For All Newly Single People

[aclu14]

Breaking up is illegal unless the person doing the breaking has a viable reason, and the reason is plainly stated IN PERSON (as in, not through e-mail, telephone, voice mail, answering machine, or Instant Messenger). If this law is broken, the person doing the breaking must be put on the rack and be stretched until they tell the truth or die. :cool

*Should this post have been called "For All Recovering Psycho-B1tches"?* ;)

The purpose of this post - my b/f just broke up with me. :lol

[Dizbuster]

Give up dating until you are old enough to accept rejection. :D :cry :D

Course for most people, that would mean the rest of their lives, but then, dating is overrated.

[DV8]

I remember hearing someone saying this to me once, "You are not ready to date until you have firstly been able to look after a plant for a year, then a pet for another year. By the end of the two years if the plant AND the pet is still alive you are ready to date."

[aclu14]

Did that already - five mice and a cactus.

[CBranski]

I've often noted to myself that dating is hell! :( I gotta wonder what I've done to deserve some of this! :eek: