The ABC story!

[xV35ballx]

Since all of our wonderful posts disappeared, we obviously have to rebuild. So here's my first true contribution to the effort. The return of the ABC story.

First, a review of the rules, for those who might be new, or who haven't read the ABC stories from the past. The first sentence starts with an A. The next starts with a B. And so on through the alphabet, until you reach Z. After Z, we go back to A. And so on until the thread dies. Any comments that are NOT related to the story belong in *these* astrisks. Ok? Oh, & I will condense the entire story once per page. That way, if you miss it for a while, you don't have to go back & read 14-20 pages all at once. I've done that before, & it is NOT the best use of time.

Ok. Here goes!

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

[RubberDucky]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

[Serendipity]

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

[Idnew]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

[xV35ballx]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

[Serendipity]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with.

[DV8]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

[Idnew]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].


Heaven knows whats best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

[Serendipity]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products".

[~wildangel~]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products".

Just then a squirell hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on cause you smell like a garbage can?"

[Idnew]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products".

Just then a squirell hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on cause you smell like a garbage can?"

Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way, said Bob to the talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out.

[~wildangel~]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products".

Just then a squirell hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on cause you smell like a garbage can?"

Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way, said Bob to the talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out.

Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breathe and passed out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then

[Serendipity]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products".

Just then a squirell hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on cause you smell like a garbage can?"

Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way, said Bob to the talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out.

Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breathe and passed out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then

Minnie Mouse came by, and she was not too pleased with what she saw.

[DV8]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products".

Just then a squirell hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on cause you smell like a garbage can?"

Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way, said Bob to the talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out.

Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breathe and passed out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then

Minnie Mouse came by, and she was not too pleased with what she saw.

Never had Bob seen so many people at once, t'was quite a shock, but still, being a dirty minded Robert, at once thought, "I ponder if I pretend to faint if Minnie Mouse would offer CPR...".

[Idnew]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products".

Just then a squirell hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on cause you smell like a garbage can?"

Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way, said Bob to the talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out.

Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breathe and passed out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then

Minnie Mouse came by, and she was not too pleased with what she saw.

Never had Bob seen so many people at once, t'was quite a shock, but still, being a dirty minded Robert, at once thought, "I ponder if I pretend to faint if Minnie Mouse would offer CPR...".

Obviously I'd never get my whiskers any where close to that slimy, smelly Bob person, thought Minnie, but I will call a skunk over to do it.

[~wildangel~]

"Perfect Timing" said Minnie as she saw a skunk run across the road. She pulled out her hair tie and lasso'ed it around the skunks neck, reeling him in! "Skunk! Do your thing!" She ordered and he sure did! He marched right over there and...

[aclu14]

Questioned why Minnie was pulling him over when she should be entertaining all the squealing little kids

[DV8]

Rhy I wanted you over is because poor Bob here has collasped and shall need immediate assistance, I was hoping you could help [and if you need any hints just ask Mickey Mouse as he seems to be the renouned expert at dat kinda stuff], but what Minnie didnt know was that Skunkie is the guardian angel in disguise... :confused:

[Idnew]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products".

Just then a squirell hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on cause you smell like a garbage can?"

Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way, said Bob to the talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out.

Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breathe and passed out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then

Minnie Mouse came by, and she was not too pleased with what she saw.

Never had Bob seen so many people at once, t'was quite a shock, but still, being a dirty minded Robert, at once thought, "I ponder if I pretend to faint if Minnie Mouse would offer CPR...".

Obviously I'd never get my whiskers any where close to that slimy, smelly Bob person, thought Minnie, but I will call a skunk over to do it."Perfect Timing" said Minnie as she saw a skunk run across the road. She pulled out her hair tie and lasso'ed it around the skunks neck, reeling him in! "Skunk! Do your thing!" She ordered and he sure did! He marched right over there and...

Questioned why Minnie was pulling him over when she should be entertaining all the squealing little kids

Rhy I wanted you over is because poor Bob here has collasped and shall need immediate assistance, I was hoping you could help [and if you need any hints just ask Mickey Mouse as he seems to be the renouned expert at dat kinda stuff], but what Minnie didnt know was that Skunkie is the guardian angel in disguise..

