Harden up your porn!

You'll love this one*. A sex shop owner was prosecuted by the council for selling pornographic videos which didn't raise a pan handle. They claimed that the XXX material supplied in his adult shop wasn’t porny enough to be classed as “pornographic”. Obviously, they must have had a team going round checking the hardness of the products, you know like a Weights & Measures official doing pubs. I can’t see too many folk phoning up the council to complain that he the BDSM vid he’d just been tossing to didn’t pass muster.

Bloody hell, you wait till Europe starts writing our porn laws. It’ll be red hot over here. Tsssssss!


*author’s estimation.


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We're the Sweeny, son and we haven't had any dinner. You kept us waiting. So unless you want a kicking you'll tell us where those photographs are.

[wendy66]

Instead of *Weights and Measures* how about
*Rates of Pleasure* hehehehe
we should set up a Viagra fund for all of the officials...just in case http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/smile.gif

[cleoeo]

I've seen advertisments for mail order wonders that increase organ size, promise extremely graphic perverted videos, panties worn by Jennifer Lopez, etc. I'm sure most of these outfits sell bogus crap and could be prosecuted for false advertising etc., but the hapless losers who get burned are too embarassed to do so. Anybody wanna buy an authentic Bill Clinton cigar?

[paulgro]

Originally posted by cleoeo:
I've seen advertisments for mail order wonders that increase organ size, promise extremely graphic perverted videos, panties worn by Jennifer Lopez, etc. I'm sure most of these outfits sell bogus crap and could be prosecuted for false advertising etc., but the hapless losers who get burned are too embarassed to do so. Anybody wanna buy an authentic Bill Clinton cigar?

I understand it's not that easy to prove unless you're sure there isn't any small print somewhere.

[RockBottomDLux]

does this mean they are PROMOTING porn videos? ...government these days... http://www.dumblaws.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'......or what ever you are doing!

I'm normally against making little laws that infringe on people's freedoms, but I could easily be for a law that would place an outright bann on attempting to put plots in porn videos. lol

Yes, a law against putting plots in porn, because then someone in the government would call it "art" and *pop* there goes our tax dollars!

Err, wait a sec, most of the stuff the government calls "art" is tasteless sh*t and that hasn't stopped them from taxing us to pay for it. Never mind.

One question:
What were the government agents doing in porn shops anyway. And shouldn't the be doing something more important? Oppppppssss pardon me, they consider that most important thing since removing a finger from up their nose.