Joke Thread 2 - Seasonal

[RosieWolf]

here's a halloweenie joke i got today.. hilarious.. gigglez..

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A man was walking home
alone late one foggy night,

when behind him he hears:


BUMP...


BUMP...

BUMP..



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
image of
an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward
him.



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP..




Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him




FASTER...




FASTER...




BUMP..




BUMP...




BUMP...



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in,
slams and locks the door behind him.





However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the
casket
clapping





clappity-BUMP...




clappity-BUMP...




clappity-BUMP...



on his heels, the terrified man runs.



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.







Bumping and clapping toward him.



The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can
find is
a bottle of cough syrup!





Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...







and,






(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)















The coffin stops
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[RosieWolf]

http://www.myschool.com/SWF/ColorBlind2.swf

can u see properly? how's ur hearing?? LOL..

[RosieWolf]

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now that u've been warned.. watch at ur own peril.. snicker.. and wait a while if ur on dialup, it takes about 5 minutes to load :)

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[Idnew]

The first one's older than I am :lol