So without further ado skunkie backed up to Bob cause he figured what he was fixing to do would for sure wake Bob up and heck he smelled so bad anyway that a little more odor wouldn't make any difference.

[aclu14]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble
looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled
grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was
such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal
hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent
forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid
belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't
believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet
he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in
particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products".

Just then a squirell hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face
and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on cause you smell like a garbage
can?"

Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way, said Bob to the
talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out.

Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking
problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breathe and passed
out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been
a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then

Minnie Mouse came by, and she was not too pleased with what she saw.

Never had Bob seen so many people at once, t'was quite a shock, but still, being
a dirty minded Robert, at once thought, "I ponder if I pretend to faint if Minnie
Mouse would offer CPR...".

Obviously I'd never get my whiskers any where close to that slimy, smelly Bob
person, thought Minnie, but I will call a skunk over to do it."Perfect Timing" said
Minnie as she saw a skunk run across the road. She pulled out her hair tie and
lasso'ed it around the skunks neck, reeling him in! "Skunk! Do your thing!" She
ordered and he sure did! He marched right over there and...

Questioned why Minnie was pulling him over when she should be entertaining all
the squealing little kids

Rhy I wanted you over is because poor Bob here has collasped and shall need
immediate assistance, I was hoping you could help [and if you need any hints just
ask Mickey Mouse as he seems to be the renouned expert at dat kinda stuff], but
what Minnie didnt know was that Skunkie is the guardian angel in disguise..

So without further ado skunkie backed up to Bob cause he figured what he was
fixing to do would for sure wake Bob up and heck he smelled so bad anyway that
a little more odor wouldn't make any difference.

Then skunkie accidentally sprayed all the little kids who were swarming minnie mouse

[RubberDucky]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble
looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled
grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was
such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal
hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent
forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid
belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't
believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet
he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in
particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products".

Just then a squirell hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face
and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on cause you smell like a garbage
can?"

Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way, said Bob to the
talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out.

Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking
problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breathe and passed
out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been
a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then

Minnie Mouse came by, and she was not too pleased with what she saw.

Never had Bob seen so many people at once, t'was quite a shock, but still, being
a dirty minded Robert, at once thought, "I ponder if I pretend to faint if Minnie
Mouse would offer CPR...".

Obviously I'd never get my whiskers any where close to that slimy, smelly Bob
person, thought Minnie, but I will call a skunk over to do it."Perfect Timing" said
Minnie as she saw a skunk run across the road. She pulled out her hair tie and
lasso'ed it around the skunks neck, reeling him in! "Skunk! Do your thing!" She
ordered and he sure did! He marched right over there and...

Questioned why Minnie was pulling him over when she should be entertaining all
the squealing little kids

Rhy I wanted you over is because poor Bob here has collasped and shall need
immediate assistance, I was hoping you could help [and if you need any hints just
ask Mickey Mouse as he seems to be the renouned expert at dat kinda stuff], but
what Minnie didnt know was that Skunkie is the guardian angel in disguise..

So without further ado skunkie backed up to Bob cause he figured what he was
fixing to do would for sure wake Bob up and heck he smelled so bad anyway that
a little more odor wouldn't make any difference.

Then skunkie accidentally sprayed all the little kids who were swarming minnie mouse

Until, out from the blue sky overhead flew...............CAPTAIN PLANET!! (hes our hero! gonna cut pollution down to zero!)

[DV8]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble
looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled
grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was
such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal
hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent
forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid
belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't
believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet
he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in
particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products".

Just then a squirell hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face
and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on cause you smell like a garbage
can?"

Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way, said Bob to the
talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out.

Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking
problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breathe and passed
out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been
a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then

Minnie Mouse came by, and she was not too pleased with what she saw.

Never had Bob seen so many people at once, t'was quite a shock, but still, being
a dirty minded Robert, at once thought, "I ponder if I pretend to faint if Minnie
Mouse would offer CPR...".

