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DEAD ZONE
April 30th, 2002, 09:41 PM
A Republican running for sheriff in Colorado will pay a $100,000 bounty if you can
somehow whack Osama bin Laden. Of course, there's a catch: you'll need to kill the
terrorist with a custom weapon manufactured by the candidate's gun company. Rich
Wyatt, owner of Gunsmoke Gunsmithing, makes his offer in this full-page ad in the June
issue of Soldier of Fortune magazine. Wyatt is one of six candidates vying for the GOP
nomination for sheriff of Colorado's Jefferson County.

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cleoeo
April 30th, 2002, 10:28 PM
He's already got a 25 million dollar reward on his head. I'd whack him for free.

little_army_babe
April 30th, 2002, 11:25 PM
I would whack him at any chance I got. Who knows maybe I'll get that chance

DV8
May 26th, 2002, 11:51 AM
Lol, they make it sound so easy; 'if you can somehow whack him...'

NEways, like Cleoeo said, the money would just be a bonus, I'd whack him for free.

Another note, if I had Bin Laden in sight, I wouldn't spend time looking around for a custom weapon manufactured by the candidate's gun company, I'd pick up the nearest object fit enough to splatter his brains to shreds and blast off.

pittstonjoma
May 26th, 2002, 12:55 PM
I think everyone in the United States would be glad to whack him.