Idnew
June 12th, 2002, 09:28 AM
I've posted this several times but it gets lost so once again for those who haven't seen it.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day, you need some silliness to break up the day.
Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and The Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. For example: George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
WHAT'S YOURS? Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New First Name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New Last Name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New Last Name
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Zippy Diaperbuns
Sometimes when you have a stressful day, you need some silliness to break up the day.
Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and The Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. For example: George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
WHAT'S YOURS? Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New First Name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New Last Name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New Last Name
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Zippy Diaperbuns