Obviously I'd never get my whiskers any where close to that slimy, smelly Bob
person, thought Minnie, but I will call a skunk over to do it."Perfect Timing" said
Minnie as she saw a skunk run across the road. She pulled out her hair tie and
lasso'ed it around the skunks neck, reeling him in! "Skunk! Do your thing!" She
ordered and he sure did! He marched right over there and...

Questioned why Minnie was pulling him over when she should be entertaining all
the squealing little kids

Rhy I wanted you over is because poor Bob here has collasped and shall need
immediate assistance, I was hoping you could help [and if you need any hints just
ask Mickey Mouse as he seems to be the renouned expert at dat kinda stuff], but
what Minnie didnt know was that Skunkie is the guardian angel in disguise..

So without further ado skunkie backed up to Bob cause he figured what he was
fixing to do would for sure wake Bob up and heck he smelled so bad anyway that
a little more odor wouldn't make any difference.

Then skunkie accidentally sprayed all the little kids who were swarming minnie mouse

Until, out from the blue sky overhead flew...............CAPTAIN PLANET!! (hes our hero! gonna cut pollution down to zero!)

Very angry were the mothers of the smelly kids, "Now what have you done," they shouted to Skunkie, "now they smell like Bob!" Captain Planet looked at the problem and decided a good sing-song is in order, how about "We've got the whole wide world in our hands..."

[xV35ballx]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble
looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled
grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was
such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal
hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent
forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid
belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't
believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet
he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in
particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products".

Just then a squirell hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face
and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on cause you smell like a garbage
can?"

Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way, said Bob to the
talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out.

Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking
problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breathe and passed
out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been
a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then

Minnie Mouse came by, and she was not too pleased with what she saw.

Never had Bob seen so many people at once, t'was quite a shock, but still, being
a dirty minded Robert, at once thought, "I ponder if I pretend to faint if Minnie
Mouse would offer CPR...".

Obviously I'd never get my whiskers any where close to that slimy, smelly Bob
person, thought Minnie, but I will call a skunk over to do it."Perfect Timing" said
Minnie as she saw a skunk run across the road. She pulled out her hair tie and
lasso'ed it around the skunks neck, reeling him in! "Skunk! Do your thing!" She
ordered and he sure did! He marched right over there and...

Questioned why Minnie was pulling him over when she should be entertaining all
the squealing little kids

Rhy I wanted you over is because poor Bob here has collasped and shall need
immediate assistance, I was hoping you could help [and if you need any hints just
ask Mickey Mouse as he seems to be the renouned expert at dat kinda stuff], but
what Minnie didnt know was that Skunkie is the guardian angel in disguise..

So without further ado skunkie backed up to Bob cause he figured what he was
fixing to do would for sure wake Bob up and heck he smelled so bad anyway that
a little more odor wouldn't make any difference.

Then skunkie accidentally sprayed all the little kids who were swarming minnie mouse

Until, out from the blue sky overhead flew...............CAPTAIN PLANET!! (hes our hero! gonna cut pollution down to zero!)

Very angry were the mothers of the smelly kids, "Now what have you done," they shouted to Skunkie, "now they smell like Bob!" Captain Planet looked at the problem and decided a good sing-song is in order, how about "We've got the whole wide world in our hands..."

While apparently forgetting that with all the horrible smells, Mother Earth would NEVER be held by these people! So as they began singing, a rain of . . . .

[RockBottomDLux]

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal
hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in
particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products."

Just then a squirrel hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face
and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on, cause you smell like a garbage
can!"

"Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way," said Bob to the
talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out.

Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking
problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breath and passed
out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been
a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then

Minnie Mouse came by, and she was not too pleased with what she saw.

Never had Bob seen so many people at once, t'was quite a shock, but still, being
a dirty minded Robert, at once thought, "I ponder if I pretend to faint if Minnie
Mouse would offer CPR...".

"Obviously I'd never get my whiskers any where close to that slimy, smelly Bob
person," thought Minnie, "but I will call a skunk over to do it."

"Perfect Timing!" said
Minnie as she saw a skunk run across the road. She pulled out her hair tie and
lasso'ed it around the skunks neck, reeling him in! "Skunk! Do your thing!" She
ordered and he sure did! He marched right over there and...

