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Old October 9th, 2002, 04:24 PM
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With conservation of energy in mind...

... No one is allowed to turn on the light till they have a reason to do so.

For example if you trip over someone's blanket in the corridor, flinging you 3 meters into the corner of a trunk, thus cracking your head in half. Then you have permittion to switch on the light.
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Old October 9th, 2002, 04:26 PM
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And stop eating beef till the majority of people in third world countries are fed. :D
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*Keeps light on everywhere on his apartment*
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And stop eating beef till the majority of people in third world countries are fed. :D
That's a great idea, instead, we can have "hunting stores" where you go in, track down and kill whichever creature they have in stock for supper, using only your claws and teeth! :eek:

Not only provides food for your gullet, but you get to exercise and get out whatever aggressions may be pent up inside.

Rabbit City, here I come! where is that nail file, need to make sure they are nice and sharp, and can't forget my tooth brush, hair between the teeth can be SO annoying:D :p :p :D
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That's a great idea, instead, we can have "hunting stores" where you go in, track down and kill whichever creature they have in stock for supper, using only your claws and teeth! :eek:

Not only provides food for your gullet, but you get to exercise and get out whatever aggressions may be pent up inside.

Rabbit City, here I come! where is that nail file, need to make sure they are nice and sharp, and can't forget my tooth brush, hair between the teeth can be SO annoying:D :p :p :D
*cries at the thought of all these poor creatures getting hunted and eaten... :cry *

Never mind food for gullet. Plenty of people like the gullet for food. And the stomach lining &c.
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Hey actually, not such a bad idea after all. We could give all the left over crap to Maccy D's so in turn it feeds our coppers too!
YAY! We would be one step closer to world peace.
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Baby when the lghts, go out, every single words I... &c.

*continues to up her post count this way :p
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Don't you know, it is the Quality, not the Quantity, that counts!:p :D
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Oops...what if one doesn't have either?:p

But DV8 is right, if more people would be vegetarians, there would be more fed people.
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Don't you know, it is the Quality, not the Quantity, that counts!:p :D
In essays yeah but there must be is this great feeling when you hit 3000.
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Ah, the 3K Buzz, we call it. You get sort of butterflies for a few minutes, but it soon passes. The 4K Swoon is much better - real toe-curling stuff! :D
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all the lights on both my doors are out If a fuse, which/where? Im doubting bulbs-that would be wierd for them all to go out like that.
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All energy saving bulbs here - and they are off unless I need them to see what the heck is in front of me.
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