Pub law for redhead males!

[kontulib]

Man who have red hair and blue eyes have no right to go to pub on tuesdays between 5 pm - 9 pm if he is not going to order gin tonic in 7 minutes when he have entered in the pub.
Violators will be punished so at he must drink 7 portions of tequila or if he don´t want to drink them, 7 days in jail where he must to watch 7 hours a day gin commercials from TV.

[Sjax]

Hmm, a little strange.... a little discriminating against redheads.... a little meaningless, but what the heck, I second that.

Hey does this law include dyed red hair? Cuse i have copper red hair and blue eyes and I dont like gin.