Questioned why Minnie was pulling him over when she should be entertaining all
the squealing little kids.

Rhy I wanted you over is because poor Bob here has collasped and shall need
immediate assistance, I was hoping you could help [and if you need any hints just
ask Mickey Mouse as he seems to be the renouned expert at dat kinda stuff], but
what Minnie didnt know was that Skunkie is the guardian angel in disguise..

So without further ado skunkie backed up to Bob cause he figured what he was
fixing to do would for sure wake Bob up and heck he smelled so bad anyway that
a little more odor wouldn't make any difference.

Then skunkie accidentally sprayed all the little kids who were swarming Minnie Mouse

Until, out from the blue sky overhead flew...............CAPTAIN PLANET!! (hes our hero! gonna cut pollution down to zero!)

Very angry were the mothers of the smelly kids, "Now what have you done," they shouted to Skunkie, "now they smell like Bob!" Captain Planet looked at the problem and decided a good sing-song is in order, how about "We've got the whole wide world in our hands..."

While apparently forgetting that with all the horrible smells, Mother Earth would NEVER be held by these people! So as they began singing, a rain of . . . .

Xylophones forced them inside the local strip club. Yes, Bob, Captain Planet, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Skunkie, the smelly kids, the mothers of the smelly kids, the scrawny rooster, the squirrel, the kangaroos, and the angel from Heaven were all in the local strip club.

*I also corrected some spelling and gramatical errors*

[aclu14]

Yowzers! Bob said to no one in particular as he saw all the, ah, scantily clad bodies and Disney characters that, ah, surrounded them with, ah, energy.


*the story is gettin' kinda long to copy the whole thing*

[Idnew]

*copy till it reaches Z then you can start back with the A So you don't have to copy now just start back with A+A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble
looking creature who loved to travel.

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel.

Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings.

Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants.

Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature.

Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob.

Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal
hygiene issues to deal with.

God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course].

Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him.

"I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in
particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products."

Just then a squirrel hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face
and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on, cause you smell like a garbage
can!"

"Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way," said Bob to the
talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out.

Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking
problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breath and passed
out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been
a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then

Minnie Mouse came by, and she was not too pleased with what she saw.

Never had Bob seen so many people at once, t'was quite a shock, but still, being
a dirty minded Robert, at once thought, "I ponder if I pretend to faint if Minnie
Mouse would offer CPR...".

"Obviously I'd never get my whiskers any where close to that slimy, smelly Bob
person," thought Minnie, "but I will call a skunk over to do it."

"Perfect Timing!" said
Minnie as she saw a skunk run across the road. She pulled out her hair tie and
lasso'ed it around the skunks neck, reeling him in! "Skunk! Do your thing!" She
ordered and he sure did! He marched right over there and...

Questioned why Minnie was pulling him over when she should be entertaining all
the squealing little kids.

Rhy I wanted you over is because poor Bob here has collasped and shall need
immediate assistance, I was hoping you could help [and if you need any hints just
ask Mickey Mouse as he seems to be the renouned expert at dat kinda stuff], but
what Minnie didnt know was that Skunkie is the guardian angel in disguise..

So without further ado skunkie backed up to Bob cause he figured what he was
fixing to do would for sure wake Bob up and heck he smelled so bad anyway that
a little more odor wouldn't make any difference.

Then skunkie accidentally sprayed all the little kids who were swarming Minnie Mouse

Until, out from the blue sky overhead flew...............CAPTAIN PLANET!! (hes our hero! gonna cut pollution down to zero!)

Very angry were the mothers of the smelly kids, "Now what have you done," they shouted to Skunkie, "now they smell like Bob!" Captain Planet looked at the problem and decided a good sing-song is in order, how about "We've got the whole wide world in our hands..."

While apparently forgetting that with all the horrible smells, Mother Earth would NEVER be held by these people! So as they began singing, a rain of . . . .

Xylophones forced them inside the local strip club. Yes, Bob, Captain Planet, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Skunkie, the smelly kids, the mothers of the smelly kids, the scrawny rooster, the squirrel, the kangaroos, and the angel from Heaven were all in the local strip club.

