ours? :eek:

[aclu14]

*sneaks into the private indoor swimming pool*

[The Horseman]

*Decides to join Aclu for a couple of lenghts, but sees Id outside, and hides in the steam room*:)

[aclu14]

*does an easy backstroke around the pool*

[RockBottomDLux]

*sinks to the bottom of the pool, then shoots up, lifting aclu and tossing her into the deep end* :lol

[aclu14]

Hey! I almost lost my bikini top!

[RubberDucky]

*dumps fizzies in pool*

*drops cherry bombs down toilets*

muahahahha!

[RockBottomDLux]

*dives down to see if there's any money in the deep end*

[The Horseman]

*Slowly melts, trapped in the steam room, green with envy at Rock and Aclu*

[RockBottomDLux]

*Finds some coins, so goes over to the steam room door where the soda machines are. Hears Horseman pounding on the door. Opens the door.*

[The Horseman]

Rock, you are the greatest human being on the planet! :clap

*Runs past Rock, desperate to get to any supply of water around here*

[aclu14]

A Pepsi, please!

[RockBottomDLux]

Wait, Horse! Don't drink out of the pool! *Hurries to get 3 sodas out of the machine.* Here, take this soda.

[aclu14]

Eewww, horse! Pool water is one part water, one part chlorine, and one part other! what this other is, nobody knows!

[The Horseman]

Aclu! I'm desperate! I've been locked in a steam room for around fifteen posts! Anything'll do! (:D )

[RockBottomDLux]

*Hands Horse a soda*

[aclu14]

LOL @ 15 posts

[The Horseman]

*Thanks Rock, and sets a landspeed record for finishing soda. Asks Rock when it'll be a good time to start the attack on the 3K+ people*

[RockBottomDLux]

*as soon as ILenser finishes mixing his mixture* :)

[aclu14]

*splashes Rock*

[The Horseman]

Well sire, he's finished now. So please can we wreak havoc and destruction? Pretty please! :D

[aclu14]

http://rockbottomdlux.freewebspace.com/smilies/Poke.gif

*pokes horse*

[RockBottomDLux]

*does a cannonball and engulfs aclu with the splash*

[The Horseman]

*Has a quick stroll around the mansion, while waiting for Rock to approve the havoc and destruction part of our plan. Begins to notice the distinct lack of any 3K+ posters in the place.

By golly, it appears that we've taken over! Yipee!*:D

[aclu14]

Hey! *jumps in the pool and partly lands on rock*

[RockBottomDLux]

*busts through the door with an army behind him* CHARGE!

[xV35ballx]

*the dusters begin dusting with the heavy duty dust*

[The Horseman]

*Debates whether or not to tell Rock that it's only been us posting for quite a while

Nah. Why spoil a good revolution with a inconsequential little fact like that? Grabs a duster, and holds it above his head*

FORWARD THE GLORIOUS ARMY OF THE SUB 3K POSTERS!!!

*We have to think up a better shout*

[RockBottomDLux]

How about:

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[Serendipity]

Well, where are all the 3K+ people? What they don't appreciate is that, by exiling me, they've lost one of their best lines of atta - oops, I mean, defence. I mean, look at this tinpot army!

*One mighty blast of my 3K+PowerBreath scatters the subords.*

Hah! And only crystals of pure XGrrlonite™ can protect you!!

[RockBottomDLux]

Everyone! Sheilds up! *everyone puts shields up, blocking that horrific smell coming from Dippy's inerds*

[Serendipity]

*Thinks: Dang! I must remember to use Listerine. I like a good gargle!*

[RockBottomDLux]

Originally posted by Serendipity
*Thinks: Dang! I must remember to use Listerine. I need a good gargle!*

Please! Spare us all!

[The Horseman]

*Is caught between wanting to throw up thanks to Dips, and not being that impressed with Rock's leadership skills*

Surely someone remembered to bring the XGrrlonite™!

[The Horseman]

Damn! She's away isn't she?!

We're doomed! Doomed I tells ya!

[RockBottomDLux]

No Horse! You didn't put your shield up in time!

[The Horseman]

Aggggghhhhhhhhh................

[Idnew]

I do declare are we having a little ole invasion round here. Have had myself locked in seclusion for quite some time now as the rif raft seems to be just coming from all directions. *fogs the mansion now with knock out gas and has the henchman throw the subkers to the gators*:wave

[ILENSER]

Gators dont scare me I grew up in florida.
Used to play with them when I was a kid, even had one for a pet for a while.:cool

[aclu14]

COOL! I ATE ALLIGATOR ONCE!

