Funny Sentences

[Idnew]

This from RosieWolf and she can re-do her sentence

This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself

Mine
I ran over a stuffed animal because I'm cool like that:lol

[RosieWolf]

LOL

I kicked a homeless guy because that's how i roll!

[~wildangel~]

Rosie's is hillarious:lol


Pick the month you were born:

August-------I had lunch with


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want


I had Lunch with a Homeless guy because i'm sexy like that and i do what i want:nah


My shirt is turqoise though, it's not really blue, so i could go green almost...but it's more blue

[xV35ballx]

I smoked my neighbor because I'm sexy like that and do what I want.

[DustyBottoms]

I kicked my dog because I was drunk.

[Sjax]

I hesitate to write this, but I cant help being born on april 17th and am wearing a blue t-shirt.

Here goes...

"I dry humped your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want"

[Idnew]

LOL Sajax

Mine for today would be

"I ran over a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want"