Yowzers! Bob said to no one in particular as he saw all the, ah, scantily clad bodies and Disney characters that, ah, surrounded them with, ah, energy.

ZZipping off the owner of strip club ran to get some decent tops for his barmaids and some lolipops for the smelly kids[/b]

[Serendipity]

Rock said:*I also corrected some spelling and gramatical errors* *And you're so well qualified to do that... :D*

[RockBottomDLux]

That is it. I feel threatened.

[DV8]

All the kids were then sent home with a fiver to buy some sweets on the way, Captain Planet, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Skunkie, the smelly kids, the mothers of the smelly kids, the scrawny rooster, the squirrel, the kangaroos got pissed, and decent tops and lollies were hitting the skip whilst Bob, in the back room, was being charged 100 bucks per hour...

[RockBottomDLux]

Before they could all get out the door, the kids saw the ice cream truck drive by. The mothers of the smelly kids then chased the kids to stop them from getting to the ice cream truck.

[RockBottomDLux]

"Can we get ice cream?" chanted the kids to their parents. The parents then looked at the ice cream man and couldn't believe who it was.

[ILENSER]

"Damm you kids stink on ice" Said the driver reaching in the back of the truck grabing hands full of ice. " if I give you free icecream will you stand down wind?"

[xV35ballx]

*Ok. Here's what we've got so far.*

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel. Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings. Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants. Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature. Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob. Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with. God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course]. Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him. "I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products." Just then a squirrel hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on, cause you smell like a garbage can!" "Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way," said Bob to the talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out. Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breath and passed out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then Minnie Mouse came by, and she was not too pleased with what she saw. Never had Bob seen so many people at once, t'was quite a shock, but still, being a dirty minded Robert, at once thought, "I ponder if I pretend to faint if Minnie Mouse would offer CPR...". "Obviously I'd never get my whiskers any where close to that slimy, smelly Bob person," thought Minnie, "but I will call a skunk over to do it." "Perfect timing!" said Minnie as she saw a skunk run across the road. She pulled out her hair tie and lasso'ed it around the skunks neck, reeling him in! "Skunk! Do your thing!" She ordered and he sure did! He marched right over there and... Questioned why Minnie was pulling him over when she should be entertaining all the squealing little kids. Rhy I wanted you over is because poor Bob here has collasped and shall need immediate assistance, I was hoping you could help [and if you need any hints just ask Mickey Mouse as he seems to be the renouned expert at that kind of stuff], but what Minnie didnt know was that Skunkie is the guardian angel in disguise.. So without further ado skunkie backed up to Bob cause he figured what he was fixing to do would for sure wake Bob up and heck he smelled so bad anyway that a little more odor wouldn't make any difference. Then skunkie accidentally sprayed all the little kids who were swarming Minnie Mouse. Until, out from the blue sky overhead flew...............CAPTAIN PLANET!! (hes our hero! gonna cut pollution down to zero!) Very angry were the mothers of the smelly kids, "Now what have you done," they shouted to Skunkie, "now they smell like Bob!" Captain Planet looked at the problem and decided a good sing-song is in order, how about "We've got the whole wide world in our hands..." While apparently forgetting that with all the horrible smells, Mother Earth would NEVER be held by these people! So as they began singing, a rain of . . . . Xylophones forced them inside the local strip club. Yes, Bob, Captain Planet, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Skunkie, the smelly kids, the mothers of the smelly kids, the scrawny rooster, the squirrel, the kangaroos, and the angel from Heaven were all in the local strip club. Yowzers! Bob said to no one in particular as he saw all the, ah, scantily clad bodies and Disney characters that, ah, surrounded them with, ah, energy. ZZipping off the owner of strip club ran to get some decent tops for his barmaids and some lolipops for the smelly kids. All the kids were then sent home with a fiver to buy some sweets on the way, Captain Planet, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Skunkie, the smelly kids, the mothers of the smelly kids, the scrawny rooster, the squirrel, the kangaroos got pissed, and decent tops and lollies were hitting the skip whilst Bob, in the back room, was being charged 100 bucks per hour...Before they could all get out the door, the kids saw the ice cream truck drive by. The mothers of the smelly kids then chased the kids to stop them from getting to the ice cream truck."Can we get ice cream?" chanted the kids to their parents. The parents then looked at the ice cream man and couldn't believe who it was."Damm you kids stink on ice" Said the driver reaching in the back of the truck grabing hands full of ice. " if I give you free icecream will you stand down wind?"