[RockBottomDLux]

Everyone, gas masks on! *everyone puts gas masks on*
More prepared than you thought, eh Idnew?
*Grabs Horse's spray can and takes over his job* *Knocks the 3k+'ers on the ground and pours a bucket of pink paint on each*
Ilenser, do your stuff!

[ILENSER]

Hah! I may wear Medievel armour But! unbeknownst to all it has many features such as gas mask and ALLIGATOR GLOVES

Grabs an alligator by the tail, spins it until its dizzy. Grabs second alligator does same to it. Now has two dizzy gators, Puts one under each arm heads pointed forward.

Marching to the front with stereo gators.
STAND BACK ALL YE 3KERS !! SIR BITESALOT HAS COME TO DRIVE YE FORM THIS NOBLE CASTLE!

*marches on*

[RockBottomDLux]

Ahem. Ilenser. The mixture.

[ILENSER]

Oh right!

*throws one alligator away. Reaches in pouch puts out a deadly mixture of egg shell and glue. pulls open the alligator's mouth and crams the whole load down its throat. turns gator toward 3kers.

Stand Back I have a loaded gator here and I'm not afraid to use it!

[RockBottomDLux]

Use it now! We gotta get out of here. Hurry or I'll have to leave you!

[ILENSER]

*squeezes gator under arm.....hugh plume erupts from the mouth of the gator*

*and a small plume come out the back*

[RockBottomDLux]

*Ilenser jumps into the Flintstones Mobile and we get away safely, with all the members painted and glued and the mansion needing a major clean up*
Mission - Impossible has become Mission - Complete.

[ILENSER]

My Lord?

May I keep the gator?

[RockBottomDLux]

Yes. That is your prize. But grab that gator there. *points* It'll be dinner.

[aclu14]

Gator is good, but a little, no, a lot, greasy. Don't eat it if you have high blood pressure.
*thinks: boiling gator oil could be another weapon*

[RockBottomDLux]

*arrives home* *sighs a happy sigh*

[aclu14]

Boiling oil.....;)

[The Horseman]

*Picks himself up, and looks around. Ah. I appear to be dead.
Considers the situation for a while. Well, no-one's using the sofa, and I notice that the paper isn't being read, what with cleaning up from the invasion and all.

Flops down on the sofa, opens the sports pages, and sits back. Being dead has it's advantages. Kinda cool. Decides that he might as well haunt the place. After all, they have the better drinks cabinet*

PS - Yea, I know ghosts can't pick things up. But lets not let that get in the way of a good story!

[aclu14]

What is my newspaper doing floating around the living room?? :eek:

[RubberDucky]

*runs into room screaming*

NO BLACKMAIL!

*exits room screaming*

[The Horseman]

? (see above)

[aclu14]

Did you hear any quacking?

[The Horseman]

Well, obviously I'd like to reply to Aclu's thing about quacking, but I'm dead, so someone else is going to have to say something........

[aclu14]

*quack*

[The Horseman]

.......constructive.......

[aclu14]

*quack*

[The Horseman]

....that does not feature the word 'quack

[aclu14]

*neigh*

[DV8]

Horse where? *then spots Aclu neighing*
Damn. I have gone without the sight of horses for four weeks now... :cry

I dont think I can live any longer!!

*does a dramatic motion with back of hand to forehead.*

oo, horse racing on channel four...

[The Horseman]

Originally posted by aclu14
*neigh*

I'm fighting a losing battle here, aren't I?

[RockBottomDLux]

moo?

[aclu14]

*calls for mass mockery of Horse* Neigh!

[RockBottomDLux]

oink!

[aclu14]

meow!

[The Horseman]

Hey, that vitalism! It's just like you living people! Always got to pick on the dead guy! :p

[aclu14]

squeeek!

[The Horseman]

*Girlish scream*

Ah! It's a mouse! Someone, save me!

:eek:

[DV8]

QUICK DRINK MILK!! That might help!!

[The Horseman]

*In a similar girlish scream*

I'm allergic to milk! Quick, think of something else! Please!:eek:

[aclu14]

How about coffee, black or with non-dairy creamer?

[The Horseman]

Earl Grey if you've got any

[xV35ballx]

Geez. :rolleyes: I leave for a couple of days & what happens? The attack is called off, Horse is killed, & me & my dusters got left in the mansion. :rolleyes: Can't anyone around here do ANYTHING without me?