*And now, to continue this story.*

"Enough is enough," cried the ice cream man, who happened to be Bob's brother. Eventually, the ice cream was finally distributed to all the kids, and so the mothers took them all home to bathe, in hopes of getting rid of the God-awful stench that had permeated their clothes.

[RockBottomDLux]

For some unknown reason, the kids decided that they WANTED to get baths. So they all ran home with each of their mothers to get cleaned up. Meanwhile, Captain Planet had secretly taken Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse hostage on the roof of the bar.

[aclu14]

Get your hands off me! Minnie Mouse cried as Captain Planet hauled her and Mickey onto the roof where dozens of other cartoon characters were being held hostage. The mice gasped at the sight of Snow White, Mighty Mouse, Bambi, King Arthur, Robin Hood, Ariel, and many other characters in cages on the roof.

[RockBottomDLux]

"Honey!" cried Minnie, referring to Mickey. "What does this button do?" Minnie pressed a button on Captain Planet's belt, which opened a parachute. The parachute got caught in the wind, launching Captain Planet into the air.

[aclu14]

I must say, we have GOT to get all these other characters, and out sorry butts as well, off of this roof! Mickey exclaimed.

[RockBottomDLux]

"Just call Superman!" exclaimed Mickey. "You're the one with the cell phone!"

[DV8]

"Keep in mind it was one of the superheros who held you hostage," Bob[the main character!] reminded everyone, "and I dont think Superman has a parachute button..." :(

[RockBottomDLux]

"Let's just untie them ourselves," said Mickey, since he didn't want another Captain Planet adventure. Just as Mickey and Minnie had finished, a large round object flew near and hovered over her heads.

[aclu14]

MICKEY! Minnie shrieked. THERES A UFO FLYING ABOVE YOUR HEAD!!!

[RockBottomDLux]

"Not evil martians!" yelled Mickey. "It's Marvin the Martian!"

[aclu14]

Oh. Minnie said sheepishly. He's here to save us then, right?

[xV35ballx]

Probably. Then again, with the people who're writing this story for us, you never know.

[kontulib]

Quack, says Donald!

[RockBottomDLux]

"Right..." mumbled Mickey. Meanwhile, Marvin the Martian came out of his spaceship and safely let all the cartoon prisoners go. All of a sudden, Bob started running down the street. Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Skunkie, the smelly kids, the mothers of the smelly kids, the scrawny rooster, the squirrel, the kangaroos, and the angel from Heaven chased after Bob, wondering what they would run into next.

[aclu14]

SKUNKIE SPRAYED EVERYONE ON THE WAY. EEEEWWWWW! THE NOW EVEN SMELLIER KIDS YELLED, AND SCATTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE

[RockBottomDLux]

"Tell that skunk to stop!" yelled Bob. "He's done it once already!"

[aclu14]

Uggghhhhh!!! yelled all the smelly kids at the smellier Bob, who in fright ran away to the beach.

[RockBottomDLux]

"Very odd," said Bob to the narrator. "I didn't know there were beaches on asteroids."

[aclu14]

Why shouldnt there be beaches on asteroids? asked the narrator

[DV8]

"X-treme Sports channel is sponsering me to do this story and ask if I could include a beach scene in it somewhere. SO I had to!" cried the Narrator, "Anyway, all of them could bathe in the sea and stop smelling!"

[kontulib]

Ylermi meni kauppaan ja osti 6 pulloa Lapin Kulta-olutta.

[RockBottomDLux]

"Zoinks!" shrieked Shaggy as he and Scooby Doo were walking down the street. "Like, when did you all get here?" "Rea, rea!" included Scooby.

[aclu14]

A[hhhh shut up you mongrel. Bob yelled.

[xV35ballx]

*Here's the summery so far*

A long time in the future, in a place yet unknown to us, there was a humble looking creature who loved to travel. Bob was the name of this most excellent creature, who quite obviously resembled grass clippings. Courteous yet assertive, Bob's biggest fear was of ruminants. Determined to travel was his goal but on this asteroid he stayed because he was such an ugly creature. Elsewhere on this asteroid were other creatures, who had yet to meet Bob. Frankly, they were better off not meeting Bob, who had several serious personal hygiene issues to deal with. God from above looked down at Bob and thought his isolation will no do, sent forth his most trusted guardian angel down below, across planets and asteroid belts to where Bob stayed [with shower gel and deoderant of course]. Heaven knows what's best for Bob but Bob was a mangy old soul and didn't believe in such as that so when the shower gel and deodorant landed at his feet he just thought somebody dropped it from the treehouse above him. "I don't smell," Bob said out loud to nobody in particular, "or at least nobody (in particular) has told me that I do, so I have no use for these products." Just then a squirrel hopped out of a nearby tree, looked him straight in the face and said "Dude...are you gonna put that stuff on, cause you smell like a garbage can!" "Kangaroos smell, but I object to a squirell insulting me that way," said Bob to the talking squirel who promptly ran back up the tree before he passed out. Low and behold, he came across a giant scrawny rooster that had a bad drinking problem and smelled even worse then him! He took a deep breath and passed out. When he awoke he was mouth to mouth with Mickey Mouse as he had been a passer by and decided to help the smelly lad out! Just then Minnie Mouse came by, and she was not too pleased with what she saw. Never had Bob seen so many people at once, t'was quite a shock, but still, being a dirty minded Robert, at once thought, "I ponder if I pretend to faint if Minnie Mouse would offer CPR...". "Obviously I'd never get my whiskers any where close to that slimy, smelly Bob person," thought Minnie, "but I will call a skunk over to do it." "Perfect timing!" said Minnie as she saw a skunk run across the road. She pulled out her hair tie and lasso'ed it around the skunks neck, reeling him in! "Skunk! Do your thing!" She ordered and he sure did! He marched right over there and... Questioned why Minnie was pulling him over when she should be entertaining all the squealing little kids. Rhy I wanted you over is because poor Bob here has collasped and shall need immediate assistance, I was hoping you could help [and if you need any hints just ask Mickey Mouse as he seems to be the renouned expert at that kind of stuff], but what Minnie didnt know was that Skunkie is the guardian angel in disguise.. So without further ado skunkie backed up to Bob cause he figured what he was fixing to do would for sure wake Bob up and heck he smelled so bad anyway that a little more odor wouldn't make any difference. Then skunkie accidentally sprayed all the little kids who were swarming Minnie Mouse. Until, out from the blue sky overhead flew...............CAPTAIN PLANET!! (hes our hero! gonna cut pollution down to zero!) Very angry were the mothers of the smelly kids, "Now what have you done," they shouted to Skunkie, "now they smell like Bob!" Captain Planet looked at the problem and decided a good sing-song is in order, how about "We've got the whole wide world in our hands..." While apparently forgetting that with all the horrible smells, Mother Earth would NEVER be held by these people! So as they began singing, a rain of . . . . Xylophones forced them inside the local strip club. Yes, Bob, Captain Planet, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Skunkie, the smelly kids, the mothers of the smelly kids, the scrawny rooster, the squirrel, the kangaroos, and the angel from Heaven were all in the local strip club. Yowzers! Bob said to no one in particular as he saw all the, ah, scantily clad bodies and Disney characters that, ah, surrounded them with, ah, energy. ZZipping off the owner of strip club ran to get some decent tops for his barmaids and some lolipops for the smelly kids. All the kids were then sent home with a fiver to buy some sweets on the way, Captain Planet, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Skunkie, the smelly kids, the mothers of the smelly kids, the scrawny rooster, the squirrel, the kangaroos got