[The Horseman]

Originally posted by xV35ballx
Can't anyone around here do ANYTHING without me?

Nah. We were just lost without you Xgrll. No worries anyway. These guys have the best drinks cabinet. I say we just kick back and enjoy ourselves. :)

[aclu14]

*agrees with Horse*

[The Horseman]

About which bit - the being lost without Xgrll, the drinks cabinet or the kicking back and enjoying ourselves?

[xV35ballx]

It's good to know I was missed. Now then. What shall I go about doing first? Bringing Horse back from the dead, finding the rest of my dusting crew & telling them the attack is cancelled, or just relaxing & enjoying the silence?

[aclu14]

Everything.

[The Horseman]

Originally posted by xV35ballx
It's good to know I was missed. Now then. What shall I go about doing first? Bringing Horse back from the dead, finding the rest of my dusting crew & telling them the attack is cancelled, or just relaxing & enjoying the silence?

OK, you find your cleaning crew, Aclu can dig up some old books on resurrection, and I'll kick back and enjoy the silence

[xV35ballx]

Ok! Sounds like a plan to me. I'll try to get to the crew before they finish off their dust bottles. *goes off in search of the dusting crew*

[aclu14]

Someone get me five white candles and sage incense.

[The Horseman]

*Kicks back and enjoys the silence*

[xV35ballx]

*after looking for dusters & not finding any, leans slightly against a wall*

[The Horseman]

*Watches in shock as the wall Xgrll is leaning against turns around quickly, stranding her in a secret passageway*

[xV35ballx]

*screams loudly, stumbles, falls, then gets up & looks around, very confused* Where am I?

[RubberDucky]

*stumbles in*
wheres the bar!?

[RockBottomDLux]

*walks through, looking over the damage he caused*

[Idnew]

*goes through secret escape route to her mansion high on the mountains and away for some peace and quiet from the lowly subkers and lets them have the darn mansion on the ground**thinks about setting off the distruction bomb since the mansion is so infested with varmets*

[The Horseman]

Originally posted by Idnew
thinks about setting off the distruction bomb since the mansion is so infested with varmets*

Aunty Id! At least give 'em the chance to find the bomb and panic about what to do before you blow it up (I'm dead, I'm not bothered...)

[RockBottomDLux]

*disarms the bomb* HAHA!

[The Horseman]

But how can you be sure that that was the only bomb?

[RockBottomDLux]

Don't give her ideas! *smack*

[The Horseman]

Ow! If I wasn't dead, I'd invite you to step outside:D

[RockBottomDLux]

Never take orders from a dead person. They can't do anything about it. :D

[xV35ballx]

*still wandering the tunnels, suddenly remembers the old mansion, & how there were so many traps* *is on the look out for snake pits & the like, as well as any possible explosives that may need disarming*

[The Horseman]

Don't worry Xgrll, we've getting together a rescue party! You just hang on in there! :D

[RockBottomDLux]

I think we have our problem solver right here.
http://rockbottomdlux.freewebspace.com/smilies/Tank.gif

[The Horseman]

Oh yea. How many of those d'ya have Rock?

[xV35ballx]

*is still wandering around, now wondering what that strange sound could be* *has already come across several snake pits* I do hope that rescue mission gets here soon!

[The Horseman]

No worries Xgrll. Me, Illy, Rock and anyone else who'd like to volunteer'll save you

[aclu14]

*writes a spell while waiting for her candles and incense*

[The Horseman]

Thanks for your help Aclu

[RockBottomDLux]

I got plenty of em, 7 to be exact!

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[ILENSER]

Hey if we do manage to save her.
Can we keep her or do we have to give her back to Dippy?;)

[The Horseman]

Illy! Is that anyway to talk about a lady

(oh, we keep her mate :D!)

Well, you're the king Rock. Wanna give the order to charge?

[Idnew]

*Is now very safe in her new mansion where no one knows where it is and looks at the monitor to watch the kaos in the mansion with all the hidden cameras. Thinks she will wait a bit before she sets all the secretly hid bombs

[The Horseman]

You forgot to say 'Muuhawawawa!' Aunty Id

[aclu14]

*tests rhymes*
We beseech to you, our fallen friend
We can't bear to see you meet your end

*mental block*

[xV35ballx]

*hears the tanks* *wonders if it would be wise to approach the tanks or if it would be better to sit & wait for them* *decides to wait*

[The Horseman]

*Lazes back in his tank*

D'we have permission to fire yet?