pissed, and decent tops and lollies were hitting the skip whilst Bob, in the back room, was being charged 100 bucks per hour...Before they could all get out the door, the kids saw the ice cream truck drive by. The mothers of the smelly kids then chased the kids to stop them from getting to the ice cream truck."Can we get ice cream?" chanted the kids to their parents. The parents then looked at the ice cream man and couldn't believe who it was."Damm you kids stink on ice" Said the driver reaching in the back of the truck grabing hands full of ice. " if I give you free icecream will you stand down wind?" "Enough is enough," cried the ice cream man, who happened to be Bob's brother. Eventually, the ice cream was finally distributed to all the kids, and so the mothers took them all home to bathe, in hopes of getting rid of the God-awful stench that had permeated their clothes. For some unknown reason, the kids decided that they WANTED to get baths. So they all ran home with each of their mothers to get cleaned up. Meanwhile, Captain Planet had secretly taken Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse hostage on the roof of the bar. Get your hands off me! Minnie Mouse cried as Captain Planet hauled her and Mickey onto the roof where dozens of other cartoon characters were being held hostage. The mice gasped at the sight of Snow White, Mighty Mouse, Bambi, King Arthur, Robin Hood, Ariel, and many other characters in cages on the roof. "Honey!" cried Minnie, referring to Mickey. "What does this button do?" Minnie pressed a button on Captain Planet's belt, which opened a parachute. The parachute got caught in the wind, launching Captain Planet into the air. I must say, we have GOT to get all these other characters, and our sorry butts as well, off of this roof! Mickey exclaimed. "Just call Superman!" exclaimed Mickey. "You're the one with the cell phone!" "Keep in mind it was one of the superheros who held you hostage," Bob[the main character!] reminded everyone, "and I dont think Superman has a parachute button..." "Let's just untie them ourselves," said Mickey, since he didn't want another Captain Planet adventure. Just as Mickey and Minnie had finished, a large round object flew near and hovered over her heads. MICKEY! Minnie shrieked. THERES A UFO FLYING ABOVE YOUR HEAD!!! "Not evil martians!" yelled Mickey. "It's Marvin the Martian!" Oh. Minnie said sheepishly. He's here to save us then, right? Probably. Then again, with the people who're writing this story for us, you never know. Quack, says Donald! "Right..." mumbled Mickey. Meanwhile, Marvin the Martian came out of his spaceship and safely let all the cartoon prisoners go. All of a sudden, Bob started running down the street. Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Skunkie, the smelly kids, the mothers of the smelly kids, the scrawny rooster, the squirrel, the kangaroos, and the angel from Heaven chased after Bob, wondering what they would run into next. SKUNKIE SPRAYED EVERYONE ON THE WAY. EEEEWWWWW! THE NOW EVEN SMELLIER KIDS YELLED, AND SCATTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE. "Tell that skunk to stop!" yelled Bob. "He's done it once already!" Uggghhhhh!!! yelled all the smelly kids at the smellier Bob, who in fright ran away to the beach. "Very odd," said Bob to the narrator. "I didn't know there were beaches on asteroids." Why shouldnt there be beaches on asteroids? asked the narrator. "X-treme Sports channel is sponsering me to do this story and ask if I could include a beach scene in it somewhere. SO I had to!" cried the Narrator, "Anyway, all of them could bathe in the sea and stop smelling!" Ylermi meni kauppaan ja osti 6 pulloa Lapin Kulta-olutta. "Zoinks!" shrieked Shaggy as he and Scooby Doo were walking down the street. "Like, when did you all get here?" "Rea, rea!" included Scooby. "Ahhhh shut up you mongrel," Bob yelled.

*And now, on with the story!*

"Bob, calm down already," exclaimed Fred. "We're here to help you solve the mysteries of the beach on the asteroid & the one of the smelly kids!"

[aclu14]

Cool Bob said then he jumped in the water, finally realizing itwasnt just the smelly kids who stank.

[paulgro]

Damn it was a monster with three arms and one eye at the top of his head eating sand and singing the theme to the sound of music all at the same time...So...

[aclu14]

EEEEEEEEK! All the kids yelled from seeing the monster and ran in all directions.

[RockBottomDLux]

For Heaven's sakes, run for your lives! :eek:

[aclu14]

GET OUTTA HERE!!!!